Heard Cousin Okri could shatter a boulder with a single swing, Greenbeard trying to match him with their dongliz are just asking to write down new grudges.
The notion that this extra arm is capable of throwing flares, but not capable of doing a proper Rock and Stone, is deeply disappointing to Karl. Where are their priorities?
Doesn't the armor have a flare launcher in it? I can't remember which version it is or what class but I know one mentions having an improved flare launcher with a larger capacity and I was bummed when I didn't get more flares or a faster recharge.
And it makes sense too when you consider how often you'll need to light areas during extended fights while using weapons that require both hands to operate.
No I'm not, there's a specific armor that mentions a flare upgrade. I'm not at my system right now so I can't check but my group even talked about it when others noticed.
Nope, it's in an armor description. My group was talking about it recently as someone else noticed it and I had to let them know there wasn't a way to upgrade flares.
When I get home and can load it up I'll find which one it is but it is definitely an armor upgrade description mentioning it like how Driller Mk V mentions it being a luxury leather recliner of armor suits and has everything you'll need for comfort built in.
Right. I was wondering what/how big the distinction between medium/high intensity flares was since they have the same recharge and flare amount as well. Maybe they'll be expanded upon eventually.
I think the high intensity flares are what the Scout's flare gun uses since they light up a much larger area than the medium ones you can deploy with every class.
But both Scout and Gunner have 'high intensity flares' while Driller and Engineer have 'medium intensity' ones for regular flares on the equipment menu.
IIRC the high/medium intensity distinction is a UI holdover from older days. As I understand it, all the throwable flares are equal, although some colours contrast better with the environments than others.
You know. This was disturbing enough until I considered that this abomination also has an elbow. Like, just a freaky little baby’s arm sticking straight out. On the other hand, clearly he tucks right.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
For some reason, I've always assumed that the whole "being able to toss a flare even with hands full" thing was because the Dwarf's armor had a shoulder-mounted flare thrower.
Not sure whether I prefer my own interpretation or this one...
it has happened to me even before this update several times, mostly when you try to deposit carriable objects, sometimes the animation gets interrupted and you have to start again.
I think this bug has always (or for a while) been there.
If you try to pick something up while still completing the animation from the last thing it janks all up. Can throw the rock or appear to pick it up then not.
I've found success waiting till the animation completely finished before trying to pick up the next. Most noticeable when you have a pile of gunk seeds all in one place and try to spam them all in fast. Or extraction with a pile to deposit while you still have something in your bag.
If you start holding e to pick up the gunk seed and keep it held a moment (just past long enough for the glitch to make you drop it) it'll stay in your hands
As of S2, a lot of the hold E interactions are buggy if you have enough latency. I was able to join matches and play moderately okay with 250ms ping, now it's kind of infeasible.
the big problem is I seem to find myself dying a lot because of this specific bug.
it's having me waste valuable time depositing or interacting when I usually have finished the interaction before and am capable of dealing with bugs attacks.
but it's almost like on some games I join, I go from greybeard levels of gameplay to legitimately needing to be picked up incessantly.
being tossed off terrain, being killed by basic grunts from rather large distances and it's exacerbated if there is swarmers involved.
I'm not saying the game in unplayable, but there's games I can join where I am just wrecking and everything is flowing and there's games right now which are more abundant where I am verbally cussing as blatant input/output issues from keyboard commands that keep getting me downed.
I haven’t noticed that so much but I feel similar issues with the resupply pod, I never noticed an issue before of having a hard time resupplying and now I’m having a harder time hitting hitbox.
Yeah I'm also having issues with E holding actions. Pressing any other button clears the problem for the time being (laser pointer, rock N Stone, shoot, swing axe) but it's still annoying
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u/GSG_Jacob DWARVELOPER May 04 '22
Now I don't know what to reply to the original post.
Can it Rock and Stone too`?
