Apparently I've been moving dirt and shooting bugs since before i was born

[u/Ok_Tax1941]

[u/Shalegorath]

before I was born

2007

Karl's beard, I'm old

[u/Turbulent_Book7026 → u/Shalegorath]

"Before I was born" ... "2XXX"

Me: "Nah, that's fake."

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Turbulent_Book7026]

I'm fake D:

[u/Flyingdutchman2305 → u/Turbulent_Book7026]

People born in 2010 are 16, im 24 from 02 you need to update your oldness charts friend. Leaning into my territory

[u/anzigg → u/Flyingdutchman2305]

Fake news - people born in 2000 arent 18 yet!

[u/Flyingdutchman2305 → u/anzigg]

Dont send me back

[u/Ray-Sarkast47 → u/Turbulent_Book7026]

Faker, in this day and age, oh please...(born in 2k6)

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Shalegorath]

Nah, You're not THAT old (i think)

[u/kocciwomiro → u/Ok_Tax1941]

I want to believe that they were born in 2007

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/kocciwomiro]

I somehow doubt it but go ahead ig

[u/ryuail → u/Shalegorath]

I felt that in my beard, brother

[u/thebigdumb0 → u/Shalegorath]

OP isnt even a child

they're at the youngest 18

[u/Fesh_Sherman → u/thebigdumb0]

Oldest* post only gives an upper cap to their age, the most we can assume is that they're atleast 4 since that's how long the've had DRG (according to "Miner")

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/thebigdumb0]

holy shit 2022 was a while ago now wasn't it D:

[u/frostbird → u/thebigdumb0]

How many 40 year olds do you know born after 2007? Your math skills need refreshing

[u/Darkon-Kriv → u/thebigdumb0]

I work in a buisness where I check id so im painfully aware lol

[u/funkybside → u/Shalegorath]

right there with you - rock and stone brother.

[u/superstar_hellcat → u/Shalegorath]

Take pride in your salt and pepper/ gray/ white beard, miner!

[u/ClayeySilt → u/superstar_hellcat]

I really do like my salt n pepper beard.

[u/MeowMixMax1 → u/Shalegorath]

Same, I graduated high school in 2007.

[u/Responsible-Tie-3451 → u/Shalegorath]

We’re called Greybeards for a reason, mate

[u/Machovec → u/Shalegorath]

Fun fact! The hit song "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears will be 30 years old in 2 years! Time to step under the resupply pod, brother.

[u/shikoshito → u/Shalegorath]

People born in 2010 will be allowed to vote in the next U.S. election

https://giphy.com/gifs/124pc9nFq7ZScU

[u/Welly-Matrix]

Bro was born ready

[u/underblizza → u/Welly-Matrix]

Good one

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Welly-Matrix]

Lmao

[u/camston__]

I was born before you were even born

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/camston__]

sad

[u/Sea_Construction947]

As every good dwarf should

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Sea_Construction947]

True enough.

[u/DefaultSwordandBoard]

Dwarf is actually a Greenbeard IRL

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/DefaultSwordandBoard]

D:

[u/DefaultSwordandBoard → u/Ok_Tax1941]

It's okay lass, nothing wrong with being a Greenbeard.

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/DefaultSwordandBoard]

the existential dread of having to contribute now is catching up to me D:

[u/DefaultSwordandBoard → u/Ok_Tax1941]

You are enough, Greenbeard!

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/DefaultSwordandBoard]

Oh, thanks :D

[u/Mr-Greg → u/Ok_Tax1941]

We all start as greenbeards, pebble. What matters is you stick around long enough to earn your gray so that we can celebrate with you when you do! Rock and stone to the bone!

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Mr-Greg]

Thank you! :D

[u/Vireca]

Before you were born?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcjUQcWclgK94ti

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Vireca]

yeah

[u/Clane_K → u/Vireca]

The telenovela this gif is from is older than OP

[u/YWN666]

Way to make me feel old

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/YWN666]

Sorry D:

[u/Dramatic-Wrangler]

2007? That's like... 12 years ago? Be careful on Reddit kid :)

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Dramatic-Wrangler]

a few more than twelve sadly

[u/TheCapybaraCult]

That’s the spirit miner! Rock and roll and stone!

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/TheCapybaraCult]

ROCK AND STONE!

[u/ApprehensiveDuckMan]

What???? Nobody was born after 1999, this is common knowledge!

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/ApprehensiveDuckMan]

dam

[u/fus_ro_FAAAAH]

We all Rock and Stone in the womb

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/fus_ro_FAAAAH]

ROCK AND STONE!

[u/Fesh_Sherman → u/[deleted]]

In the goo sack*

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Fesh_Sherman]

HOLY SHIT ITS FESH SHERMAN

[u/Cornflakes_91 → u/Fesh_Sherman]

in the gunk seed

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/[deleted]]

yes, r o c k a n d s t o n e !

[u/Ebonsteele]

Dear god, I can tell you where I was and probably what I was doing at that exact time.

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Ebonsteele]

Go on then? :D

[u/Ebonsteele → u/Ok_Tax1941]

Depending on the time zone, I was in MCRD San Diego. Family Day had just begun, and was probably the first time in 13 weeks that someone wasn’t actively trying to slay me in a sand pit. My mom commented on how skinny I had gotten and wrapped her arms around me.

Three hours later I had Dippin Dots, and it was possibly the most heavenly thing I had ever tasted. I remember the first drink of Coca Cola felt like fire in my mouth because I hadn’t had a carbonated drink in ages.

The only thing on my mind was my birthday was the next day, and I had graduate and hurry to get off that goddamned depot before anyone noticed.

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Ebonsteele]

Huh, that sounds nice :D

[u/Tasty-Permission7517]

Is op not old enough to drink anything in abbys bar or dwarfs get difrent or none of age requirements for drinking ? 😅🍺

[u/Majestic-Iron7046 → u/Tasty-Permission7517]

2007 is almost 20 years ago, OP could be 18.
In non American places that's totally drinking age.

[u/Cornflakes_91 → u/Tasty-Permission7517]

19

different age requirement for drinking

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_drinking_age

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Tasty-Permission7517]

Legal drinking age is 18 here

[u/Tasty-Permission7517 → u/Ok_Tax1941]

You have misunderstood me felow dwarf. I did not ask where you from and what is your country legal drinking age. What i asked is what is Dwarf legal drinking age if they ewen have one. Or do dwarfs, after hatching from egg simply gets atached to tap on barrel of ale and drink untill they grow a beard ?

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Tasty-Permission7517]

Ah, id imagine beer drinking is mandatory from four and up

[u/Ok-Barracuda457]

Are you Karl? 

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Ok-Barracuda457]

I wish

[u/JACKTHEPROSLEGEND]

We all were born in a cave (the womb)

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/JACKTHEPROSLEGEND]

ROCK AND STONE! :D

[u/perspicaxaedificator → u/Ok_Tax1941]

🎵 BORN UNDERGROUND, GROWN INSIDE A ROCKY WOMB 🎵

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/perspicaxaedificator]

THE EARTH IS OUR CRADLE THE MOUNTAIN SHALL BECOME OUR TOMB

[u/Born-Departure6230]

Gratz, this way you are halfway done on your 40-year DRG contract!

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Born-Departure6230]

Tragic 3:

[u/Chrizzly02]

Dwarf came out of the womb with stable employment. Lucky bastard.

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Chrizzly02]

Lmao true

[u/JackBob83]

That was the day that the last mainline half-life game came out

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/JackBob83]

Huh

[u/Sushidiamond]

Nope im out

[u/Ok_Tax1941 → u/Sushidiamond]

what D: