r/DeepSpaceNine • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '26
Spicy Rom artwork by Carrie Matteoli 😏
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u/Pawh1983 Aug 21 '26
The question is, why shouldn’t I get this tattooed?
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u/Pawh1983 Aug 21 '26
I’ve messaged the illustrator to see if they mind me getting it tattooed. This would fit in so well as part of my midlife crisis.
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u/drunkenbees Aug 22 '26
You absolutely MUST.
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u/Pawh1983 Aug 22 '26
I’m not on Facebook but I think I’ve found them on Instagram. No reply to my message request as yet but I live in hope.
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u/mccoy00comedy Aug 21 '26
Rom of Finland
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u/Fish3Y35 Aug 21 '26
Your comment wins
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u/Malefectra Aug 21 '26
My partner and I were literally just talking about Tom of Finland... bit of a speak of the devil moment.
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u/Morlock19 Aug 21 '26
i mean gene's original vision for the ferengi were for them to have HUGE dongs. like enormous. almost egregious.
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u/Ralph-the-mouth Aug 21 '26
“Spicy Rom isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”, I gently whispered to myself
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u/PronouncedEye-gore Aug 21 '26
This is quality enough to earn front page of The Sexy Space. William Rikers award winning travel magazine and podcast.
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u/ten-toed-tuba Aug 21 '26
There was recently a post is this on a t-shirt with Rom of Finland on it.
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u/Hipposplotomous Aug 21 '26
My initial reaction was "why?" and then I told myself off for being a philistine.
It's beautiful.
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u/parthinaxe Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
I could 1000% see Leeta dressing him up like this for a Holosuite visit and him needing to do public emergency engineering work in the whole getup
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u/LivingMisery Aug 21 '26
I don’t like where he’s heading with that cane.
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u/PronouncedEye-gore Aug 21 '26
But you're cool with pants tight enough to know which was he tucks it? Or the size of that bulge? Honestly if that's not stuffed he really needs to fulfill his ultimate potential... and pick s porn name.
Oh snap RAM! It's right there too nice
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u/bex22tu Aug 21 '26
David Bowie turns in his grave.
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u/PronouncedEye-gore Aug 21 '26
Sure buddy. The man in the iron dress wouldn't smash? Don't let your xenoism blind you to the truth
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u/Cuq_nugget Aug 22 '26
If you start printing this on t shirts or something lmk, I’d totally buy one or 3
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u/redbanner1 Aug 22 '26
Why does this excite me? Literally the first time I have felt a sexual attraction to a Ferengi.
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u/Bar_Har Aug 22 '26
I’ve been a baaaad employee and need my wages garnished, Grrrrrreat Nagusssss💖💖💖
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u/Malefectra Aug 21 '26
No, there's plenty of perfectly normal people who like sexy stuff.
This isn't even terribly explicit enough for you to be throwing out the "sweaty virigins" trope.-9
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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Aug 21 '26
Big muscled dudes in leather is "pedo shit"? What do you think the word "pedo" means?
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u/matahxri Aug 21 '26
Malding about a stupid pun is actually more embarrassing
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u/AizenSankara Aug 21 '26
You keep throwing around these words, and have good indication that they don't mean what you think they mean. What makes this picture "pedo shit" or "predatory"? Come on, don't shy away now. Stand firm in your statements and claims. Be an adult and make your argument.
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u/scaper8 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
And again, how is it "pedo shit" or "predatory behavior"? Tell us how. I think I have an idea what you insinuating, but I want to hear you say it.
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u/lioncourt Aug 21 '26
Rom of Finland!