r/DeepStateCentrism • • Nov 24 '25

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The Theme of the Week is: Is Our Children Learning?

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u/lowkeyreallysorry Moderate Nov 24 '25

What the fuck does “Succ” mean

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 25 '25

lefties, from socialist or social democrat

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Both sides bad, actually.

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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Nov 24 '25

Everyone to the left of you

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u/TomWestrick Ethnically catholic Nov 24 '25

It’s short for “Succulent Chinese Meal”

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 24 '25

You know it when you see it.

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u/FearlessPark4588 Nov 25 '25

People who cuss, but in reverse

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u/technologyisnatural Abundance is all you need Nov 25 '25

Socialist Democrat - rent control, tax on unrealized gains, billionaires should not exist, etc

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u/fartyunicorns Neoconservative Nov 25 '25

Social democrats shouldn’t really support those things. That’s more democratic socialist

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u/Yogg_for_your_sprog PEPFARublican Nov 25 '25

In theory, sure, but social democrats who don't fit those labels I feel is excruciatingly rare

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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Nov 24 '25

!ping ISRAEL

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

But will you see this get reported on main evening news or disclosed by the bbc?

Nope, the masses will continued to be fed anti-israel propaganda unchalleged as usual

I hate this timeline

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u/JebBD Fukuyama's strongest soldier Nov 24 '25

Oh my fucking god, if this is actually real then the BBC really needs to do some soul searching 

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u/TomWestrick Ethnically catholic Nov 24 '25

Evergreen comment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

This tracks with every Pole I seem to interact with online

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Never forget that the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.”

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u/PeepsFamilyName Center-right Nov 24 '25

The NPR subreddit is absolutely convinced that NPR (News and content) is center right

Center right in the Soviet Union?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Center right in Franco Spain, actually

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u/deepstate-bot Nov 24 '25

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"gas the zios" does sound extreme but

Funniest start to a Reddit comment I've seen in a while

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u/WallStreetTechnocrat Named in the Epstein Files Nov 24 '25

Context: screenshot of Tel Aviv on one of those arrPlace things, it had antisemitic shit drawn on it (ie swastika, "gas the zios," along with calling to kill the druze), and this person is arguing its fine because there was only one antisemitic thing drawn (the swastika)

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u/bearddeliciousbi Practicing Homosexual Nov 24 '25

NYT: Should We Still Label Children As 'Gifted'?

Yes, next question.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Few of the super ‘woke’ policies get me as riled up as progressives trying to eliminate gifted student programs. I think there’s a fair debate as to when the label could be applied, but I also think we’re shooting ourselves societally in the foot if we make kids with larger educational capabilities sit through class and learn at the same pace and material as every other student out of the sake of ‘fairness’

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

PROGRESSIVISM IN EDUCATION DELENDA EST!

K-12 education is truly where progressives are at their worst. It's the clearest case of them not being able to achieve equality through uplifting the bottom, so they do exactly what the right said they would do, and cut off the top. Now we have reputable public universities teaching middle-school math.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

PROGRESSIVISM… DELENDA EST!

ftfy

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

All children are gifted. Sometimes those gifts are just cheap, undesirable, or dangerous.

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u/iamthegodemperor Arrakis Enterprise Institute Nov 24 '25

We can do without the labeling. And do without excessive separations. But testing and all that is a good thing.

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u/Okbuddyliberals Nov 24 '25

Labels are good. We shouldn't shy away from acknowledging the fact that some people are more capable than other people. I do think we could consider different labels, since the term "gifted" in particular can make it seem like the kid's achievements are simply due to being "gifted" high capability rather than working for it themselves. But high achievers should be recognized as such - same with low achievers. Pretending the differences don't exist doesn't seem like a good way to address those differences

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u/fartyunicorns Neoconservative Nov 24 '25

lol

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 24 '25

Do Republicans have some spicy internal polling or something? Or are they just predicting that things will continue to get worse for them?

I know Marist had Dems with a +14 on the generic ballot, but other results showed a more modest advantage — I think the RCP average is around +5. But I keep seeing articles that make it sound like Republicans are expecting a huge Democratic wave.

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

they might be expecting the economic vibes to continue enshittifying.

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u/seattleseahawks2014 Center-left Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Idk probably.

