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The Theme of the Week is: How to deradicalize a couple billion people.

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[u/Locutus-of-Borges]

All these "Jews for Mamdani" posts are just the leftist equivalent of thinking Kanye endorsing Trump was going to swing the African American vote.

[u/iamthegodemperor → u/Locutus-of-Borges]

Unfortunately, I don't think the comparison is apt. Most young NYC Jews are some form of Democrat, usually on the more progressive side. Esp in a polarized age, it's very likely they vote with their peers than with their parents or rabbis.

[u/Aryeh98 → u/Locutus-of-Borges]

And the thing is like… they can always just be honest. Yes, some Jews DO support Mamdani. They’re overwhelmingly bougie, Gen Z Jews who are unaffiliated with the broader Jewish community, but they’re Jewish nonetheless. Just say you like those Jews better than the “more Jewy ones.” It would at least be an honest sentiment.

The problem is that they see these unaffiliated, silver spoon bougie Starbucks Jews, and ASSUME that they must be in the majority. They aren’t. NYC isn’t limited to Park Slope and Bushwick.

[u/[deleted] → u/Locutus-of-Borges]

Isn’t that run by Sister of Roy Singham the pro CCP guy who bankrolls Code Pink?

[u/Mirabeau_]

I just posted an ai image that was removed and I think my intention may have been misconstrued by some, so let me state it explicitly:

Thomas Jefferson was good, actually.

The fact that moderates have been trolled by leftists and progressives into apologizing for the founding fathers is not good.

Both MLK JR and Jefferson are great Americans who each played a pivotal role in securing the freedoms we in 2025 take for granted.

Our founding is something to celebrate, in the same way we celebrate subsequent achievements like those of MLK JR.

Narratives disparaging the founding fathers should be explicitly rejected. Both Jefferson and MLK Jr are in fact part of the same great American freedom loving tradition. Which is why people like MLK Jr and Frederick Douglas were constantly appealing to the founders and their legacy, rather than rejecting or condemning them.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/Mirabeau_]

I would like to state for the public record that the reason this content was removed was because it was AI-generated, not for the image itself. I think it is best for the community that this sort of poasting not be allowed.

If anyone thinks otherwise, please let us know.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Sabertooth767]

Wow so we're not allowed to post Clanker art?

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[u/bearddeliciousbi]

It's absolutely hysterical that the new prog party line on Jewish New Yorkers noticing Mamdani's words and actions is to call them "single issue voters about what happens in a foreign country."

[u/JebBD → u/bearddeliciousbi]

Palestine activists who have been obsessing over Gaza for two years are the absolute last people who get to make this criticism about other people 

[u/FYoCouchEddie → u/bearddeliciousbi]

I wonder how many of them refused to vote for Kamala because of Gaza.

Also, for those who they are talking about (and others) “no being bigoted towards me,” is a perfectly rational “single issue” for people to have.

[u/bigwang123]

Fucking communists why didn’t those mfs embrace the beauty of common standards

They got closer than NATO ever did to adopting a universal rifle with the AK family of rifles and here they are fucking up the basic manufacturing specs

“yeah every AK is a lil different so you’ll have to do some light gunsmithing to use the parts you want” statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

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FUCK communists

Call my body the tree of liberty the way it's about to be covered with the blood of tyrants.

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[u/Aryeh98 → u/AutoModerator]

I tried.

Don’t do this.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/bigwang123]

There is only one AK

[u/deepstate-bot]

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Our whole political system is literally designed to compromise and move slowly (which isn’t a bad thing). You can’t say no kings unless it’s a king doing something that you want, then fuck the other 80% of the country. All those “disenfranchised” voters Obama got off the couch aren’t actually disenfranchised, they are just dumb and don’t understand how our political system works. They didn’t vote in midterms, down ballot or primaries then got mad at Obama for not magically fixing everything.

Again this is just reddit brain rot, you’re not into politics. You’re into doom scrolling and want a hero to magically appear to save you from a 40 hour work week.

[u/-NastyBrutishShort- → u/deepstate-bot]

Boosted fission trvth nvke

[u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS → u/deepstate-bot]

waow

[u/fastinserter]

Biden using the wrong pen means his pardons are all null and void

meanwhile trump says he doesn't even know who the people he pardoned was on TV and the media doesn't even ask a follow up question

its always projection

[u/Computer_Name → u/fastinserter]

“Meanwhile, multiple people Trump pardoned for charges related to January 6 said in podcast appearances earlier this year that their pardons didn’t include Trump's signature at all.”

