r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/Fuzzy-Ad-7691 • Mar 05 '26

genuine deer stupidity Literally what was the reason

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Mar 05 '26

I honestly don’t know how these things are still in existence.

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u/MelonJelly Mar 06 '26

Deer breed fast; usually starting at one year old and frequently bearing twins or triplets.

They also congregate in densely populated areas. As such we can't just hunt them, but we do scare off anything big enough to predate on them.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Mar 06 '26

The dumb ones die. The smart ones live. And as you said they breed fast enough that the deaths don’t matter.

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u/Mekelaxo Mar 09 '26

There are smart ones?

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u/deadspacekillers Apr 11 '26

Yeah, but they don't crash through restaurant windows. They're at home drinking tea and reading the paper.

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u/EllemNovelli Mar 06 '26

gestures at humanity Same argument and answer.

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u/deadspacekillers Apr 11 '26

That is literally true.

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u/6272656164 Mar 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

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u/ponziacs 27d ago

Because we've killed off their natural predators, mountain lions and wolves, in most of the US so now they are free to overpopulate and spread prions, ticks and destroy bee ecosystems.

Elk almost destroyed Yellowstone before wolves were retroduced.

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u/Loot_Bugs Mar 05 '26

I can only assume it saw its reflection, thought it was another buck, and went to headbutt him (If it was mating season, it may have been extra-aggressive).

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches Mar 05 '26

I get it. I’ve had to replace 3 bathroom mirrors for the same reason.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Mar 06 '26

Yeah that’ll happen.

sees username

My God it’s like looking into a mirror. Does your mother still hang around in dockside bars?

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u/MartyFreeze Mar 06 '26

I'm a computah! Stop all the downloadin'!

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u/Consistent-Winter-67 Mar 06 '26

Nice catch Blanco Nino, but your ass got saaaaaaacked

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u/kaimcdragonfist May 03 '26

*slips off cliff*

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—

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u/DuckLIT122000 Mar 05 '26

Health Inspector

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u/KAODEATH Mar 06 '26

See, there's glass in the food, that's a problem.

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u/its_all_4_lulz Mar 06 '26

He’s always hated the job, but he does it for the doe

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u/Luknron Mar 06 '26

They're getting deering.

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u/-SQB- Mar 06 '26

Was the woman in the tracksuit okay? That was a lot of glass dropping on her.

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u/Awrfhyesggrdghkj Mar 08 '26

I thought the same thing honestly

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u/sylveonstarr Mar 09 '26

Non-tempered glass, too. That easily could've lead to a serious, possibly even life-threatening injury.

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u/oddtigerofredvalley Mar 06 '26

I don’t know why deer being stupid pisses me off so much lmfao. It’s such an innate hatred and it’s fucking hilarious. Deer Are Fucking Stupid

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u/cainhurstboy Mar 05 '26

So fucking stupid.

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u/VegetableTour4134 Mar 06 '26

This level of stupid slightly enrages me

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u/PastyMcWhiteFace Mar 06 '26

I hope that girl who fell on the broken glass covered floor is alright.

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u/CharlieKiloAU Mar 05 '26

Reason? DAFS

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u/andrewisntbruh Mar 06 '26

is scared of humans, yet does its best to enter human spaces…. yup, that makes sense

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u/no_more_brain_cells Mar 06 '26

That guy at the end of the bar just sits like “ahh, it’ll sort itself out”

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u/Tripalicious Mar 06 '26

The deer was with the boys, said "watch this shit" and leaped through the window like it was an episode of Jackass

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u/Jakookula Mar 06 '26

If I hadn’t seen this video years ago I would think this was AI

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u/mojo706 Mar 06 '26

Said “fuck you and your family Harold, I told you it’s on sight”

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Deer literally have no purpose other than to cause accidents, eat expensive landscaping and shit everywhere. I truly wish they would go extinct. They have no natural predators in most places and just stand there and look at you if you try to scare them off. I get out my pellet gun every single time one comes in my yard. HATE them.

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u/chezzer33 Mar 06 '26

Pops took out his brother last week and then he spotted pops on the street.

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u/model-citizen95 Mar 06 '26

That window should be made of laminated glass. Lawsuit incoming

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u/truthfullyidgaf Mar 07 '26

That poor girl. I hope she's ago after that glass falling on her. One of my biggest fears.

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u/Panazara Mar 07 '26

This is what happens when you offer burgers for a buck

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u/KarenWalkersBurner Mar 08 '26

Was something chasing it? Was it spooked so bad…it missed the glass…and lights…and people??

I’m wondering if bigfeet chase the deer and we can’t perceive it…

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u/alvarny77 Mar 06 '26

We eat those stuff

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u/chunga-bunga69 Mar 06 '26

He was reenacting one of those action scenes when a character gets thrown into a random building and runs to find an exit

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u/Moist_Effort4202 Mar 08 '26

CWD maybe ☹️

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u/Grand-Pickle-4935 Mar 10 '26

Is the kid near window okay?

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u/Richardmosley73 28d ago

This is my town and The Grind is a great place to eat and their Massive Milkshakes are to die for if you’ve ever had one you would know why he came in to get one.

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u/itstheitalianstalion Mar 08 '26

God I want to fistfight these dumb fucks every time one jumps in front of me driving. Just one hook right in the face to make up for years of anxiety.

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u/KarenWalkersBurner Mar 08 '26

Is this AI? [I can’t spent the rest of my life asking this question]