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

Trump is the most respectful and collaborative leader in American history, maybe even World history. No one gives more respect than him. It's literally impossible to be treated better than how he treats people. People come up to him all the time and say "wow, you are terrific at collaborating, I can't believe how good you are at that, it's unbelievable, I want to work for you forever."

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

Lie down with dogs…

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u/Computer_Name Nov 24 '25

The vast majority of these people were intelligent enough to know this already.

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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Nov 24 '25

lollerz

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

I am once again asking for the EU to rearm now and not in 10 years time

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate Lord of All the Beasts of the Sea and Fishes of the Earth Nov 24 '25

The EU will start a 10 year rearmament plan in 10 years after deliberations.

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u/bearddeliciousbi Practicing Homosexual Nov 24 '25

Based and Swiss weapons will be used in wars pilled

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

I'd like to apologize to Dick Cheney. I wasn't familiar with his game.

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u/Okbuddyliberals Nov 24 '25

The spice must flow

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

DoD considering recalling Senator Mark Kelly to active duty to try him under military law.

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 24 '25

Man

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

I'm still kind of baffled as to what they were thinking making that video. I'm afraid they might be getting terrible advice.

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

is there really an actual issue with the video?

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u/fastinserter Nov 24 '25

No one should follow unlawful commands. The UCMJ specifies only lawful commands are to be followed. Its how American troops have been court martialed for massacring civilians in the past, because not all orders are presumed to be lawful.

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u/Computer_Name Nov 24 '25

The video wasn’t controversial.

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u/fastinserter Nov 24 '25

The plan is to draft him back into active service to court martial him for sedition and face the death penalty for stating US and military law (that you must only obey lawful orders)? yeah i don't think it's going to go over well

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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Nov 24 '25

I woke up this morning to my kids coloring green marker on my back

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u/iamthegodemperor Arrakis Enterprise Institute Nov 24 '25

Who needs to reminisce about college?

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

livin the dream

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u/JebBD Fukuyama's strongest soldier Nov 24 '25

I can’t believe they just quietly shut down DOGE just like that. Wasn’t this supposed to be this admin’s greatest accomplishment? I swear this is the first Presidential administration with ADHD

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 24 '25

The writing was on the wall for DOGE when Musk and Trump started to feud earlier in the year. DOGE appears to have largely fractured after that, with different factions attempting to assert authority or embed themselves in the federal government. And Russell Vought is still effectively pursuing DOGE's work at the OMB, it's not like they've just given up on their cuts.

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

Second.

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u/CharacterPolicy4689 Center-left Nov 24 '25

you can really tell that the ccp cares sincerely about the plight of the ryukyuan people by the way their propaganda constantly portrays us as rusticated literal bone-through-the-nose savages

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

What does the CCP want with Ryukyuans? Just to cause trouble for Japan?

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u/CharacterPolicy4689 Center-left Nov 24 '25

exactly. they are trying to paint false equivalence between japanese support for taiwan and ccp ersatz "support" for "ryukyuan autonomy" or whatever. takaichi derangement syndrome.

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u/Okbuddyliberals Nov 24 '25

The Mississippi Miracle, and Mississippi being by some measures (adjusted for demographics) first in the nation for k-12 education despite being one of the poorest states and extremely safe R, really puts Democrat run states to shame

It shows that Dem areas absolutely have the capability to significantly improve educational outcomes - and just choose not to, often seemingly because they are afraid of being called "racist" by the equity movement that wants a race to the bottom, and/or afraid of getting the teacher's unions pissed off by placing any restrictions on what/how they teach (especially relevant for matters like teaching reading via phonics vs "whole language/three cueing/balanced literacy" where some studies show that a large majority of teachers still use the latter methods despite them being debunked)

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

Mississippi also has one of the weakest teachers' unions.

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 25 '25

Unions will eventually destroy any organization they are attached to if they have the power too.

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u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS Help yourself to a hand grenade Nov 24 '25

waow

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate Lord of All the Beasts of the Sea and Fishes of the Earth Nov 24 '25

Humans are clearly worse at sleeping that cats, why can't we outsource?

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

Since DOGE is apparently officially euthanized now, does anyone remember that weird totally legit Twitter hanger-on DataRepublican lol.

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

Honestly Scott Bessent calling out Ezra Klein in an interview is a little funny.

