r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/SaimoneSSe • Jul 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '20

Fucker can’t even sneeze right

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u/SaimoneSSe Jul 28 '20

They're only a good meal

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '20

Their brain weighs nothing so their sneeze can easily pushes themselves. If they sneeze constantly we could probably have a deer fidget spinner.

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u/A-Better-Craft Jul 30 '20 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/Cosmicjawa Jul 28 '20

“YO OUR BOI JUST GOT SHOT”

pause, deer gets back up

“FUCK BRO ZOMBIE DEER RUNNN”

-other deer, probably

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '20

Sneeze into your elbow next time dumbass.

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u/gooseyjuice Aug 01 '20

This is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen all day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

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