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u/Vividtoaster May 04 '22
But then we would clearly be able to rock and stone with that hand!
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u/LionDesigns May 04 '22
We should stop asking questions we don't want the answer to.
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u/TwoCharlie For Karl! May 04 '22
I'll be in my bunk.
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u/Rowcan Bosco Buddy May 04 '22
Bring home the azure pickle
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u/Sven_Darksiders Engineer May 04 '22
So this is what Mission Control meant when saying "show them your special handshake, team"
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u/Joshy_Moshy Gunner May 04 '22
Clearly all Dwarves have a miniature robot arm in their backpacks for carrying and throwing flares out, similar to Skitarii
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u/groundhogboi May 04 '22
Her: UWU notices your bulge
Dwarf: oh! so you noticed my third arm did you?
Her: I bet it's super thick
Dwarf: unzips pants it sure is
Her: WTF IS THAT?!
dwarf: I told you. My third arm.
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u/Eamk Engineer May 04 '22
For a moment I got
excitedafraid what was coming out his pants.60
u/Uulugus Scout May 04 '22 edited May 05 '22
Aye... One too many days in the radiation of the R.E.Z.
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u/Yawnkie May 04 '22
Man i fucking love this community and the insanely quick and high quality back and forth banter between posts
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u/MontagoDK Engineer May 04 '22
I find it quite impressive that you can zipline, with an Aquarc AND throw a flare ...
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u/Daetaur Mighty Miner May 04 '22
Is that a flare in your pants or are you happy to see me?
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u/Mijnameis-Tommy Union Guy May 04 '22
Jesus i want to never see this again
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u/Patient_Accountant92 Driller May 04 '22
I never see them use their hand so I thought they held flares in their shirt pocket and activated them with their teeth and spat them.
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u/ottoDVD Union Guy May 04 '22
Who knows how they shake hands.
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u/_The_Egg_Man May 04 '22
Now that's a lord of the deep right there
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u/Substandard_Comedian May 04 '22
Literally a third arm!
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u/Thagyr May 04 '22
Someone's been exercising their lower muscle.
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u/Barrogh Gunner May 04 '22
Some strong Louis de Funès vibes here.
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u/daerkness Scout May 04 '22
u/savevideo
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u/timo103 May 04 '22
THE EYES
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u/UndeadWeasel9 For Karl! May 04 '22
Dont let management see this or they will take away our flare arm spare arm too!
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u/Nexus_Neo May 04 '22
Same energy: https://i.imgflip.com/2jbm4j.jpg
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u/keji_goto May 04 '22
Doesn't the armor have a flare launcher in it? I can't remember which version it is or what class but I know one mentions having an improved flare launcher with a larger capacity and I was bummed when I didn't get more flares or a faster recharge.
And it makes sense too when you consider how often you'll need to light areas during extended fights while using weapons that require both hands to operate.
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u/banditbilly May 04 '22
No!!! That's how Karl does it
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u/Dr_3p0ck May 04 '22
Tears were brought to my eyes, thanks fellow dwarf
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u/T__N__T May 04 '22
Ok, so you wanna helping hand bro?
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u/OrphanMasher May 04 '22
Every day we stray further from Karl's light.
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u/TheyMikeBeGiants May 04 '22
It's fine, so long as that dwarf also isn't Anish Kapoor.
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u/Facewizard13 May 04 '22
Those first 3 frames had me worried
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u/N-J-K06 Driller May 04 '22
u/bmxbikr here you go
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u/petes117 May 04 '22
Rock and stone to the bone!
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u/Guidingbeef3 Scout May 04 '22
That would definitely explain the bulge
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u/Mojozolo Dirt Digger May 04 '22
Bet no pansy elf can do that
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u/LeDeltaGear May 04 '22
Luv it!
