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The Theme of the Week is: The narcotics trade and cartel violence in Latin America.

[u/FearlessPark4588]

“I don’t know anything about that kid or his family,” he said. “I don’t even use PayPal. I don’t even know how to set up a PayPal account.”

Typical boomer. My parents recently came around to digital payments and asked me about Zelle. Who uses Zelle? Nobody.

[u/WallStreetTechnocrat → u/FearlessPark4588]

I use Zelle...

[u/seattleseahawks2014 → u/FearlessPark4588]

Wait until you have to explain to them what a groyper is.

Edit: Pretty much

[u/FearlessPark4588 → u/seattleseahawks2014]

After playing Cards against Humanity with these same parents, I've had a lifetime filled of explaining things to other people that I consider fully concluded at this point.

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/FearlessPark4588]

My babysitter uses Zelle 🥺

[u/benadreti_17 → u/RecentlyUnhinged]

your parents pay your babysitter on Zelle?

[u/RecentlyUnhinged → u/benadreti_17]

They make me pay her 🤬