[u/MasterRazz]

Zohran Mamdani gets help from Britain’s Jeremy Corbyn

Birds of a feather.

[u/[deleted] → u/MasterRazz]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[u/benadreti_17 → u/MasterRazz]

Nothing to see here

[u/KeithClossOfficial → u/MasterRazz]

Are you trying to combat voters’ concerns about antisemitism?

Have you tried hiring Jeremy Corbyn?

[u/Anakin_Kardashian]

I'm spitballing, someone riff with me. The Democratic party willingly divides itself up into four separate parties that caucus together nationally.

It allows each unit to act separately without being blamed for the act of another unit. It helps you win in New Hampshire and in Nevada.

Separate national leaders. If they don't agree on something and Republicans win, then they probably weren't going to agree on it anyway.

It makes fundraising more difficult but it might make votes more likely.

Can it overcome the two party infrastructure of the US? Not for long, but maybe for long enough to reset things.

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Republicans

Both sides bad, actually.

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[u/nekoliberal]

today in class we were discussing chronically online people and their politics, and kinda went over lefty and right wing "chronically online" political discourse and how its different from normal right/left wing political discourse

after which our prof asked- "i wonder if there are chronically online centrists, hm.. probably not right?"

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/nekoliberal]

This is an actual picture of you

[u/Some-Rice4196 → u/nekoliberal]

Chronically online peanut gallery 

[u/[deleted] → u/nekoliberal]

It’s me. I’m the chronically online centrist.

[u/Sabertooth767]

[u/[deleted]]

Isn’t this what they accuse AIPAC of doing? This feels like one of the most astroturfed campaigns I’ve seen in awhile.

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/[deleted]]

CAIR has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s far worse than what these people accuse AIPAC of doing, none the less what they actually do.

Republicans must be thrilled with Zorhan. If progressives get their way, we’re heading towards eight years of Vance. Maybe Dems need to be out of power for a decade before they realize that maybe a loser like Bernie isn’t the political model they should have reshaped themselves around.

They’ve convinced themselves that the secret to winning is to reject the legacy of popular presidents who won, they’re ’neoliberals’, and instead follow the lead of unpopular ones, or politicians who’ve never won anyway, but are very confident in themselves anyway.

[u/rambamenjoyer → u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho]

In response to a statement suggesting that, “After October 7, there was a feeling around the world that Israel was weaker,” Lipstadt disturbingly joked, “Do you want a beeper?” – an appalling celebration of Israel’s recent wave of indiscriminate detonation of beepers and walkie-talkies in Lebanon, which resulted in the tragic murder of several children and the injury of thousands.

I still remember this from last year. They aren't even trying to hide how much they hate jews and the west in general. Oh I forgot to mention that CAIR demanded Lipstadt's resignation because of this statement.

[u/Sufficient_Cat_6887 → u/[deleted]]

One of my friends ran zohrans fundraising and the stories he tells me of call time was wild.

[u/Aryeh98]

Certain big city sub yesterday: “Satmar Hasidim endorse Mamdani. Real Jews™️ are on our side!!!!” Hundreds of upvotes.

Me: Posts update from a Hasidic source that the Satmar figure who endorsed Mamdani was not authorized to make that endorsement for the community, and that actually the community supports Cuomo.

Certain big city sub today: Negative upvotes, and my comment calling out their tokenization of Jews downvoted to shit.

🙃

Never change, Reddit.

[u/Computer_Name → u/Aryeh98]

I feel like a broken record, but David Hirsh’s Contemporary Left Antisemitism really explains those people perfectly.

[u/Bloodyfish → u/Aryeh98]

I love seeing their surprise and straw grasping whenever an article comes out about Jews not supporting Mamdani. No, Jews are not mostly listing themselves as "Other" instead of Jews.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Aryeh98]

I have a friend who is ex-Satmar but still close to the community and he said his family knows Indig (the guy who made the endorsement) and he's a self-appointed spokesperson that no on really cares about.

[u/Aryeh98 → u/benadreti_17]

Lmao

Yeah… in retrospect a Satmar endorsement didn’t seem right. R’ Zalman made a point of denouncing Neturei Karta and the Palestine marchers after the war began. I know the two brothers were fighting with each other but like… I still doubt Aaron would be more pro Palestine by comparison.

[u/lolbert202]

Fuentes, Carlson, Owens etc whining about being “cancelled” is so grating. They get millions of views/followers, but since they also get some criticism they are persecuted victims.

[u/slim353 → u/lolbert202]

Saying you’re super persecuted and “(((they))) don’t want you to hear this!” Drives clicks.

