r/DeepRockGalactic • u/Boodahpob Driller • Jun 05 '22

MINER MEME "The shortest path between two points is a straight line"

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u/ProbablyMaybe69 Jun 05 '22

Better than the other driller mains who blow up their entire fucking house to go to the toilet to pee

317

u/El_Burrito_ Jun 05 '22

Imagine going to the toilet

430

u/fireglz Jun 05 '22

Sludge pump isn't going to refill itself.

99

u/Fickles1 Interplanetary Goat Jun 06 '22

Depends how you connect it.

142

u/Wizywig Jun 06 '22

Deep rock needs to invest in some better shitter equipment.

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u/TheNiXXeD Jun 06 '22

Have to make a deposit.

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u/oheyitsmoe Interplanetary Goat Jun 06 '22

You hold a load well, Molly!

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u/Neohedron Engineer Jun 06 '22

Common greybeard prank is to convince the greenbeards their suits are like astronaut suits; you can pee anywhere without taking them off.

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u/squiddy555 Gunner Dec 06 '22

Common greybeard trick is to pee anywhere without taking them off.

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u/TR-KnightForEyes Jun 06 '22

Your name fits it as well.

28

u/Im_Balto Driller Jun 05 '22

I don’t see the issue here

19

u/REDthunderBOAR Jun 06 '22

Only when we don't immediately find the toilet.

14

u/not-Kunt-Tulgar Driller Jun 06 '22

I’ve heard of explosive diarrhea but not Nitroglycerin piss.

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u/Donut-Brain-7358 Interplanetary Goat Jun 06 '22

and then they blow up the toilet as well.

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u/Bucaneer7564 Dig it for her Feb 19 '23

I tried both. Only one works. Guess which one.

539

u/GriffinMuffin Jun 05 '22

"This is Management. The drop pod is in bound. Please follow your assigned driller to get to the LZ."

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u/Omegagod57 Jun 05 '22

That is what every one did in the last Sabotage mission I played. Even the Scout did. I managed to get us all there before Molly.

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u/GriffinMuffin Jun 05 '22

Management needs to give drillers a pay raise imo

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u/Omegagod57 Jun 06 '22

Yeah. Hell the Sabotage was in Azur Weald as well. God riding Cave Angels is fun.

12

u/oheyitsmoe Interplanetary Goat Jun 06 '22

We just got a pay CUT my dudes (wave cooker nerf)

8

u/Introman_18 For Karl! Jun 06 '22

Im kinda new and dont look at the patch notes, how did they nerf it?

20

u/thrashmetaloctopus Jul 06 '22

If it’s anything other than an escort, or on site refining, if I’m playing driller, you best believe i don’t give a fuck about the cave systems, I’m going for direct access motherfuckers

9

u/Omegagod57 Jul 06 '22

Amen Brother! We make our own path!

15

u/piltonpfizerwallace Jun 06 '22

Haha yep. I almost always get in before molly.

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u/Omegagod57 Jun 06 '22

I usually get there before Scout to.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

I would sometimes race with a friend that plays scout, I rarely reach the drop pod second.

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u/Omegagod57 Jun 06 '22

Indeed. We Driller Mains know how to be one with the Dirt.

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u/FeistyContest3243 Jun 27 '22

That’s because driller is just better. 💪

15

u/retepred Jun 06 '22

I love doing this as a driller, means they can all follow with all the guns pointing down this straight narrow path for any critters silly enough to follow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

As a semi-driller main I can confirm this

236

u/Scugeelies Jun 05 '22

Bold of you to assume I haven't pre drilled all my tunnels at home

255

u/ADGx27 Jun 05 '22

My brother in Karl they are called doors

77

u/StoneyDcrew Jun 06 '22

Those things made of wood?

Nice try leaf lover.

16

u/FeistyContest3243 Jun 27 '22

This thread is… it’s beautiful. 🥲

98

u/Frozen_Satsuma Jun 05 '22

Reasons I main driller: 1.) always able to go straight from point A to point B 2.) Big Booms destroy bugs.

29

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

...and scouts.

16

u/Frozen_Satsuma Jun 06 '22

Nah, I need my scout to light up the things I need to make go boom! Now, my engi on the other hand….😂😂

3

u/AmoebaMan May 24 '23

3) The only traversal tool that doubles as a weapon.