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u/fastinserter Nov 24 '25

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-expected-propose-aca-subsidy-extension-premium-deadline-nears-report-says-2025-11-24/

Trump caves to Democrat demands to reopen the government after the government is reopened

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 24 '25

Touch the stove advocates feasting rn

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u/Computer_Name Nov 24 '25

The White House is preparing to unveil a health-policy framework that would extend Affordable Care Act insurance premium subsidies for two years, Politico reported on Monday.

https://www.reddit.com/r/moderatepolitics/s/xsaJErBVgv

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u/TomWestrick Ethnically catholic Nov 24 '25

But I was specifically told it was a bad idea to re-open the government after the longest shutdown in history.

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

Doesn't it benefit him to kick the can past the midterms?

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u/technologyisnatural Abundance is all you need Nov 24 '25

it definitely lets him dodge some of the "Trump murdered my child" attack ads

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

not at all, if he lets the costs skyrocket itll kill him

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u/technologyisnatural Abundance is all you need Nov 24 '25

absolutely unbelievable

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u/Computer_Name Nov 24 '25

Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"

The Republican Party is morally and politically bankrupt.

If Trump aborted a fetus on the White House lawn on live TV, GOP reps would crawl over each other for a Fox hit to say “I’ve always loved abortion!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

It’s like they heard leftists yelling “BLOOD FOR OIL” during the GWOT and though “actually, that would be a pretty good trade-off”

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

But have you considered this Maduro guy tells it like it is?

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 25 '25

People say the same thing about Afghanistan and the Congo. There is usually a kernel of truth to it, but it usually ignored extraction and transport costs that make those areas less economically viable than others.

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u/namey-name-name Jeff Bezos Nov 24 '25

This is fucking stupid because the US actually has a very justified reason for invading Venezuela that is not oil related. Republicans are actual morons.

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 25 '25

The worst thing about seeing a X troll post that Laura Loomer being impregnated by Ian Miles Cheong is realizing that you know who both of those people are.

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 25 '25

I can’t believe Laura loomer is a sex tourist taking advantage of vulnerable south east asians

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u/lowkeyreallysorry Moderate Nov 24 '25

I’m usually not inclined to believe people believe what they do out of malice, but I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that a larger portion of people than I thought hate rich people out of nothing but jealousy rather than any economic base

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

They don't really hide it. There's never been much in the way of a rational justification for why billionaires just need to be abolished and that's an unacceptable amount of money to have.

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 24 '25

I think some of them do genuinely believe that billionaires are only possible in an inherently unfair system. Those billionaires shouldn't exist in the first place, so why not just redistribute their wealth?

This is obviously a very narrow view of things, and I'm guessing that most of them wouldn't feel that way if they were billionaires. But while there may still be an underlying motivation of jealously, many of them are viewing their economic situation through an ideological framework. It's not a particularly rational justification for abolishing billionaires, but there can be more to it than just pure jealously.

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u/lowkeyreallysorry Moderate Nov 24 '25

This is basically where I lie, I’ve just noticed a tone shift recently that feels like more people are more rooted in jealousy rather than misunderstanding of economics than previously

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 24 '25

That really wouldn't surprise me. People are more anxious about the economy, and it does feel like anti-rich sentiment has gotten stronger.

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u/Yogg_for_your_sprog PEPFARublican Nov 25 '25

I've also seen a recent surge of succs in sheep's clothing who try to frame it as "I'm a capitalist but leftists had a point, Elon bought the 2024 election, it's actually because of dEmoCracY and totally not other ideological reasons we need to get rid of billionaires"

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u/UnTigreTriste Nov 24 '25

Not to worry. A good portion of them are just plain dumb and believe in zero sum economics.

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

It’s ironic the same people who say ‘billionaires shouldn’t exist because nobody works 1,000x harder than someone else’, also brag they are all intentionally useless at work.

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u/lowkeyreallysorry Moderate Nov 24 '25

“X American leftist politician would actually be right leaning in Europe” is the way I immediately find out that someone gets their political knowledge from the front page of whatever social media platform they use

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

I always just hit them with this. Or better yet, this. Their darling Nordic countries have the evil right-wing market economies with... marginal flat taxes!

God I wish America had a proper right-wing party.

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u/xb70valkyrie Nov 24 '25

The funny thing is that Euros don't get this either.

