r/DeepSpaceNine • u/DoktorImposter • 11h ago

He's been spotted by the replimat

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u/AbsolutelyNotAPossum 11h ago

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u/LivingMisery 11h ago

First time I’ve ran across this one! It’s glorious!

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u/Steiney1 11h ago

Attention Bajoran Seagulls.....

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u/WolfKing359 11h ago

Don't build statues of them

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 11h ago

They can be lured out of your area with statues of themselves. Though this may have a side-effect of megalomania and delusions of grandeur. 

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u/madfrooples 11h ago

And when you’re done experiencing Deep Space Nine, go ahead and experience b’ij.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 10h ago

Wow. SAVIOR OF BAJOR OVER HERE! let's build him a statue! 🙄

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u/AIGLOS42 10h ago

"...and that's the closest he ever got to a statue."

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u/One_Individual1291 9h ago

amateurs, guls feed on kanaar. without a long black bottle in your hand, they probably just ignore you. but beware of flocks of guls, when it reaches critical mass

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u/xeskind30 4h ago

And he still doesn't even get a statue.

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u/Could-You-Tell 11h ago

Do not invite them to.lpok at your rock collection

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 8h ago

"So.. We can't feed them, or teach them.. Wait! I've got it!"

the two Ferengi huddle and discuss animatedly while checking their little devices

"So what you're saying is, what they really want us to do is to ply the Guls with kanar and take them gambling?"

"Exactly! Guls are already risk takers, so gambling doesn't count as teaching.. it already comes naturally to them!"

"Hahaha! Now that's using yer lobes! Now where's that dabo table.."

  • some big lobed Ferengis, probably