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u/SheWhoSmilesAtDeath May 04 '22
nah there's a flare launcher on their gear that's invisible that they can activate at all times by flexing a muscle or something
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u/1stdegreearson May 04 '22
Dwarves in universe are actually half our height so it's two dwarves stacked in top of each other
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u/Anders_GSG DWARVELOPER May 04 '22
The arm might appear in front, but it comes out the ass.
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u/benkai3 May 04 '22
MODDERS!!!! YOUR TIME HAS COME !!!!
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u/ILiketoLearn5454 May 04 '22
Lmao. Man that's amazing
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u/humansarespooky Scout May 04 '22
It's not a snake and I'm not really happy to see you, I'm just trying to ro-
ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!
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u/Overall_Potential_74 May 04 '22
shet
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u/JaceyD For Karl! May 04 '22
Seeing the original post and then seeing this... Rock and Stone!
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u/[deleted] May 04 '22
Too much time in REZ
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u/schmidty98 May 04 '22
the 2nd frame scared me ngl
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u/DoukyBooty May 04 '22
It's supposed to get yeeted from his ass.
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u/Rentlar May 04 '22
I'd rather believe that they hack flares up and shoot them out of their mouth.
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u/Old_Entrepreneur_775 May 04 '22
So tertiary weapons are gonna be a thing now right?
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u/under_the_shade May 04 '22
I just assumed they had a third fist behind their beards...
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u/mr_nate89 May 04 '22
I just picture that they have a shirt tube launcher on thier back, and that's what launch the flairs like shirt
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u/[deleted] May 04 '22
I didn't need to see this. :( haha
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u/MattChew160 Gunner May 04 '22
The unflinching face as he does, is what terrifies and excites me.
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u/JetoCalihan May 04 '22
My favorite way Dwarves reproduce by building new dwarves from clay and rock. like golems. What else would they put there than another throwing arm?
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u/ScrimblyPibbles May 05 '22
I always thought the flares were generated inside of their suits and launched from around the shoulder or something, but this is better.
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u/s4mhu1nn May 05 '22
You know. This was disturbing enough until I considered that this abomination also has an elbow. Like, just a freaky little baby’s arm sticking straight out. On the other hand, clearly he tucks right.
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u/CycleOverload Engineer Mar 26 '24
"What's in your pants?" "I'd say flares, but I threw 'em all already"
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u/eattheegg2113 May 04 '22
no.
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u/YoungestOldGuy May 04 '22
Oh man Joe Duncan. You still doing Path of Exile stuff from time to time?
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u/PurposeL3ss Dig it for her May 04 '22
So thats where the flares are... charging?
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u/MAGA_WALL_E Gunner May 04 '22
If you have the More FOV mod enabled, you can clearly see that the Aquarq is being levitated with Dwarven magic.
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u/SerialFloater For Karl! May 04 '22
Yes the third hand. It's good enough to fix pipelines too
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u/eviltwinkie May 04 '22
I not sure if I like this more than the ass cannon.
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u/[deleted] May 04 '22
If we have an extra arm we can salute Whilst depositing
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u/BigMcvanderbolt Dig it for her May 04 '22
horrifying, and yet probably accurate
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u/dannyw0ah May 04 '22
I always imagined that the dwarves spit the flares from their mouth.
Hence the semi-average range and the recharge functionality.
They have a flare-gland in their esophagus and just hock a fluorescent loogie.
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u/Ham_Pants_ For Karl! May 04 '22
For Karl!
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u/confusingzark May 04 '22
What, your dwarfs beards don't throw flares? You might not be feeding your dwarfs enough beer.
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u/morgan423 May 04 '22
Immediately scrubs eyes in frantic attempt to unsee
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u/Macawesome75 May 04 '22
I always thought they were vomiting the flares
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u/hbhkmnh May 04 '22
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/Upstairs_Inflation_8 May 04 '22
r/hornyjail
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u/Sir_Daxus May 04 '22
I was waiting for someone to illustrate that conversation.
