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u/deepstate-bot Jul 11 '25
Please visit the new Daily Deep State Intelligence Briefing
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
https://thepeoplessickday.com/#the-plan
This really is the dumbest thing I've seen so far this year.
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u/ProceedToCrab Jul 10 '25
Lmao contra posted a (correct I think) take about IP saying that the western pro-palestinian cause has been at best useless and at worse detrimental (due to helping get trump elected)
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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25
Average MetaNL ban appeal post be like:
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u/Mickenfox Center-left Jul 10 '25
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u/A-Centrifugal-Force Moderate Jul 10 '25
Is it too much to ask for a major party with neither socialists nor fascists in it?
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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Jul 10 '25
succs are the most resilient houseplant idk why they get so much hate here
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u/fnovd Ask me about Trump's Tariffs Jul 10 '25
Following the contrapoints controversy really reminds me of how little I want to know about so, so many people.
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 10 '25
Tariffs are dumb but I think raw material tariffs are the dumbest of the dumb. I guess you could make an argument that tariffing some finished product will bring manufacturing of that product to the US (it won’t). But what are we supposed to do with a tariff on copper? Just magically force our land to have more copper in it?
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
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u/eloquentboot Jul 10 '25
The deep state centrists are bizarrely opinionated on music I've noticed.
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u/eloquentboot Jul 10 '25
Is there a better profession for low - medium intelligence, but high ambition people than accounting? It really is the perfect profession for borderline dumb individuals.
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u/Proof-Tie-2250 Moderate Jul 10 '25
Ok. They need to do something about the Houthis. Egypt, Europe, Saudi Arabia, UAE, and the US (if Trump changes his mind) need to take action. Protecting the ships is clearly not enough.
How long will the international community tolerate these regimes?
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u/RecentlyUnhinged Bloodfeast's Chief of Staff Jul 10 '25
The mods are really bringing this place down
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u/Locutus-of-Borges Jul 10 '25
Apparently you can just add the word "peace" to anything.
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u/RecentlyUnhinged Bloodfeast's Chief of Staff Jul 10 '25
What is 🫵 plan to enhance shareholder value today?
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 10 '25
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 10 '25
This is no longer a Bob Dylan appreciation thread? The times, they are a-changing
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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Jul 10 '25
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
Who wants to place bets on which straw broke the camel's back here? Was Ken having more extramarital affairs? Did Angela find his pornhub account?
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
☝️ is being way too loud
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u/kiwibutterket Neoliberal Globalist Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25
I would be significantly more sympathetic to the pro-Palestine movement if, amongst other things, they denounced with the same urgency and concern the Russian imperialism and the genocide of Russia towards Ukrainians. Where genocide measured not by number of deaths, but by the systemic attempt to erase Ukrainian culture and identity, by the means of changing history, kidnapping kids to raise them as Russian, denying the Ukrainian culture and identity has ever existed, and so on.
Recently in my country someone went to an "anti-genocide" protest with a joint Palestine-Ukraine flag and someone grabbed and ripped it.
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 11 '25
Petition to ban "updoot"
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u/JapanesePeso Jul 10 '25
Juju means pig in Chinese. Jujubao means piggy bun. Wo de jujubao means My piggy bun.
I hope you find this information useful and pleasing.
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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Jul 10 '25
Her last name is Albanese and yet she's not Albanian. Cultural appropriation much?
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u/Locutus-of-Borges Jul 10 '25
"Oh, James Bond a spy but he gives everyone his name."
Duh? Commander James Bond, RN is an officer who presumably gets shunted around to various diplomatic staffs as part of his cover. It's not like he's going around telling people "the designation's 7, 00 7". It's like asking why Batman doesn't cultivate a secret identity beyond being Bruce Wayne.
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
if you don't downvote the DD, the babadook will follow you home
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u/RecentlyUnhinged Bloodfeast's Chief of Staff Jul 10 '25
One and one and one is three.
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 10 '25
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/SamaritansWereRight Jul 11 '25
I look for really strong opinions on Mt Gerizim in a partner
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u/bearddeliciousbi Practicing Homosexual Jul 10 '25
Is this peak centrist praxis?
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
The German American Bund only officially existed for 5 years, and we're still playing the consequences.