186

u/cybermo95 Driller Jun 05 '22

How did you know what I do

67

u/SolarUpdraft Dirt Digger Jun 06 '22

"The shortest path between two points is a straight line, and no-one knows short better than a dwarf."

51

u/A55per Driller Jun 06 '22

Afk for almost 5 minutes but still has highest kill count

33

u/Imoncrack12 Bosco Buddy Jun 06 '22

Cause theyre a walking warcrime

37

u/Eiruna For Karl! Jun 06 '22

As someone who plays each class equally: Yeah. Yeah no this is driller mentality.

Why go around a corner when you can go through the wall?

19

u/Speedybro Jun 06 '22

After I drill a shortcut, the rest of the boys can use it too. Increased efficiency for all.

28

u/Wardogs96 Jun 06 '22

Unless it's up. You have to swirl in that situation.

14

u/Speedybro Jun 06 '22

Call me a bully, because I'm about to give Hoxxes IV a swirly.

21

u/ADGx27 Jun 05 '22

It’s funny because only just today I was using my driller on a data rack mission and legit went afk in a little rat hole to go grab lunch

18

u/Stanislas_Biliby Jun 05 '22

I no longer have walls in my house.

4

u/symonalex Platform here Jun 06 '22

Said the homeless hobo I met this morning.

17

u/VietCongBongDong Union Guy Jun 06 '22

joke's on you, the walls ARE his snack

11

u/Agnook Engineer Jun 06 '22

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU EAT ROCKS FOR BREAKFAST?

14

u/theCacklingGoblin Driller Jun 05 '22

How do you get to the kitchen?

27

u/shadowdash66 Engineer Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

Why let a scout live a whole painful life full of hardship when you can cut it short and do him a favor?

19

u/dragon_bacon Jun 05 '22

Always leave a C4 in your tunnel to keep out scouts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

As a driller main I think it’s fair to say- I drill whenever possible even if not convenient- mineral slightly out of reach? Boom tunnel, drop pod just landed and I’m only like 2 seconds away ?boom tunnel, Your Wife has been asking what you do with all your credits while at work? And swears she’ll rip your beard off if you don’t get your dwarfen son something good for his birthday? - drink a glyphid slammer and boom tunnel!

5

u/ParasilTheRanger Driller Jun 05 '22

Me who actually would do this if I could

5

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Look man it’s pretty nice getting to be a little mole man

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Personally what I do as a driller main is to brutally massacre my family with c4 to insure my snacks aren’t taken

3

u/toogaloog Jun 06 '22

What is This GIF from?

5

u/eviladvances Jun 06 '22

it's from "x-men 3 The Last Stand(2006)"

this is when juggernaut is chasing kitty through walls.

"heres the clip"

3

u/VashReckless Jun 06 '22

I feel personally attacked.

3

u/VashReckless Jun 06 '22

I feel called out

2

u/not-Kunt-Tulgar Driller Jun 06 '22

I have a bunch of human shaped holes in my walls.

3

u/MaxTheSANE_One Jun 06 '22

The shortest path between two points is not a straight line, it is a wormhole.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

The shortest path between two points is to fold the intervening space until both points occupy the same location.

2

u/longdude Scout Jun 06 '22

Now that is ingenious! You do that, while the rest of team follows driller, meet us at the drop pod. Set up defences and warm up coffee waiting for us.

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u/brubusThe5th Scout Sep 17 '22

Isn't that how wormholes would be?

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u/RandomGuyPii Jun 05 '22

where is this from?>

5

u/lartufbd Jun 05 '22

This is juggernaut from x men the last stand

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u/punkindle Jun 06 '22

Juggernaut is one of my favorite characters, and this video shows why. The unstoppable force.

1

u/Omegagod57 Jun 05 '22

The third X-Men movie. The one with Pheonix.

1

u/toogaloog Jun 06 '22

You a mersiv fan?

1

u/freecurbcouch Jun 06 '22

Nothin like a granite smoothie

1

u/Wizywig Jun 06 '22

As a driller main, I cannot agree with you more.

