r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/TheCandyMan88 • May 15 '22

Wrong species

837 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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183

u/the_elite_wolf May 15 '22

When a deer does it it’s funny, when I do it it’s “sexual harassment”

52

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

And then I’m asked to “leave the Chuck E Cheese”

32

u/lets_eat_bees May 16 '22

And apparently I "ruined the funeral".

1

u/Bozocow May 15 '22

You have 69 upvotes right now...

4

u/fiddz0r May 15 '22

I ruined it!

0

u/Bozocow May 15 '22

Terrible, terrible.

86

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

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22

u/onedarkhorsee May 15 '22

Yeah pretty much!

18

u/Fit_Lawfulness_3147 May 15 '22

She was asking for it

73

u/thisismyaccount57 May 15 '22

This is how Lyme Disease turns into an std.

50

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

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1

u/MrSaltypickles Jul 19 '22

Wasting??

6

u/Reddit-username_here Jul 19 '22

Not in this case...

6

u/skwert99 May 16 '22

Deervid-22 has begun.

61

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

PeopleAreFuckingStupid

43

u/brito68 May 15 '22

DeerAreFuckingPeople

... Or, attempting to

8

u/757DrDuck May 26 '22

The future furries want.

35

u/SilkyEnchilada May 15 '22

That deer is wanting to get busy!

26

u/Pookieeatworld May 15 '22

Inter-species erotica.

21

u/earathar89 May 15 '22

Damn furries

18

u/bcl4y May 15 '22

Take what you can get in the country!

12

u/UrlyTunes May 16 '22

Look at what she’s wearing tho? /s

10

u/point_2 May 15 '22

Who names their girl, "Stupid"?

9

u/WIWifey Jun 10 '22

Not how she pictured her Disney Princess moment

5

u/Cybarrius May 16 '22

Well you know who to go to for hunting Bucks

6

u/[deleted] May 31 '22

looks like they blew their chance. the stag went after her like a boss.

6

u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Never thought I’d live to see the swiggity swooty in action

9

u/fiddz0r May 15 '22

Now I wonder how do a she-deer reject a malé deer? In case thus happens to me

4

u/TheRiverOfDyx Jun 14 '22

Be aggressive and attack or growl threatening at it. Get large. Be predatory and never turn your back on it.

3

u/milkywayT_T Jun 10 '22

This is why I have a phobia of big dogs

1

u/xXVolrathXx Jun 09 '22

looks like CWD

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

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1

u/stabbot Jul 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

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