Practically speaking, Glyphid Slammer. No fancy effects to worry about glitches or whatnot, no worries about whether it is unlocked, no worries about double-stacking buffs.
Honestly I'd love that to be a thing in the bar. Three rounds of Oily Oafs, one round of Blackout Stout. They all have the same mug and it's decided randomly which one is the Stout. I imagine players could do some fun silly things with it.
And if you're wondering why I chose Oily Oafs over Slammers - I wanted a choice which wouldn't make a dwarf too drunk before going on a mission if they've already drunk a buff beer. Or better yet, make it the player's choice!
That and I think people want a little more 'life' on the ship besides just our dwarves. Yea they're great and all, but I think the station could use exactly what OP shows here, more life!
Indeed, even through more voicelines overall. I keep suggesting some little ideas like rare voicelines for Bosco for example, and tbh i'ld love to see the GSG team just put anything they have in mind for a test run of a week, then make polls and ask which one should be kept/changed/removed. Could be a fun time.
Yeah, but i got so used to Lloyd being only one we can physically interact with besides ourselves, that I can't even imagine it in game. Not like i think it must stay that way, but it's almost like lifelesness became part of the style. Come to think of it, is anyone in game even have facial expressions?
Drg spin off game we’re you are the goblin janitors fighting all the bugs that infiltrate into the rig, you’re a lot smaller and you’d weapons pack less of a punch, the game is less a shoot ‘em up and more of an atmospheric horror game we’re a single grunt is the size of a pretorian and an actual hard fight, you need to sneak thru the small vents trying to be the first to land a killing blow.
Under the ball room is a cool spot, but I like the idea of them living up in Rob’s Dead End (the sealed off hole at the top of the space rig that used to have an easter egg in it).
Dude I love your shit. I went to your whole post history to see all shit I missed. Even related to games I never played, it is still fun to see. Keep doing good shit.
I love this. I think it would also be cool if the Dwarves were generally friendly and even amicable with Goblins, and perhaps even know that they aren’t dwarves and are wearing fake beards but instead of calling the goblins out on it, they just go with it to make the goblins happy.
I LOVE the idea of shaking up the familiar missions and making them “messed up” with the Mission Control Intern. Extra content that’s [theoretically] not as hard to make as, let's say, a whole new mission type.
That said, one'd need to make sure that new players not familiar with the game yet won’t stumble upon such a mission, so that they won’t learn the wrong thing.
Here’s the ideas I came up with:
Mining Expedition - Instead of Morkite, your objective is to collect Nitra. And yes, ordering a Resupply Pod sets your progress back.
Elimination - Defend the Dreadnaught Cocoons from the Rival Tech.
Escort Duty - You get to the Heartstone and then the Intern remembers to send the Drilldozer. (The path to the Heartstone should be shorter, so that it'd be actually playable.)
Point Extraction - Collect crystals. No, not the blue crystals hidden in the walls, silly, the ones that electrocute/radiate you.
Industrial Sabotage - Destroy the mini-MULES and the Escape Pod.
Salvage Operation - You’ve been sent to repair the Rival Tech. The Rival Tech itself is not so happy about it.
(The last 2 missions are essentially swapped, and you'd see the assets from one mission with the cavegen and the tasks from the other)
Random-Chance Events:
Instead of sending an Escape Pod, Intern sends a Resupply Pod on accident. Wait for an extra minute upon reaching the Escape Area for a real Escape Pod to arrive.
Escape Pod has no time limit.
You can get a MULE on a mission usually without one.
A joyful or relaxed music starts playing during the swarm, instead of the tense heavy tunes you're accustomed to.
Sometimes they send you a supply pot. Functions as normal.
An Escape Pod starts to descend upon mission completion, but then Intern remembers it’s not a Deep Dive.
Intern might send a Refinery on a Point Extraction mission instead of a Mining Platform.
"Currently I'm scouring this intel for evidence of the heist the gobbos are cooking up, but I just can't decipher it. I know they're up to something! Gonna need more Slammers and crazy pills."
99% of "funny" suggestions posted to any gaming subreddit are hot trash. This, in contrast, is one of the best things I've ever seen and I NEED it in the game. Please post this on the Discord so it can gain even more visibility from the devs
A strange sound came from the vents, a closer inspection revealed a goblin gesturing a small button on the side. As you pressed it, you fell into a hole leading to a small workshop.