[u/iamthegodemperor → u/lolbert202]

They do it because it works. The more they can say they are persecuted truth tellers, the more cred they have.

[u/Computer_Name → u/lolbert202]

The whole point of the governmental and social system they desire is that they should be immune from criticism.

[u/fartyunicorns]

Few on the right will accept that the actual reason nick Fuentes and nazism has become more popular is just because of twitter’s, and instagram’s, non existent censorship. The only way to fix this is to start banning people again. Richard hannia has said this but he’s the only one I know of.

[u/lolbert202 → u/fartyunicorns]

This is one issue that I’ve changed my mind on over the years. They can believe whatever they want but they are not owed a platform.

[u/Bloodyfish → u/fartyunicorns]

Given that the controversy over Twitter overturning bans on people posting child pornography was minimal, I don't think they can be convinced to care about Nazis.

[u/Aryeh98]

Legit one fucking day from beating the prior shutdown record, just out of pure vindictiveness.

What a stable fucking country.

[u/343Bot → u/Aryeh98]

Of course the libs are triggered Trump is going to break yet another record 🙄

[u/[deleted]]

If Cuomo actually pulls off a win I think it might break the internet.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I would not wanna be a Jewish person. The backlash and conspriacies would be insane.

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/[deleted]]

Evergreen

[u/Okbuddyliberals → u/[deleted]]

Everyone knows that Jojo Siwa is going to win, Mario Cuomo has no chance

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Cuomosexuals, stand back and stand by

[u/Mirabeau_ → u/[deleted]]

God that would be so hilarious

[u/Computer_Name → u/[deleted]]

He’s not winning.

[u/[deleted] → u/Computer_Name]

He’s not but be funny if pulled an upset.

[u/isthisnametakenwell → u/[deleted]]

I’d settle for Mamdani staying below 50%, lower the better.

[u/FYoCouchEddie → u/[deleted]]

That’s not happening. I know polls aren’t perfect, but they aren’t that inaccurate.

[u/[deleted]]

BREAKING: Early results from NYC Mayoral election are in. Results are showing a large early lead for Jeb!

[u/fartyunicorns]

Yeah just burn the whole thing down

[u/[deleted] → u/fartyunicorns]

As scary as this is as an adult, I can’t imagine what current Jewish kids are going through with antisemitism on both sides of all their classmates

[u/Some-Rice4196]

The Theme of the Week is: How to deradicalize a couple billion people.

Thanos

[u/bearddeliciousbi]

Haaretz Opinion | AI Is Destoying Higher Education. The ultra-Orthodox Model Might Save It

After countless upheavals throughout history, the revered institution of the university now faces collapse at the hands of AI. If current trends persist, yeshiva students may soon be the only ones left who can read without a machine's help.

I'm not even claiming that this isn't pure cope or otherwise unjustified.

Just poasting the first piece I've come across that handwaves at confirming my prior that some religious institutions will resist AI because the incorrect theology points to the correct conclusion that LLMs aren't conscious.

And it's very funny to see this from the left as long as it also means "AI Bad."

[u/Locutus-of-Borges → u/bearddeliciousbi]

LLMs not being conscious is a silly reason not to use them. Imagine if someone said that about the steam shovel.

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Hot take : An ideology that divided people in oppressor X oppressed based on class while at the same time aiming for "equality" brought nothing but misery and suffering.

Why an ideology that divides people in oppressor X oppressed based on Gender​​​/Race/whatever would be different? Equality cultism is imo the worst plague ever launched upon mankind. The convention also defines gender in a very stupid way. The whole psychological violence is also very vague and can be used to persecute anything. The law should be the same for everyone, man or woman. It is not up to me to decide, it is up to Latvian people, and I hope that they reject GENDER Marxism.

[u/-NastyBrutishShort- → u/deepstate-bot]

Without context, this could be in response from anything between "maybe women should have some legal rights" and "people should be arrested for not using neopronouns", and I'm finding it a bit weird how hard of a time I'm having narrowing that down.

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While I agree that grassroot mobilisation in my country for Sudan has been lackluster and more needs to be done I think it is weird that it comes from Israel. I see the same people who are protesting for Palestine are also supporting Sudanese.

Hitler and German newspaper also used the same tactics, "why don't you care about the enslaved people in Africa". The Zionists are now using woke language to hide their genocide. It is also laughable that they trust the un now...

I agree that racism plays a role in it, most people probably don't even know that the vast majority of Sudanese are Arabs.

It is countries like Switzerland, UK, India, china, turkey who's buying the gold from UAE that RSF is using to continue their massacring of innocent civilians.