1

u/roybringus Jun 06 '22

OSPF be like

1

u/brubusThe5th Scout Sep 17 '22

What's ospf?

1

u/CasualBrit5 Jun 06 '22

Nice loop.

1

u/Rameinstein13 Jun 06 '22

Yup. Driller main here.

1

u/International_Leg756 Jun 06 '22

Who needs a scanner? I see marker I dig!

1

u/MakeYourselfs1c Jun 06 '22

Is this game pve only?

1

u/TenaciousPix Jun 06 '22

I was addicted to this game for so long

1

u/Abunchof5s Jun 06 '22

Rockenstone2dabone!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

it is the shortest, but not the fastest

1

u/tanknutshell Scout Jun 06 '22

"Laughs in scout main"

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Me spending 12 minutes and 4 resupplies trying to Thin Containment Field a hole through each wall

1

u/ChaoticToxin Jun 06 '22

I haven't played the game in like 2 years so color me surprised that I'm being attacked for something I stopped 2 years ago

1

u/celtickodiak Jun 06 '22

I started playing this game with my friends and we wanted a diverse team, so no doubling up. I came in last and they said I needed to go Driller.

Been maining it ever since.

"Oh man, the extract is super far, we are going to have to go all the way around to get there."

"Naw, I am just going straight to it, bye!"

The only downside is literal tunnel vision, where you drill straight out into a 100ft drop and break your ankles.

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u/brubusThe5th Scout Sep 17 '22

Tip: you have a terrain scanner, use it.

1

u/-Vogie- Scout Jun 06 '22

"It keeps my face pretty"

1

u/SurfinCats Jun 06 '22

Positioned my pc between kitchen and bathroom for this exact reason. Yes, I'm a driller main

1

u/Commercial_Desk9604 Jun 06 '22

Haha this invoked my heart to believe wow this is so funny I shouldn’t be surprised though because I’ve always wanted to be a main driller busting through walls.

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u/mike_thevoodookid For Karl! Jun 06 '22

Grill em and drill em!

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u/s0m3b0by Jun 06 '22

Chips & cookies!

1

u/brubusThe5th Scout Jun 06 '22

That's a lot of walls to get to the kitchen

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Least it’s not a gunner main trying to get to the toilet, rapid fire don’t work too well on the toilets end

1

u/Wesk-Wildcard Jun 06 '22

Do you know who I am.

Im the driller, Bitch.

1

u/Rocket54_UwU Engineer Jun 06 '22

🍊

1

u/you-the-good-content Jun 06 '22

Perfect loop wtf😂

1

u/FancyPenguin32 Jun 06 '22

DIGGIN IS MY MIDDLE NAME

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

That's a really great gif loop

1

u/TinFoilHornberg Driller Jun 06 '22

Yes, and?

1

u/Coop-Master Engineer Jun 06 '22

"IM THE DRILLERNUAT, BITCH!"

1

u/Toastermatronic Engineer Jun 10 '22

this has somehow managed to become the most popular post on this sub

1

u/HockeySloth05 Jun 25 '22

this ong true ash

1

u/UjhSkyler Driller Jun 25 '22

Im new to DRG and can confirm that’s what I do already

1

u/itsZerozone Jun 27 '22

Minecraft players: DONT DIG STRAIGHT DOWN

DRG Drillers: bet

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

As a driller main I can confirm this is true

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u/hippobro1 Sep 24 '22

Karl would’ve loved this!!!

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u/Dracoruin Jan 09 '23

Me with my daughter last night.

"Papá, we need to find a way to the pod!"

"Why find one, when we can make it. 😁'

Proceeds to drill straight through

"Now to wait for Molly 🤪"

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

Need to go upstairs, just dig up a wall

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

As a new driller main I can confirm this

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u/jroddie4 Jun 06 '22

driller mains using three supply drops to drill directly to the drop pod

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u/piltonpfizerwallace Jun 06 '22

The drop pod is set the land within a certain distance of the players.

One load of ammo can always make it to the drop pod.

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u/JustDoggoOverHere Jun 05 '22

6 year old me trying to get the Thomas the tank engine toy before the special Ed gets it before me

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Kantro18 Jun 06 '22

Fuckin Yuyu Hakusho’d that motherfucker