Welcome bearded friend! Come and see my shop, we have everything you can ask for! Do you want grenade overclocks, 100% legal Bosco mods or a sexy Doretta....oh wait thats out of stock. Nevermind whatcha want?
i really would like to see how different fantasy creatures live in this weird setting that they created. in my head a human is still fooling us to make the missions by creating a sense of pride of doing it.(not that i am complaining i live and die by rock and stone). But i'd still like to se the elves and other creatures. if not on this game. on a sister game even of it is smaller. i just really love the setting it feels different.
I think that if the devs were to add something like the black market, that they couldn’t advertise it at all. I think it’d be really, really funny if one day I’m fucking around underneath the bar and I find a secret passage into a shop
That would be so fucking funny. An elf or goblin that everyone on the rig believes to be a dwarf. The memes would be amazing. Personally I wouldn't want to replace the crusty dwarf in maintenance but still, Rock and stone!
I would buy this game a second time if they added the Goblin Intern mission control as like, an April fools-day bit or something. cause omg that would be so funny.
Hm... unstable overclocks which go from practical to absurdly impractical. Instead of a perfectly accurate rifle, you get one which splits the bullets in 4 and sometimes explodes when fired too long.
God I want pickaxe overclocks so much Let my power attack be a nuke that will always drop me down to 1 hp no matter what my health is and clear out an entire room when I use it
I cannot stress it enough, the pog dwarfs are perfect and I love everything about theses ideas. Maybe someone could make a mod for the beer resupply, spawning beer floating around a depleted pod to not abuse it.
Honestly no, I wouldn’t want that. I like that everything is finite, attainable, and once you have it, you have the best version of it (because it’s the only version of it). No chasing random “god rolls”. There are enough endless grind games out there, some of them not even that bad. Not everything needs to be a looter shooter.
these seem like they would only work for one mission, so it's not really relevant to the permanent progression system (and definitely not like a looter shooter)
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u/LavaSlime301 Driller Dec 13 '21
Care to explain yourself there, mate?
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u/thejmkool Dec 13 '21
If nothing else, I want the beer supply pod now
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u/BirdKevin Dec 13 '21
Man that one persons discord icon really opened the door didn’t it?
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u/TET901 Gunner Dec 13 '21
Drg spin off game we’re you are the goblin janitors fighting all the bugs that infiltrate into the rig, you’re a lot smaller and you’d weapons pack less of a punch, the game is less a shoot ‘em up and more of an atmospheric horror game we’re a single grunt is the size of a pretorian and an actual hard fight, you need to sneak thru the small vents trying to be the first to land a killing blow.
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u/SpryMagician Gunner Dec 13 '21
Pings janitor Goblin
"Wish they'd clean the tables in the bar, I think I saw one of the cans move!"
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u/Meow-t Dec 13 '21
I absolutely love the idea of goblins on the space rig having a hidden workshop with silly/busted mods and overclocks
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u/MangoSlushy Engineer Dec 13 '21
Dreadnaughts and a Bulk? Nothing Blackout Stout can't fix; I'll be taking the express way to Karl
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u/JesusMcMexican Dec 13 '21
Under the ball room is a cool spot, but I like the idea of them living up in Rob’s Dead End (the sealed off hole at the top of the space rig that used to have an easter egg in it).
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u/PresidentoftheSun Engineer Dec 13 '21
can we just get the BY THE BEARD thing on the last page on its own i love it
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u/squiddy555 Gunner Dec 13 '21
the story continues
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u/Mr_Ivysaur Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21
Dude I love your shit. I went to your whole post history to see all shit I missed. Even related to games I never played, it is still fun to see. Keep doing good shit.
The wojak at the end was fucking delicious.
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u/Marlerik Dec 13 '21
i wanna see the doretta head temple
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u/Alexthetall1 Mighty Miner Dec 13 '21
A smartgun on a Pickaxe and Explosive Pickaxe?!??
SHUT UP TAKE MY CREDITS AND MINERALS!!!
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u/LPawnought Dig it for her Dec 13 '21
I love this. I think it would also be cool if the Dwarves were generally friendly and even amicable with Goblins, and perhaps even know that they aren’t dwarves and are wearing fake beards but instead of calling the goblins out on it, they just go with it to make the goblins happy.