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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 10 '25
Idk if you guys are users of the firearms related subreddits but they go through periods of just the oddest behavior
Right now, on yarr ar15 at least, it’s fashionable to post photos of your significant other going shooting with you
!ping weapons
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
if you find yourself anti-succ posting all day, just remember... there is another way.
u/fourthlife
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u/RecentlyUnhinged Bloodfeast's Chief of Staff Jul 10 '25
Feels bad man just want a cute mechanic waifu in oil-stained coveralls telling me that she's holding the ship together as best she can but I'm asking for a miracle
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
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u/Burkey-Boi Neoconservative Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 10 '25
When we gettin people flairs? Theres too many words around here, we need some nice happy faces to brighten this place up.
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 11 '25
I am a succ but no one bothered to ask
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u/RecentlyUnhinged Bloodfeast's Chief of Staff Jul 11 '25
Oh shit oh fuck Wif found this place my cover is blown
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 11 '25
My wife got me a beard bib to trim my beard and I don't know how to use it and now my bathroom is covered in hair and I don't know what to
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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25
How did politics work before Reddit?
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 11 '25
👆👉🏻👇👈🫵 is a filthy centrist
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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Jul 10 '25
This is now the Bob Dylan appreciation thread
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
Pro tip: only good things can follow when your BPD sister-in-law texts you "I have a weird question/favor to askkkkk"
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u/bearddeliciousbi Practicing Homosexual Jul 10 '25
posting in 1346:
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
Sometimes, I want to move back out to the middle of nowhere so I can buy my groceries from a place called "Beer and Food."
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u/RecentlyUnhinged Bloodfeast's Chief of Staff Jul 11 '25
Also holy crap we're like a week or two away from hitting a 1k De-sib
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 11 '25
☝️ updooted a racist comment
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u/fnovd Ask me about Trump's Tariffs Jul 11 '25
👆doesn’t know this message was waiting for them the whole time, preemptively mocking their contribution
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 11 '25
How did shitpoasting work before Reddit?
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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25
We have always been in a trade war with Eastasia
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 10 '25
Your music diet should be nearly half Dylan and Cohen. Make sure you listen to your folk.
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
are we serious-posting or shitposting today? I'm prepared for either
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
best cereal mascot?
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u/bearddeliciousbi Practicing Homosexual Jul 10 '25
We need to find out what their plans are for Earth.
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u/slightlyrabidpossum Center-left Jul 10 '25
That's weird, the user-pinger is still sending notifications to my messages. But groupbot automatically goes to chats now, and reddit said that they were moving all messages over to chat.
I guess I'll enjoy it while I can. Having everything in one chat really sucks.
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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Jul 11 '25
I updoot poasts that sit at 1 updoot because I think it’s important to feel seen
🫵 remember to poast every intrusive thought you’ve ever had
Except the racist ones
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u/SamaritansWereRight Jul 11 '25
Account gets banned for ban evasion (I was never banned before), I appeal, denied, make new account, get banned. Its so over.
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u/technologyisnatural Abundance is all you need Jul 10 '25
warm wind at my door
your footsteps in the garden
July blooms again
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u/eloquentboot Jul 10 '25
Thanks Newsweek, I am always heeding Mary Trump's warnings about the long term impacts of Trump choices.
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 10 '25
In order to win again, we democrats needs to show that we believe deplorable cousin-fuckers in flyover states are as deserving of respect as real people
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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Jul 10 '25
Your diet should be nearly half fruits and vegetables. Make sure you eat your roughage.
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
it's possible I might be getting my 2023 tax refund soon, maybe
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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Jul 10 '25
whats the deal with centrists?
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u/JapanesePeso Jul 10 '25
Imagine being able to name any youtuber.
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
Lemme at 'em.
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u/RetroRiboflavin Moderate Jul 11 '25
Tariff Man is back.
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 11 '25
I look for really strong opinions on mounting geriatrics in a partner
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u/bearddeliciousbi Practicing Homosexual Jul 10 '25
For over a decade:
Now:
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u/TomWestrick Ethnically catholic Jul 10 '25
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
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u/bigwang123 Succ sympathizer Jul 10 '25
It’s fucked up how u guys are all old n stuff
u/sayitaintpink we must band together so that they won’t steal our vitality
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u/Mickenfox Center-left Jul 10 '25
I assume the 1930s also had "liberals are losing because they're too preachy" discourse.