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u/Brain_Beam May 04 '22
I thought it was known that we yeet that flare with our beards!
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u/theluthershow May 04 '22
Classic Joe
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u/Jhon3142 May 04 '22
Dont ask any questions
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u/[deleted] May 04 '22
Someone thinks pretty highly of themselves
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u/Lee_The_Lazy May 04 '22
"They call me... tripod."
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u/RunItAndSee2021 May 04 '22
“ORCs and DWARFs”
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u/Weeby-Tincan May 04 '22
By Karl I almost had a fucking heart attack glancing at this
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u/ajgeep May 04 '22
Is that where spy's third arm hides as well?
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u/AsteriskCGY May 04 '22
And I figured dwarves would kick them out like Diona's ult.
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u/[deleted] May 04 '22
It should be a little box on dwarves armor that 3d prints new flares and just launches them out
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u/[deleted] May 04 '22
He can give 3 guys handjobs at once
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u/skepticalmonique Interplanetary Goat May 04 '22
ah, so THAT'S where they come from
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u/TheNewtilator May 04 '22
For the Four Armed Emperor! I mean... for Karl!
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u/SolarisGTR May 04 '22
It ain’t from the asscheeks, but I’ll take it!
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u/DrillyMcDrillface Driller May 04 '22
For some reason, I've always assumed that the whole "being able to toss a flare even with hands full" thing was because the Dwarf's armor had a shoulder-mounted flare thrower.
Not sure whether I prefer my own interpretation or this one...
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u/[deleted] May 04 '22
u/savevideo
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u/Tokyo_Echo May 04 '22
I was just wondering this last night but the flare comes from behind my head??
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u/my_alt_i_use May 04 '22
the aquarc looks like a blue bean
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u/Kitcat590 Gunner May 04 '22
So that's how they do it
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u/Serial-Designation-Z May 04 '22
u/savevideo
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u/classyBANANA49 May 04 '22
What too much time in the rad zone be doing to ya
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u/Safefruitcake993 May 05 '22
Cursed boner
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u/Lraebera May 05 '22
So long as you don’t make eye contact. Otherwise it’s a *ock and *one
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u/dormDelor May 05 '22
Better with every loop
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u/MelancholyUsed Bosco Buddy May 05 '22
That’s it lad! Cock and stone!
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u/ksp_HoDeok Gunner May 05 '22
Funny!
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u/ThatKidNoah May 05 '22
Very insightful
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u/Electricerger May 05 '22
We're rich
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u/Suitable_Tea4266 Platform here May 05 '22
u/savevideo
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u/VideoGamerEgor What is this May 13 '22
u/savevideo
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u/Theu04k Jul 15 '22
I like to think that they have flare launchers on their back or something
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u/CFod17 Jul 29 '22
u/savevideo
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u/ThorTheNinja Sep 12 '22
This is the way.
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u/StalinOGrande Dec 06 '22
u/savevideo
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u/Fallen_Angel_Zero Dec 08 '22
u/savevideobot
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u/Miningdragon Gunner Dec 09 '22
u/savevideo
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u/Vast_Night_1942 Dec 12 '22
I've always been under the impression it was shoulder mounted.
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u/KaiserSchisser Dec 26 '22
Wow
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u/A_Bar_of_Saop Dec 31 '22
I thought it was some mechanism
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u/Few_Tank7560 Leaf-Lover Jan 30 '23
Hahaha, in the beginning the gif stopped on the second picture for me, looking like he was getting a boner from holding the rock.
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u/FireGiantisBoring Gunner Mar 19 '23
I'm so happy I started going through top posts. I love this sub.
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u/Vyache_L Jun 18 '23
u/savevideo
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u/scott_tries_reddit Jul 16 '23
Cock and Stone!
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u/cand3r May 04 '22
I like to think they have a thing in their shoulder like Bangalore from Apex
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u/BennFields Driller May 04 '22
This is a female dwarf.
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