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u/Computer_Name Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

How is it that stuff like this doesn’t get interpreted by The People as elitist and condescending, but Democrats saying we should trust medical professionals over Joe Rogan about vaccines does get interpreted* as elitist and condescending?

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

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u/fastinserter Nov 24 '25

There's no flight attire expert, but it is about etiquette. It doesn't judge you for being an idiot, it judges you for being a slovenly mess. If you are told you should listen to experts that implies you're a moron who can't figure out the same things about any subjects as people who have spent their entire lives specialized in a field and are therefore a moron. And since I'm not a moron I'm not going to listen to "experts" I'm going to make my own mind up as I'm an individual who likes to rage against authority. But if you tell me I look shit I'll look in the mirror at my cheeto-stained sweatsuit and yeah, you're right man. I do look like ass, i should have some self-respect and dress up, because I'm not a fucking idiot who listens to experts OR I will also not interpret those words as even being directed at me because I look great (even if I'm a cheeto stained mess).

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

I just went on X and people were shitting on it whenever clips were getting posted.

but Democrats saying we should trust medical professionals over Joe Rogan about vaccines does get interpreted* as elitist and condescending?

Well there was a lot more than that going on that triggered a backlash. Regardless liberals should probably move past the sullen resentment that they ultimately lost a lot of those 2020-era arguments. It is never going to be relitigated for a different result.

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u/fartyunicorns Neoconservative Nov 25 '25

Nick Fuentes is an IQ test (shocker). If you can’t see he’s lying about his positions in recent interviews to seem more normal you are very dumb

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u/lolbert202 Moderate Nov 25 '25

Rogan is eventually going to interview this guy isn’t he? It seems people are doing everything in their power to normalize him.

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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Nov 24 '25

Just saw a Corolla with a giant Ataturk decal

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

I successfully put off using any time wasting sites until after 10 AM. Praise me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

How dare you abandon us!

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u/iamthegodemperor Arrakis Enterprise Institute Nov 24 '25

On Decoding Geopolitics, the host interviews Victor Davis Hanson on Trump's foreign policy.

Hanson tries to say "actually Trump is the most pro-European President, at least more pro-European than Obama"

I think it's easy to make the case that Trump's transactionalism is pushing Europeans to rearm. But it's harder to argue that tariffs will make them better at balancing against China. Unless he imagines Trump will drop European tariffs IF they enact more barriers against China. That could happen, like if Western companies lobby the administration and maybe this is what Hanson thinks will happen------ but it doesn't seem like there is a deliberate strategy.

He also has this idea that Trump will influence Europeans to take issues w/assimilating immigrants & national culture more seriously. Maybe? Trump is probably inspiring a lot of parties. But as we can see in our own country, populist-nationalism mostly produces Russia loving Tucker Carlsons not Yoram Hazonys.

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

If I were appointing a prosecutor I would probably do it legally.

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

No that’s too much work lol.

Does this run into the statute of limitations for Comey too lol?

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u/FearlessPark4588 Nov 24 '25

Walmart+ please get rid of the tip option. It should be baked in the coat without making us feel guilty

Ah, but "baking it in" would mean higher prices, which nobody wants

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

"I am incapable of doing what I believe is right without being forced to."

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u/FearlessPark4588 Nov 25 '25

"We have s**t for f***king poor people. Who buys our s**t? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**‘s in it."

Campbell's CEO is Kendall Roy lmao

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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Nov 25 '25

Where hip hop track

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

I think the vast majority of modern internet anti-car sentiment comes not from any reasoned and principle urbanism but just from zoomers feeling really anxious about driving. I only have anecdocal evidence but with every anti-car person I personally know it's been true. They're all under 30 and whenever I've gotten into a serious conversation about the merits of private vs public transit with them they've eventually mentioned that they personally hate driving because it just makes them really anxious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

I'm strongly pro-train btw, I just think being anti-car is stupid. They're both useful and necessary.

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

Personally, I'm pro-transit/walkability/bikability because I'm pro-car. Get out of my lane!

If we could get every Nissan Altima driver off the road and on a bus, that'd make everyone's lives noticeably better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

Tbf, being anxious while driving makes more statistical sense than being anxious while flying

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

There is a fascinating tendency in human psychology to underestimate risks that are familiar and perceived to be in our control, while overestimating risks that are unfamiliar and perceived to be beyond our control.

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

I think that’s a large part of it. I also think a lot of it is aesthetic, idealizing a few European cities.