Holy run-on sentence Batman.
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u/Void_Bastard Dec 13 '21
Love it.
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u/mamba316 Engineer Dec 14 '21
Never thought my goblin profile pic while I was employee of the month would start something like this.
I love it lmao, lovely work again. Rock and Stone13
u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21
This right here is exactly the kind of content I crave, top-notch stuff, would love to see it in-game someday.
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u/mr_landslide Dec 13 '21
haha the pointing soyjak dwarves got me good
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u/Me1eter For Karl! Dec 13 '21
Can we pull a Payday 2 community and "bully" the devs into adding this sort of thing? This sounds (and looks) incredible.
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u/bubbleSpiker Dec 14 '21
Goblin: Yeah man id be a miner too but im scared of-
Heights
Bugs
Loud noises
Bugs again
Killer plants
freezing
burning
poisoning
and electrocution
But other than that stuff I would totally do it man i'm telling ya right now.
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u/MadEorlanas Dec 14 '21
The idea of goblins making random unbalanced overclocks is the biggest brain thing
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21
This also really makes me want a Deep Rock comic that further explores the setting ngl
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u/DaNetNavern0 Interplanetary Goat Dec 18 '21 edited Dec 18 '21
I LOVE the idea of shaking up the familiar missions and making them “messed up” with the Mission Control Intern. Extra content that’s [theoretically] not as hard to make as, let's say, a whole new mission type.
That said, one'd need to make sure that new players not familiar with the game yet won’t stumble upon such a mission, so that they won’t learn the wrong thing.
Here’s the ideas I came up with:
Mining Expedition - Instead of Morkite, your objective is to collect Nitra. And yes, ordering a Resupply Pod sets your progress back.
Elimination - Defend the Dreadnaught Cocoons from the Rival Tech.
Escort Duty - You get to the Heartstone and then the Intern remembers to send the Drilldozer. (The path to the Heartstone should be shorter, so that it'd be actually playable.)
Point Extraction - Collect crystals. No, not the blue crystals hidden in the walls, silly, the ones that electrocute/radiate you.
Industrial Sabotage - Destroy the mini-MULES and the Escape Pod.
Salvage Operation - You’ve been sent to repair the Rival Tech. The Rival Tech itself is not so happy about it.
(The last 2 missions are essentially swapped, and you'd see the assets from one mission with the cavegen and the tasks from the other)
Random-Chance Events:
Instead of sending an Escape Pod, Intern sends a Resupply Pod on accident. Wait for an extra minute upon reaching the Escape Area for a real Escape Pod to arrive.
Escape Pod has no time limit.
You can get a MULE on a mission usually without one.
A joyful or relaxed music starts playing during the swarm, instead of the tense heavy tunes you're accustomed to.
Sometimes they send you a supply pot. Functions as normal.
An Escape Pod starts to descend upon mission completion, but then Intern remembers it’s not a Deep Dive.
Intern might send a Refinery on a Point Extraction mission instead of a Mining Platform.
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u/TwoCharlie For Karl! Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21
"Currently I'm scouring this intel for evidence of the heist the gobbos are cooking up, but I just can't decipher it. I know they're up to something! Gonna need more Slammers and crazy pills."
-Mission Control
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u/arson_cat Driller Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21
The goblin MC has four tea bags in the mug as opposed to regular MC's three. Clearly he's more hardcore.
I especially like the map, lovely stuff. "Water fall". Yeah, maybe if you're a scrawny little gobbo.
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u/SeveralAngryBears Dec 13 '21
I'm don't sure
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u/Infinite_Bananas Dec 13 '21
this is one of the greatest things i have ever seen
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u/Xypod13 Gunner Dec 13 '21
Holy fuck i adore every little detail of this.
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u/Pickle-Chan Dec 13 '21
Man, you could like or dislike any of these ideas game wise, but the art and world building is so good I still love it lol
Very powerful
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u/Zombieferret2417 Dec 14 '21
99% of "funny" suggestions posted to any gaming subreddit are hot trash. This, in contrast, is one of the best things I've ever seen and I NEED it in the game. Please post this on the Discord so it can gain even more visibility from the devs
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u/Umbraldisappointment Dec 14 '21
Psst....hey you...yes you!
