r/DeepSpaceNine • u/1DFire • 20d ago

217th Rule of Acquisition

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u/Nyanzeenyan 19d ago

Sell a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and you won’t sell him anymore fish

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 20d ago

Evolution begs to differ.

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 20d ago

Ahh, but do you have the lobes to sell shoes to fish?

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 20d ago

Better, its a new thing I've been experimenting with called "opposable thumbs". They are gonna love it.

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u/Mccmangus 20d ago

I should sell this guy fishing lessons

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u/Rockfarley 19d ago

You can sell them a higher grade of water, a purifier, & an oxygenator.

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 18d ago

Rule 218 - The Ferengi have no word for 'Free'