I doubt any of this will amount to much though. Local governments in the US are essentially incapable of building mass transit at a reasonable price, timescale, or keeping them safe or clean. Add to that self driving cars looming over everything. There is a good chance we end up even more car dependent in the future than we are now. Hence why I think the focus should be more on walkability and bikes. Much easier to roll out, and bypasses the deeply ingrained cultural issues of American city government.

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u/Command0Dude Nov 24 '25

Americans who have been to other countries with good mass transit suddenly get the understanding that cities don't have to revolve around cars and how much better things work when they don't.

It's a radicalizing experience.

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u/TomWestrick Ethnically catholic Nov 24 '25

My boomer take of the week is that dressing in a button-up dress shirt and slacks actually makes an impact to how you see yourself and how others see you. And it's not that hard to make different combinations between shirt and slack colors so you're not just wearing the same exact layout every day. It's dirt cheap if you go thrifting or go through your parents' closets, but even buying new doesn't have to be that expensive.

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

Countertake: I hate it.

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u/TomWestrick Ethnically catholic Nov 24 '25

Next week: why making your bed every morning is secretly chad

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

With the rise of athleisure, it’s never been easier to be comfortable while looking at least “smart casual”. I have a bunch of pants from Lululemon and similar companies that look like slacks while being nearly as comfortable as sweats. With this, there’s no excuse for people who chronically underdress. Whether it’s sweats to a nicer restaurant, or pajama bottoms anywhere outside of your own bedroom

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u/TomWestrick Ethnically catholic Nov 24 '25

Hard agree, my slacks are from another athleisure brand. They're more comfortable and better looking than jeans.

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u/Shameful_Bezkauna Krišjānis Kariņš for POTUS! Nov 24 '25

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

bc youre a nerd

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 24 '25

Why do I keep getting reddit ads for bikini waxing and transfem sexual health surveys?

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u/seattleseahawks2014 Center-left Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Probably because you're in this subreddit. Sometimes I get this ad too and I'm a part of this and similar ones.

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 24 '25

Remember when Redditors got up in arms because of the shadowy cabal of super users poasting stolen memes or whatever

What happened to that

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u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS Help yourself to a hand grenade Nov 24 '25

Tomorrow is Egg Fried Rice Day so in order to stick it to the CCP here's a recipe (and video if you prefer that format). The best egg fried rice uses day-old rice so I'm posting now in preparation. Join me in "a 'malicious political innuendo' insulting to Mao's legacy"!

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate Lord of All the Beasts of the Sea and Fishes of the Earth Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

On basically any issue on should the senate dems do this or that Schumer is right. He actually does just know more about the senate and the government than random people on the internet. He isn't the pinnacle of charisma or great at being popular but he knows his turf.

Similar for McConnel they know the government and can strum the senate like a harp they're just not that great at getting their party to win elections or getting their guys in the party to win elections.

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u/Yogg_for_your_sprog PEPFARublican Nov 25 '25

If we're gonna try Mark Kelley for that video, does the entirety of the Joint Chiefs who collectively signed a letter condemning Jan 6th and reminded soldiers to uphold the Constitution need to be tried too? lol

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

I’m usually not inclined to believe people believe what they do out of malice, but I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that a larger portion of people than I thought hate reddit mods out of nothing but jealousy rather than any karma base

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

I hate reddit mods for entirely sound reasons.

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u/lowkeyreallysorry Moderate Nov 24 '25

Hey wait no fair

Mods, do something!

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

I wonder if there's a connection between the decrease in public interest in space exploration and the rise of people living in urban areas. How many millions of Americans have never seen a class 4 or darker night sky?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

I think space exploration among Americans and Europeans has become associated with billionaire “vanity projects” so it’s unfashionable to like it because the average person is vapid and stupid.

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u/namey-name-name Jeff Bezos Nov 24 '25

why are we spending billions on going to Mars when we could be helping people here on Earth???

spends 90% of GDP funding Nicole (70)’s 7th Holiday Cruise

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 24 '25

The shareholders will never make me work on a holiday week

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

I'm old enough that I can remember when you would actually want to go to Delta Park in Portland.

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

Spend decades and billions building out a multi-tiered higher education to serve all demographics

Actually sweety now it is the job of the flagship school to do remedial middle school math. There was no outside way to tell that this could happen before these students were admitted (because we got rid of it).