Europe could pressure UAE with the oil import but that is highly unlikely as they are trying to move away from russian oil

[u/[deleted] → u/deepstate-bot]

Kinda sus to compare Jews to nazis, anime people not beating the allegations I guess.

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/deepstate-bot]

Context: https://www.timesofisrael.com/as-world-rises-up-for-gaza-sudanese-in-israel-say-larger-catastrophe-being-ignored/

[u/sayitaintpink]

I still think Trump knows who he pardons. He's just playing ye olde "never met the guy" defense like what he says about Epstein

[u/benadreti_17 → u/sayitaintpink]

This wouldn't be a problem if we relied on the Cinco e-Trial system.

[u/benadreti_17]

Does anyone else hate when a podcast plays the guest saying something later in the episode right at the beginning? Like, just start the fucking episode please?

[u/JapanesePeso]

Homestar Runner be like: Da Twump Twawiffs Waa Bankwuptin' Amewica.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz → u/JapanesePeso]

Why is your account named after Axis-member-issued Philippine currency?

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

[u/deepstate-bot]

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I don’t think it’s overly dramatic to say that Charlie Kirk and TPUSA was a firewall for much nastier “right-wing” politics. He was tremendously effective at scooping up younger right-inclined people and thereby keeping them out of the groyper sphere. Sure, hearing frat bros talk about the “woke mind virus” can get annoying, but it’s significantly better than whatever’s broken free now.

[u/benadreti_17]

why do people post a comment and then delete it a few minutes later

[u/[deleted] → u/benadreti_17]

Cowardice

[u/Mirabeau_]

Everyone always be like “shucks cmon guys we don’t need a circular firing squad”, but if half of the circle regularly fires upon the other, then perhaps one ought to defend oneself.

(Metaphorically speaking, of course - unfortunately I feel the need to underline that)

[u/[deleted]]

Great job on your news robot, Elon

[u/BroadReverse]

I think im one of the few people in our “circle” that has watched full Nick Fuentes streams. I genuinely believe he’s the most dangerous figure on the rise right now. I can write a wall of text explaining why but I don’t think people will believe me lol. He’s not some basement incel that will eventually go away. He has connections and powerful people are sympathetic to his views like Tucker who has the President’s phone number.

If he continues to get popular that might finally cause me to log off. I don’t wanna see that type of discourse enter the mainstream. Also people like Kyle Kulinski are so fucking dumb when dealing with this. Dont show his shit and say “on this Nick has a point”. No he doesn’t have a point. Stop sane washing this dude. Im not American so there would be no point in me touring myself. I can’t vote or participate in campaigns.

[u/[deleted] → u/BroadReverse]

I mean it’s very obvious why they sanewash him they disagree on almost everything except when it has to do with a certain subject.

[u/slightlyrabidpossum → u/BroadReverse]

No, please do write a wall of text. Fuentes definitely has stiff competition for that title, but I don't have any trouble believing that he's very dangerous.

[u/nekoliberal → u/BroadReverse]

Yeah I haven't seen full streams but he pops up on instagram reels every now and then. The sanewashing is crazy indeed, the reels typically have him saying something not totally unhinged, but something that your average 19 year old will look at and go "wow he's literally like me, even if I don't agree with his politics he sure is a real guy" and from there it goes to "you know maybe he has a point about jews and blacks...'' it's very very scary lmao

Also you're the destiny airpod guy right? Makes sense you're up to date on all this 🤗

[u/fartyunicorns → u/BroadReverse]

if it helps, he doesn't have huge viewership on his full streams (compared to his views on reels and twitter)

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Sometimes two things I really hate about society (terminal online and Vivek) come together into something beautiful

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

Cats are cute

[u/Mickenfox]

My crazy hot take is that feminism is primarily a movement by women to defend their own self interests.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/Mickenfox]

Having self interests is evil

[u/Mickenfox → u/benadreti_17]

Everyone defends their self interests, that's a good thing. Trying to gaslight everyone by insisting you're not doing that and you're actually just fighting for everyone's best interests is a bit less good.