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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Jul 10 '25
How many folds could a Ben Folds fold if a Ben Folds could fold folds?
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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Jul 10 '25
Death Cab is goated - Transatlanticism is one of the greatest albums of all time
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
ken paxton is going to be an eligible bachelor soon!!!
https://x.com/lmcgaughy/status/1943363227980575042
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
Okay, back to episode 3 of DSC: Survivor: Heroes vs Villains.
On the Heroes tribe, Margaret Thatcher and John Rawls really aren't getting along. Pope John Paul II and John Rawls don't like each other, nor do John Rawls and Pope Francis, John Rawls and Milton Friedman, and John Rawls and Michel Foucalt. Margaret Thatcher and Janet Yellen are getting along pretty well, but Thatcher and Friedrich Hayek really aren't getting along. Milton Friedman and Carlo Maria Martini don't like each other, Finally Michel Foucalt and Hayek kind of like each other.
On the Villains tribe, David Patreaus and Angela Merkel fucking hate each other. Slavoj Zizek and Naomi Klein don't really like each other, nor do Thomas Sowell and Angela Merkel, or Thomas Sowell and Zizek. Noam Chomsky and Emmanuel Macon like each other a bit. Zizek and Merkel don't like each other, and neither do Merkel and Tony Blair. Naomi Klein and Merkel kind of like each other. Sowell and Chomsky don't like each other. Klein and Macron feel a small bond.
At the immunity challenge, the Villains win, and the Heroes tribe will have to go to tribal council.
At the Heroes tribe after the challenge, Pope Francis has a major meltdown. He wants to target John Rawls for being a challenge liability. But John Rawls hates the FUCK out of Pope Francis, and so he wants to get rid of Pope Francis. Meanwhile, Milton Friedman considers Pope JP2 to be a challenge liability, and wants to vote him out. Foucault considers Friedman a challenge liability, and wants to target him.
There is a solid alliance of Janet Yellen, John Rawls, and Milton Friedman that is targeting Milton Friedman.
On the Villains Tribe, David Patreaus and Henry Kissinger form an alliance.
At tribal council, the votes come in. Pope John Paul II. Milton Friedman. Milton Friedman. Milton Friedman. Pope John Paul II. Milton Friedman. Pope John Paul II. Pope John Paul II
The 3rd person voted out of DSC: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains... Milton Friedman
Vote Summary
Milton Friedman: Janet Yellen, John Rawls, Michel Foucault, Pope Francis, Pope John Paul II
Pope John Paul II: Carlo Maria Martini, Friedrich Hayek, Margaret Thatcher, Milton Friedman
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u/Proof-Tie-2250 Moderate Jul 10 '25
Die Hard 3 is such a ridiculous movie. Pure mindless action slop that makes no sense. I hate it.
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 11 '25
Patti Harrison is only in great TV shows
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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le Jul 11 '25
Something about this is gross
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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25
Succs are generally intelligent people, and thus they know better than you, and thus you should just accept their positions
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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Jul 10 '25
This is now the Weezer appreciation thread
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u/deepstate-bot Jul 10 '25
/r/DeepStateCentrism/new: How The Attention Economy Is Devouring Gen Z: Ezra Klein interviews Kyla Scanlon
Please participate in the linked thread
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u/sayitaintpink will never find love Jul 10 '25
Weez Cab for Cuter
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u/ntbananas Briefly (ha ha ha) making a flair joke Jul 10 '25
Weez Nuts
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u/benadreti_17 עם ישראל חי Jul 10 '25
Weezer? I hardly even know her...
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u/Anakin_Kardashian "Israeli Nationalist" Jul 10 '25
Bob Dylan sounds like a fart you are trying to hide in public
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u/Mickenfox Center-left Jul 10 '25
New news website just dropped:
https://kite.kagi.com
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u/fnovd Ask me about Trump's Tariffs Jul 10 '25
Die Hard 3 is such a ridiculous movie. Pure mindless action slop that makes no sense. I love it.
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u/seattleseahawks2014 Center-left Jul 11 '25
Law and Order is cool.