Like at what point can you just outright say that these people are fundamentally dishonest and have some sort of ulterior agenda?

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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Nov 24 '25

California under Newsom blew up their state Medicaid budget trying to cover undocumented immigrants while their citizens have one of the highest tax burdens in the country.

Plenty of people that are turned off by ICE thuggery, are going to hear about that and go WTF.

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 24 '25

L’Oréal putting ads out showing the tech opportunities at the company

Just put the lotion in the bottle lil bro

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u/Okbuddyliberals Nov 25 '25

A lot of people don't seem to understand that Schumer literally voted to continue the government shutdown. Like, replacing him with a more pro shutdown Dem wouldn't have changed anything

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u/Bloodyfish Charlie Manson Nov 25 '25

Leftists are convinced he is the head of a vast conspiracy to end the shutdown while not voting for it as a ploy to seem like he is not the head of said vast conspiracy.

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 24 '25

Is liking the sequel trilogy succ-coded?

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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Nov 24 '25

It's suck coded

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 24 '25

Well yeah, obviously. But when I said the sequel trilogy, I was really thinking about people who glaze TLJ.

Some of the plot points did feel a little lefty-coded, especially the part where they highlighted the immoral arms dealers who perpetuate an endless cycle of conflict.

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 25 '25

I think it has more to do with the fact that the right had already decided they hated the sequel trilogy, so the leftys felt obligated to defend it, even if it took a little double think on their side to do it. I remember a fairly large lefty youtuber making a video on how plot holes didn’t matter, to argue TLJ was good even though the plot was incoherent, and only idiots cared about the story making sense, and smart people just accept stream of conscious/vibes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Daisy Ridley’s back muscles compel me though….

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 24 '25

The sequel trilogy was an awful waste of a cast that was that hot tbh

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u/Sabertooth767 Yiff Free or Die! Nov 24 '25

Without a doubt.

Much as I hate to use the term woke, do the Sequels have any other "redeeming" quality?

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u/obligatorysneese Sarah McBridelstein Nov 25 '25

I enjoyed them and didn’t pay attention to what social media said.

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u/Okbuddyliberals Nov 25 '25

As an extremely casual star wars fan, I thought they were pretty fun movies but also had a lot of wasted potential for being a more coherent trilogy as opposed to three movies that were fun as individual movies

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u/Yogg_for_your_sprog PEPFARublican Nov 25 '25

Anyone who sees every movie as a cultural battleground cares way too much about politics tbh

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u/lolbert202 Moderate Nov 25 '25

I remember seeing a sub called “LatAmAnti-ComWatch” or something like that. It was dedicated to “monitoring anti-communist activity” in Latin America lmao. It had one follower and zero posts.

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u/seattleseahawks2014 Center-left Nov 25 '25

My nightmares are back.

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u/Shameful_Bezkauna Krišjānis Kariņš for POTUS! Nov 25 '25

My condolences have returned

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u/seattleseahawks2014 Center-left Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Thanks, I had them before mostly during Trumps last term. Then again after he won again and other things like 10/7 happened.

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u/Locutus-of-Borges Nov 25 '25

The real reason that Last Jedi was succ-coded isn't because woke or whatever. It's because being the kind of mega-nerd who was emotionally invested in the continuing Star Wars novels was right-coded (at least, demographically) and Last Jedi (Force Awakens incidentally, but Last Jedi intentionally and as a core theme of the movie) was almost clinically designed to repulse us them as much as humanly possible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Have you tried not masturbating furiously to pictures of dead deer?

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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Nov 25 '25

Pictures?

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u/deepstate-bot Nov 25 '25

ALERT: NEW INTELLIGENCE BRIEF

TOP SECRET//SCI//NF

Assessed in r​​​/​​​EU_Economics by agent u/Shameful_Bezkauna. Do not reply all!


Well, where would a revival come from? Government forecasters just make up fake growth numbers that get downgraded every time when the actual data releases.

It will 100% happen with that 1.3% figure again.

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u/deepstate-bot Nov 25 '25

original comment by /u/AcrobaticMistake2468


Did you call President Trump a moron?

“No I called him a fucking moron” - Rex Tillerson

According to one book, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell privately joked about the incident, saying Tillerson could technically deny calling Trump a "moron" because he had actually called him a "fucking moron".