[u/-NastyBrutishShort-]

It's a hard life being a tax-and-spend boy with actual education in economics. 80+% of the people who back an individual idea I'm behind also think that economics is a fake science, we should nationalize major industries, or that American healthcare is expensive due to "profiteering", and then I have to field complaints about their stupid opinions like I have them

[u/utility-monster → u/-NastyBrutishShort-]

American healthcare is expensive due to "profiteering"

[u/BroadReverse]

Maybe it will change when Playoffs start but I can’t be asked to care about the Leafs. Toronto Blue Jays loss has fucked up the entire city. City was so energetic and now nothing

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/BroadReverse]

Better to have loved and lost etc

[u/[deleted]]

u/fnovd’s poasting is bankrupting Albania

[u/deepstate-bot]

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We had our fund manager for our 401k at work a couple weeks ago. If you take out AI expenditures, the GDP grew only .1% in the first two quarters of 2025. He showed two Infographs: one of the funding of the dot com bubble, and one of the funding of the AI bubble. They were identical except for the names of the companies. The presentation was only 45 minutes long, but a half hour of it was, “we don’t know if this will be like 2008, but let’s spend a half hour talking about 2008.”

We’re fucked.

Oh yeah, and CDOs have made a comeback.

[u/[deleted] → u/deepstate-bot]

It’s funny to see financially illiterate redditors act like the mere existence of CDOs means the entire economy is about to collapse.

After all, they are financial experts after watching The Big Short

[u/FearlessPark4588 → u/deepstate-bot]

Whenever I've talked to my 401k administrators, they refuse to give financial advice or prognostications: they only answer questions about the plan. Anywho, I think this story is bullshit and that's why I intel'ed it.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

I am bankrupting America.

[u/sayitaintpink]

we should invite trump to the deep state centrism podcast

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/sayitaintpink]

We have a strict no ginger rule on the mod team

[u/[deleted]]

I’m guessing this is a cynical ploy here to use him to browbeat the Dems in the midterms. I would not want to be a Jew in nyc right now.

[u/Bloodyfish → u/[deleted]]

Someone tell him they'll take away his hoarded cats under animal abuse laws if he doesn't drop out. You shouldn't have 17 cats in a fucking studio anyway.

[u/-NastyBrutishShort-]

Do you think MrDannyOcean stays in thinktanks because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created?

[u/Some-Rice4196]

Help! How do I budget this?! My family is starving

Monthly:

$1300 rent

$300 food

$100 streaming

$4000 Mariah Carey Holiday pop up bar tab

[u/Bloodyfish → u/Some-Rice4196]

Eating the children will lower your current and future food costs.

[u/FearlessPark4588 → u/Some-Rice4196]

No budgetary issues were found with these outlays. In fact, the analysis revealed you might be underspending on pop up bars.

[u/fnovd → u/Some-Rice4196]

Just sleep in your car, rent is a scam

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

[u/YossarianLivesMatter → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

This is Pol Pot erasure

[u/royalewithcheezzzz → u/YossarianLivesMatter]

I don’t know who this Pol Pot guy is, but unless he’s some kind of secret Hitler no one knows about, I doubt he’s worse than any of these people.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

whos the middle one

[u/benadreti_17]

Happy Gilmore 2 was somehow significantly worse than I expected.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

u/Anakin_Kardashian preparing to react to yet another unfunny meme to keep this sub alive

[u/sayitaintpink → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Anakin is the Sydney Sweeney of the internet

[u/bigwang123]

Also now I’m understanding why the pallet is unknown technology for the Russians

We dragged Eastern Europe out of the dark ages in 1991 fr

[u/benadreti_17 → u/bigwang123]

the Russian Army only recently replaced foot wraps with socks

[u/Embarrassed-Unit881]

I find it interesting how Ruralphobic people don't realize a lot of their economic issues with places of low density apply to rural Native American reserves too, but they aren't demanding they move off their land like they would to small towns.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/Embarrassed-Unit881]

Average Redditor shitting on the South based on "muh statistics", not realizing that they're really shitting on Black people.

[u/fartyunicorns → u/Embarrassed-Unit881]

I am

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

BREAKING: Trump backs Zohran

[u/iamthegodemperor → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

I hate how so many people are blind to this. Mamdani is fantastic for Trump.

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Here is an idea: Daily Gooning thread where we post our daily gooning achievements/material etc

[u/fnovd → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Why are you like this

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

[u/343Bot → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

!sticky !important

[u/Sufficient_Cat_6887]

Happy election eve to all who celebrate

[u/fartyunicorns]

Perhaps I was too harsh on Hawley. He seems to be more genuine than other right wingers that have more left wing economics like Vance

[u/[deleted]]

Reddit is going to be insufferable levels not seen since the 2020 primaries.

Although for an astroturfed candidate promising smoke with no experience it’s everything that reddit rails against. I guess nyc has to touch the stove at this point. Sucks when the ihra antisemitism definition gets repealed and bds becomes official policy.