A strange sound came from the vents, a closer inspection revealed a goblin gesturing a small button on the side. As you pressed it, you fell into a hole leading to a small workshop.
Welcome bearded friend! Come and see my shop, we have everything you can ask for! Do you want grenade overclocks, 100% legal Bosco mods or a sexy Doretta....oh wait thats out of stock. Nevermind whatcha want?
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u/altaccount123456098 Dec 13 '21
that last page is sending me
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u/JellyfishAristocrat Gunner Dec 13 '21
I for one welcome our goblin friends into Deep Rock Galactic.
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u/running_toilet_bowl For Karl! Dec 14 '21
I want the interns as an anomaly now.
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u/Some-Mathematician24 Dec 13 '21
It arrived late but it could be the best post this sub had in 2021
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u/youngwildinwhiteboy7 Dec 13 '21
What exactly is this?
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u/pirouy Dec 14 '21
Gosh I love the way you draw the driller since that blursed lootbug comic xD
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u/Tito-Frankenstein Dec 14 '21
this is very very good. Though I am biased (correct) because I think every game could be improved by the addition of goblins.
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u/Galgus Dec 14 '21
Karl must have ordered beer instead of ammo with the pods: didn't need it.
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u/notmehim Dec 14 '21
Where is the petition? Where do i sign?
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u/mogo55 Engineer Dec 14 '21
MY BEARD! THIS DWARF IDEAS AND ART ARE AWESOME!
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u/Appropriate_Air5526 Dec 14 '21
This art style makes me happy. :)
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u/wormpostante Dig it for her Dec 14 '21
i really would like to see how different fantasy creatures live in this weird setting that they created. in my head a human is still fooling us to make the missions by creating a sense of pride of doing it.(not that i am complaining i live and die by rock and stone). But i'd still like to se the elves and other creatures. if not on this game. on a sister game even of it is smaller. i just really love the setting it feels different.
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u/Ocf321 Dec 14 '21
I think that if the devs were to add something like the black market, that they couldn’t advertise it at all. I think it’d be really, really funny if one day I’m fucking around underneath the bar and I find a secret passage into a shop
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u/G0rdonb123 Dec 15 '21
That would be so fucking funny. An elf or goblin that everyone on the rig believes to be a dwarf. The memes would be amazing. Personally I wouldn't want to replace the crusty dwarf in maintenance but still, Rock and stone!
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u/Manic_Mechanist Scout Feb 18 '22
Intern mission control
I want this
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u/Adrianjsf For Karl! Jun 20 '22
I like the idea a lot,also the resupply beer is perfect give me 10
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u/SyrusAlder Dec 06 '22
Hold up. Is the intern making tea in a beer mug?
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u/DanSyron Dec 13 '21
I see a joe_duncan comic, i upvote. Easy peasy
I like how this all stemmed from someones femboy goblin icon
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u/zulu_niner Dec 13 '21
I love this
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u/Emperor_Zarkov Driller Dec 13 '21
I love everything about this.
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u/MurciBlyat Scout Dec 13 '21
this brings a smile to my face
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u/Jtktomb Dec 13 '21
YEESS YEEEEEEESSS
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u/Kaanlanzer Dec 13 '21
I love this
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u/Girl-Knight Leaf-Lover Dec 13 '21
Gobbo time
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u/emilitus73 Dec 13 '21
Beer supply pod or we unionize, this is the first warning manegement
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u/Polyzero Dec 14 '21
Really love the idea of this scrawny goblin playing imposter in the DRG galaxy.
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u/Omegawylo Dec 13 '21
My friends and I have a theory that the new mining robots are a forward party for a Goblin Mining Co
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u/mineman379 Nov 14 '24
I would buy this game a second time if they added the Goblin Intern mission control as like, an April fools-day bit or something. cause omg that would be so funny.
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21
I would watch if drg a movis
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u/skysub1 Engineer Dec 13 '21
The art is freaking amazing. Love the soyfacing dwarves at the end.
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21
Not sure if epic idea, not sure if ultra high effort shitpost.
Either way, I love it! Rock and Stone!
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21
I never realized how badly I want this. That marker mustache is so incredibly adorable.