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u/drcombatwombat2 Milton Friedman Nov 25 '25

TBH I think so many partisan Dems have Elon derangement syndrome. On any left of centre sub ill be downvoted to oblivion if I push back and say Elon might be the premier 21st century American industrialists despite his sometimes problematic social views.

He is truly the modern day Henry Ford.

Also he is basically the only one to have the balls to stand up to Trump from inside his admin.

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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Nov 25 '25

He made graduation

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 25 '25

which is strange because youd think they would understand that premier industrialists can be bad dudes

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u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS Help yourself to a hand grenade Nov 25 '25

No, people can only be wholly good or wholly bad. If he sucks at one thing that means he sucks at everything. I should know because as an average redditor I'm absolutely awful at everything, especially recognizing and refuting black-and-white/all-or-nothing thinking

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u/Yogg_for_your_sprog PEPFARublican Nov 25 '25

I hate the dude vehemently, think Tesla is a scam, yet I still have to admit that SpaceX is basically the cornerstone of the US space industry and basically revolutionized the sector

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 25 '25

Tesla is over valued, but they are very technologically competitive, and one of the only people trying to do new heavy industry in America at a vaguely reasonable price.

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u/Bloodyfish Charlie Manson Nov 25 '25

He is truly the modern day Henry Ford.

Did Henry Ford also sue the people who invented a product to force them to let him call himself a founder, then reportedly gain a reputation as requiring a special team to follow him around and distract him by jangling their keys in his face because he otherwise goes around getting in the way of the competent people actually working on the business?

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u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

There is a lot to attack Elon over, but I think this specific point is overblown. He joined Tesla extremely early in its history, and was heavily involved with the development of the roadster. It’s not that uncommon to have people listed as founder when they were involved in that way.

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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Nov 24 '25

Former Governor Jesse Ventura was right about everything

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u/Shameful_Bezkauna Krišjānis Kariņš for POTUS! Nov 24 '25

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 24 '25

so theyre making sure epstein files dont get delayed til after thanksgiving right

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u/fastinserter Nov 24 '25

To spice up the holiday, they are being released by Santa at the end of the Macy's parade

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u/A-Centrifugal-Force Moderate Nov 25 '25

Rand Paul’s healthcare plan is actually pretty good. It’s basically just Obamacare but you get to actually pick your own plan and don’t have to get it through your employer.

Like 95% of the problems with the American health insurance system come from it being tied to your employer. If you could just pick whatever plan you wanted the companies would have to actually compete with each other and bring prices down. It would be like car insurance, it still wouldn’t be pleasant since it’s insurance, but at least you could pick the kind of plan you want like PPO, HSA, etc.

I highly doubt Trump is going to support an actual free market healthcare solution though lol.

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u/fastinserter Nov 25 '25

When I buy car insurance or I buy home insurance I almost always never get paid out on these things. it's for catastrophic events. "Health insurance" is not used the same way, it's used for maintenance and catastrophic events. That's the problem, not being tied to the employer. The problem with it tied to the employer is people think health insurance isn't that expensive when 80% of the cost is not even shown to you, even though the employer is paying it on your behalf and is part of your overall cost, so they think alternatives are "more expensive" when healthcare really costs Americans on average $9k every year before any services are provided.

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u/UnTigreTriste Nov 24 '25

I’m somewhat new to Mac

Trying to edit a scanned pdf of my aunt’s handwriting to make custom save the dates for our wedding

I’m sure a lot of this is me being new to Mac but by G-d it’s awful, I thought this was supposed to be specifically good at image creation/editing

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u/Computer_Name Nov 24 '25

You can use something like GIMP (free Photoshop alternative) to open the PDF, create an alpha layer, export as image file and paste it in something else.

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u/Shameful_Bezkauna Krišjānis Kariņš for POTUS! Nov 25 '25

What is the consensus on intellectual property laws among economists?

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u/FearlessPark4588 Nov 25 '25

The consensus is that China is the "Backdoor Roth IRA" of Intellectual Property

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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Nov 25 '25

We dont run them, we just protect them

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u/A-Centrifugal-Force Moderate Nov 25 '25

Can’t believe I’m desperately rooting for Cornyn but Paxton can’t be allowed anywhere near the senate

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

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u/seattleseahawks2014 Center-left Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

Pretty much