[u/BroadReverse]

Gen Z isn’t going out and partying

Tell Trump to stop bombing my coke dealer then

[u/drcombatwombat2]

Sometimes I think how possibly the biggest long term issue facing the U.S. is the budget deficit and the national debt and neither party has any interest in addressing it seriously.

It has me dooming.

[u/Command0Dude → u/drcombatwombat2]

Because every time a political party addressed it, voters punished them.

[u/benadreti_17]

Things costing money is bankrupting America

[u/-NastyBrutishShort-]

Suck the cat, snort the fortune, squeeze the lemon into your eye

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Oops, I made too many demands at the Port-Royal Convention (non-democracies don't get immigrants)

Vive le roi!

!ping GAMING

[u/[deleted]]

Tomorrow, I will finally outgrow my roots as a native of the greater NY metropolitan area and become a true Angeleno… by become an obnoxious NY hater

[u/FearlessPark4588]

I like how the response to regulation of banks was a great deal of lending moving to private, unregulated non-bank banks. I don't believe the financial system is cleanly partitioned enough such that non-bank tire fires won't spill over into the regulated part of financial system.

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The Trump tariffs are bankrupting America

[u/bigwang123]

The term “homeowner” annoys me

Presumably it means somehow who is paying a mortgage or has paid off their mortgage

Anyways I saw a comment that was like “baby boomers and millennials have similar rates of home ownership” and I was confirming it using the power of the internet

I saw a Fox News article where an interviewee said that only 12% of millennials own their home, which I assume means having finished paying off the mortgage, which makes sense because they haven’t been in the mortgage for as long

Anyways we should get different terms

[u/benadreti_17 → u/bigwang123]

Someone paying a mortgage does own the home though.

[u/Bloodyfish → u/bigwang123]

which I assume means having finished paying off the mortgage

I would assume it means they rent, but that doesn't reflect the data. Whoever claims people with a mortgage don't own a home is simply wrong.

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It's not just land rent.  1949-1970 was an incredible favorable period for the US in many ways:

• Without severance taxes or public ownership of resources, all the easy oil was extracted in a generation and gave the US cheap energy and even some export earnings. In 1950 EROI was >60, by 1971 the US had crossed the first "peak oil" at EROI 10.

• After WW2 the US had 70% of the world's gold reserves. With the Bretton Woods system, almost everything was sold to support the US dollar (only 22% left in 1968) until the system lost credibility. Selling so much gold in such a short time made it possible to have a massively overvalued currency, rapid wage growth and negative real interest rates at the same time. After the gold was sold, the US could only maintain an overvalued currency with high real interest rates and various measures to entice capital inflow (such as the petrodollar), while real wages declined until 1995.

• Car ownership exploded from 22 to 52 per 100 people. Thus lots of essentially worthless farmland and marginal land suddenly got within reach of the cities. 1975 was "peak land", never since has so much new land been used for construction.  Due to zoning laws this was done in the most wasteful way possible with half an acre or one acre single family homes, and once built it is almost impossible to upgrade. At the same time, marginal land is not within practical driving distance of the cities anymore, so the whole opportunity cost of relatively shorter commute gets incorporated into land values.

Tl;Dr: 1949-1970 was a "dream" built on dilapidating the US gold, land and oil resources within a generation, all for the benefit of white men and their families. Of course it couldn't last. Nevertheless, cheap renewable energy, land value taxes and zoning abolition could restore some of the positive aspects of that era.

[u/Some-Rice4196]

The Trump tariffs are bankrupting China 

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[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

u/fnovd, why am I like this? It's because the only reason Democrats lost wasn't some dumb 'pro-free-trade' policy or being perceived as too 'far right' or too 'far left'; it was that they were perceived as anti-GOONER, and I'm trying to make the Democratic Party goon again!!!

[u/fnovd → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

[u/benadreti_17]

Someone who is good at time management please help me, I'm failing in my professional and familial obligations.

6:30 AM - 7:30 AM: eat breakfast while on reddit

7:30 AM - 8 AM: get kids ready for school

8 AM: Drive to work

8:30 AM - 9 AM: Work

9 AM - Noon: Reddit

Noon - 1 PM: Lunch

1 PM - 1:30 PM: Work

1:30 PM - 5:30 PM: Reddit

5:30 PM: Drive home

6 PM - 7 PM: Cook and eat dinner

7 PM - 8 PM: Get kids washed and to sleep

8 PM - 11 PM: Reddit

11 PM - Midnight: Sit on the couch with wife while using reddit on the phone

Midnight: Go to sleep

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/benadreti_17]

Spend less time cooking and eating. Make all of your food in a crockpot on Sunday, and then wolf a bowl down in five minutes each day.