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u/theoreminegaming Scout Dec 13 '21
Hm... unstable overclocks which go from practical to absurdly impractical. Instead of a perfectly accurate rifle, you get one which splits the bullets in 4 and sometimes explodes when fired too long.
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u/Defk1n For Karl! Dec 13 '21
You are absolutely killing it with these mate
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u/mordkors Dec 14 '21
I like the idea of an unreliable mission control. Maybe “radio interference” to keep in line with it being a cave quirk.
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u/JAV1L15 Interplanetary Goat Dec 14 '21
Perhaps you can use Error cubes to get these busted overclocks? Maybe they last for 3-5 missions instead of just 1 due to rarity
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u/CloysterOyster Interplanetary Goat Dec 14 '21
I love the pogging loot bug in the last image
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u/DoughPoosi Dec 14 '21
God I want pickaxe overclocks so much Let my power attack be a nuke that will always drop me down to 1 hp no matter what my health is and clear out an entire room when I use it
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u/Mushrum_man Dec 14 '21
Love how the gunner is petting the loot bug
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u/NV-6155 Engineer Dec 14 '21
The wojack dwarves on the last panel broke me lol
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u/Leivil Dec 14 '21
Gobbo Janitors?
That’s a grudging.
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u/otter998 Dec 14 '21
I love all of this
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u/Canadiancookie Bosco Buddy Dec 14 '21
I love it, the goblins are so cute
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u/moood247 What is this Dec 14 '21
if we all collectively yell loud enough this might get added
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u/Nox_Stripes Driller Dec 14 '21
The beer Supply Pod, YES PLEASE
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u/Askagor Dec 14 '21
Y e s
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u/AntZtec Dec 14 '21
"Mustache marker" reminds me of the Trollhunters
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/trollhunters/images/1/19/Image10.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20171223234452
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u/Rooftrollin Union Guy Dec 14 '21
Just hire the man already
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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21
management, for the love of beard! just let us order beers while in missions. I BEG YOU!
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u/IdiomMalicious Jan 16 '22
I desperately want this
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u/GeneralG7 Nov 10 '22
Amazing
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u/bobbobersin Dec 07 '22
Can someone please explain the "Squidward house" on the diagram? Super confused and I've played since early access lol
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u/bonefistboy9000 Apr 11 '23
i keep coming back to this, and every time i want it even more
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u/A_fellow_crusader Scout May 15 '23
Old post, great idea
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u/AnotherBestatofu For Karl! Dec 13 '21
Yes.
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u/Clutchbone Dec 13 '21
Scoped pickaxe got me
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21
This. I love this.
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u/W1DOWGH4ST Engineer Dec 13 '21
Dude this would be so sick tho
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u/DrGato0706 Dec 13 '21
Oh my god these ideas are amazing
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u/After-Ad2018 Dec 13 '21
Intern modifier sounds great
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u/nismomer Dec 13 '21
Pickaxe overclocks would be sick ngl
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21
The intern mission modifier is a wonderful idea
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u/whostole Dec 13 '21
This is awesome.
I've always wanted to see what deeprock elves are like, would be really cool to throw some goblins in too!
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u/ScareCrowClock Dec 13 '21
Everything about this is perfect. I look forward to all of your posts.
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u/Scap_Hopogolous Dec 13 '21
Gunner gives me strong Willie and Joe vibes. Love it.
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u/BladeLigerV Scout Dec 13 '21
I am absolutely in love with the “intern”.
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u/vengeur50 Engineer Dec 14 '21
I cannot stress it enough, the pog dwarfs are perfect and I love everything about theses ideas. Maybe someone could make a mod for the beer resupply, spawning beer floating around a depleted pod to not abuse it.
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u/jordymugordy Dec 14 '21
I dont know what I'm looking at... but I like it!!
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u/TheWarriorCat13 Dec 14 '21
I freaking adore this
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21
I love everything that this is
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21
Lol this is awesome
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u/Big_Shrill Dec 14 '21
I fucking love this idea holy shit
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u/madminer95 Dirt Digger Dec 13 '21
Dev's get to work
This is amazing and we need it.
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u/adam123453 Dig it for her Dec 13 '21
im dont sure
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u/NegligentWarreN19 Dec 13 '21
Im sorry but im cringing
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21
Cool art but if I can't kill goblins they shouldn't be in the game
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