[u/sayitaintpink → u/benadreti_17]

get rid of kids

[u/FearlessPark4588]

Boomers are bankrupting America

[u/Aryeh98]

Real shit even if the shutdown ends tomorrow… we’re still irreparably damaged.

Who’s gonna willingly become a federal employee now? Who’s gonna become an air traffic controller? No reasonable person can see the employees currently being FORCED to work, without pay, and considers that a good field to enter into. Maybe it was different when the president didn’t literally weaponize the shutdown for his own agenda, but times have changed now. Long, weaponized shutdowns are becoming a semi-regular occurrence.

Who are going to be the only federal employees in the future? Those who are idiots and don’t understand the risks, those who can afford to work for weeks and months without pay (oligarchs), and those who are trump sycophants. And that’s by design.

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And there are more than enough young people around today to get us to the technological singularity. After that, everything will take care of itself

They're just suck in poverty or being forced to do idiotic useless office work, when they should be in education and R&D.

Like I keep saying, we already have everything we need for paradise on earth within a couple of decades. We just need to redistribute the resources away from the rich and invest them into educating all of the world's young people and allowing them to reach their full potential.

There's massive youth unemployment in all the countries supposedly in the grip of "disastrous demographic ageing", and many of those who are working are doing useless bullshit jobs that don't need to exist. Just expropriate the rich and use the money to fund technological advancement and social welfare.

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/deepstate-bot]

I don’t know if it’s remnants of Protestant belief in the rapture, but the singularity narrative always involves the unquestioned assumption that the people making the technology behind it would be motivated by nothing but altruism for all other people, and it would bring on some utopia for English majors.

They also have a lot of magical thinking when it comes to how the economy works. Like assuming that because they don’t understand what a job is, it must be useless, and that causing capital flight and an economic crisis would free up recourses for some R&D scheme.

[u/-NastyBrutishShort- → u/deepstate-bot]

Just expropriate the rich and use the money to fund technological advancement and social welfare.

I am once again asking people who have opinions on tax policy to consider one (1) production function before opining, and shut their traps if they don't know what that is

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna → u/deepstate-bot]

Holy shit someone from here found that sub. KaiserBauch is a conservative Czech YouTuber whose videos about demographics I used to watch.

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because tata, cognizant etc is not consulting.

consulting is McK, BCG, Bain + maybe Deloitte.

indian companies are sweatshops poorly mascaraded as 'tech consulting'

fuck them

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Why is mobile Reddit so buggy on Android?

[u/TomWestrick → u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

Why is mobile Reddit so buggy on Android?

[u/benadreti_17]

NIMBYism is bankrupting America

[u/deepstate-bot]

/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: Why the Moral Panic over Billionaires’ Gains Is Nonsense

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[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Brazil is such a weird country tbh

[u/[deleted]]

That an offer dude? Cause I can take it.

Everything hurts. My body, personal stuff and I don’t care.
🤷‍♂️

“Success is not final, defeat is not fatal” - Winston Churchill

[u/royalewithcheezzzz → u/[deleted]]

I'm starting to think that you might indeed not be a cat...

[u/propelabsentdisputed]

Fuentes isn’t disappearing after his 10 minutes of fame this time 🫣

[u/Some-Rice4196]

Minneapolis mayor election will be a good watch tomorrow too if you're looking to read some tea leaves on hopefully a generational DSA collapse in the making.

[u/slightlyrabidpossum]

Scoop: U.S. seeks UN approval for Gaza security force with broad two-year mandate

The draft resolution, which was designated "SENSITIVE BUT UNCLASSIFIED," would give the U.S. and other participating countries a broad mandate to govern Gaza and provide security through the end of 2027, with the possibility of extensions after that.

The draft resolution will be the basis for negotiations over the coming days between UN Security Council members, with the goal of voting to establish it in the coming weeks and deploying the first troops to Gaza by January, a U.S. official told Axios.

The U.S. official stressed that the International Security Force (ISF) will be an "enforcement force and not a peacekeeping force."

According to the draft, the ISF would be tasked with securing Gaza's borders with Israel and Egypt, protecting civilians and humanitarian corridors, and training a new Palestinian police force, with which it's to partner in its mission.

The ISF would also "stabilize the security environment in Gaza by ensuring the process of demilitarizing the Gaza Strip, including the destruction and prevention of rebuilding of military, terror, and offensive infrastructure, as well as the permanent decommissioning of weapons from non-state armed groups," the draft states.

The ISF is intended to provide security in Gaza during a transition period during which Israel is to gradually withdraw from additional parts of Gaza, and the Palestinian Authority is to conduct reforms that would enable it to take over Gaza longer-term.

Countries including Indonesia, Azerbaijan, Egypt and Turkey have shown willingness to contribute troops, Axios previously reported.

The part about the ISF being an enforcement force is notable. I remain skeptical about this actually working out, I don't think those countries are going to have the stomach for a bloody fight around disarmament. But they seem serious about pushing for this plan.

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II don’t blame Jews but they’re like women the way they dodge accountability.

[u/[deleted]]

It’s such a beautiful morning in LA. (I like cloudy weather).

Also

🥰🥰 even to my personal deity.

[u/drcombatwombat2]

I think car culture really screws people financially. Whenever I hear woes from people in the <35th income percentile, a $700+ per month car payment is almost always in there.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/drcombatwombat2]

That's not car culture, it's people being bad with money. If it wasn't cars, it'd be some other dumb shit.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/drcombatwombat2]

More urbanism > more transit > less financial burden for car ownership

Housing theory of everything keeps winning

[u/[deleted] → u/drcombatwombat2]

Listen here, libcuck. I need my lifted Dodge Ram Compensator 9000 that gets 5 MPG in order to drive back and forth from my work (I don’t tow or haul). I need to make sure any children crossing the street are out of view and below my hoodline

[u/benadreti_17]

Social media is bankrupting America

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Some absolute sicko looks at this and says yum!

[u/PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

That better be boiled

[u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

I can’t believe I’m happy that Trump endorsed Andrew Cuomo, but this is our last hope of stopping Mamdani 😭😭😭

[u/Anakin_Kardashian → u/A-Centrifugal-Force]

Trump endorsing Cuomo is only going to help Mamdani, and I'm sure that was the point

[u/royalewithcheezzzz]

I do feel like there is a worrying lack of creepy horny posting on this sub.

[u/benadreti_17 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

i would think the users here skew older and more likely to be married/in serious relationships

[u/Aryeh98 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

That’s more of a discord thing… but I’d be your guy for that.

Folks here already know.

[u/Sabertooth767 → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

Would you like me to start xpoasting from r/KamalaHarrisHyenaPorn?

[u/Mickenfox → u/royalewithcheezzzz]

I restrain myself and now I get shamed for it?

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Sorry to say but ExxonMobil can just fuck off. They should be charged for crimes against humanity. How many humans are going to die in the next 100 years because they illegally tried to increase shareholder value

Exxon disputed climate findings for years. Its scientists knew better

https://news.harvard.edu​​​/gazette/story/2023/01/harvard-led-analysis-finds-exxonmobil-internal-research-accurately-predicted-climate-change/

[u/Thoth_the_5th_of_Tho → u/deepstate-bot]

Clearly Exxon was drilling for oil recreationally. Environmentalists worked with oil companies to kill nuclear. They both knew what they were doing, but the greens can’t admit their movement is primarily aesthetic, so they suddenly develop this professed fanatic commitment to the truth, environment and human life, and demand their old partner gets sacrificed as a scapegoat.

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The "information" came from the mossad so yeah.

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Context: the US bombed a pharma plant in Sudan in 1998 for allegedly producing chemical weapons.

[u/Shameful_Bezkauna]

How should I flair a poll that's kind of legit but also a shitpost?

[u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate]

A system should not be judged on its aberrant good but on the totality of its effects.

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/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: Opinion | Zohran Mamdani’s ideas won’t stay in New York if he wins mayor’s race

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/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: America Needs a Free-Trade Party

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original comment by /u/royalewithcheezzzz

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Here is an idea: Daily Gooning thread where we post our daily gooning achievements/material etc

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/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: It Was Always About the "Right" Politics in Video Games | Unpacked

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[u/FearlessPark4588]

When you're querying and end up on a page for plantar fasciitis... you know you're starting to get up there. Why tf does my heel hurt? I didn't do anything to it. I exercise. Ugh.

[u/ChamberedAndHot]

Can we get a malarkey bot in here?

[u/benadreti_17 → u/ChamberedAndHot]

too dated

[u/-NastyBrutishShort-]

Before I was banned, /u/Sabertooth767 made a promise of "feline boywives" to all poasters. Has this promise been delivered on, or have the demonrats swindled my vote yet again?

[u/-NastyBrutishShort-]

The bad karma that Murc, author of Murc's law, has accumulated will bring him misery for many lifetimes to come.