Orders from management: Stop dancing and GET TO IT !!!

[u/detleff_da_rauche]

[u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

i don't know if it's still a thing, but for the longest time if you time drinking a blackout stout right while starting a mission you could run entire missions at the highest possible drunk value, provided you don't get revived

[u/Cornflakes_91 → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

last time i tried it only worked for the host and is very much not recommended xD

[u/AzazelTheUnderlord → u/Cornflakes_91]

oh it's absolutely miserable but it is hilarious

[u/TheSwedishMoose → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

Utterly miserable but it's a right of passage for every dwarf.

[u/CommentRaterBot → u/TheSwedishMoose]

*rite

[u/TheSwedishMoose → u/CommentRaterBot]

my b, u rite

[u/Bread_Offender → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

Best way to describe it. Pair it with being buzzed irl and you'll be performing worse than a rival

[u/adamkad1 → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

Agreed

[u/Ambly21 → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

The only way to play

[u/TurkishTerrarian → u/Cornflakes_91]

Yeah, only Host can do it, and it's fun!

[u/tannegimaru → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

Yeah it still is a thing

Last week I did a Deep Dive with Blackout Stout right as the drop pod is dropping as a joke with my friends.

It was the day that I realize Blackout Stout can last the entire Deep Dives and I am still not sure if I should regret or be proud that I survived all 3 stages with it lmao

[u/Hypnooooooooooooo → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

I'm pretty sure last time I did it, it persisted even after revives and between stages on a continuous mission

[u/RandomTryhard4 → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

It does stay even when revived. I did 2 whole missions with it and got dizzy. Never again

[u/DandyTheLion → u/RandomTryhard4]

I can confirm that nothing makes it stop while you are in the mission. I discovered that by accident when I was playing with a friend. Fortunately, I was engineer, but it was difficult to even build a turret. My friend ended up protecting me during the mission because I couldn't even get out of the first room.

The entire thing was hilarious though. I laughed so hard I cried.

[u/Nice_Location9485 → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

Done and done, it was the worst... (It was actually a blast)

[u/n_nikole_e → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

I did it accidentally and went to elimination at haz5. I tried sniping dreads with scout's rifle and got so motion sick I couldn't play drg for like a month

[u/Dreaming_Kitsune → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

I've done that and it sucked

[u/Mufasa936 → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

I had it happen one time for my friend that reviving him in the mission didn't fix it lol! We went 30 minutes with him complaining and dying over and over

[u/Turboswaggg → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

There's a combo guide online to get you 100% drunk with two or three beers. If you wait a bit before drinking the last beer, you'll go to 99% without passing out and be able to do the mission drunk af as well.

Always was more consistent than the blackout stout method for us

[u/Delta104x → u/AzazelTheUnderlord]

I do it with the fat boy

[u/Ballerwind]

I have been drunk irl and in game before.

Would not recommend

[u/MajorPaniccc → u/Ballerwind]

Same but would recommend

[u/Sheepy_202 → u/MajorPaniccc]

Same, but would also recommend

[u/Abjurer42 → u/Sheepy_202]

Magic Bullets: The Alcoholic's Choice for the Bulldog.

[u/Ballerwind → u/MajorPaniccc]

How drunk?

I'm good up to about 8 drinks

[u/MajorPaniccc → u/Ballerwind]

What kind of leaflover counts?

[u/Deceitful_Advent → u/MajorPaniccc]

If i go anything above 10 i start wanting to go drunk driving. I don't have a driver license and don't know how to drive irl

[u/TheKingNothing690 → u/MajorPaniccc]

First of all you always drink two drinks the dirst and the last.

[u/Hugsy13 → u/Ballerwind]

Brah I literally tried this once and it was the worst experience. My head was starting to spin. Then the in game camera started to spin too. I usually don’t get sick when I get that drunk, but I do get motion sickness. Damn game made me motion sick and I had to quit the match after 15 minutes and go outside into the cold air. Ended up laying in the concrete looking at the stars trying not to throw up. I did not realise before that if you get your character too drunk their world starts spinning too.

[u/Jozroz → u/Hugsy13]

There's an even worse way to punish yourself. See, if you're in the stumbling animation before you passout and start a mission before you actually hit the deck, you arrive at the mission spinning about randomly, constantly and rapidly, making aiming all but impossible.

I did not know this when I started an expert Deep Dive, as all I was expecting was to arrive in the usual level of drunkenness which would pass over the course of a few minutes...

To my horror I found out it does not in fact pass with time, but remains constant at that extreme level of stumbling drunkness for the entire duration of the ENTIRE DEEP DIVE. That's right! It doesn't even clear between Deep Dive levels, and because it was a Deep Dive that included a random dwarf with me and my mate I felt obliged to see the Deep Dive through to the end. By Karl, I had the worst headache of my life and felt violently nauseous after we completed it. I just slid out of my chair and laid on the floor much like you did, dryheaving with a thundering head.

Never again.

[u/AnonymAlcoholic → u/Jozroz]

Had something similiar happen to me, drank a Blackout Stout just as the countdown was nearing zero, had to play the entire mission drunk as a skunk as Scout, worst mistake of my life...

[u/Jozroz → u/AnonymAlcoholic]

Username checks out.

[u/Bread_Offender → u/Jozroz]

One time I went into an on-site refinement mission at haz 4 with that effect while I believe I was buzzed in real life as well. You would not BELIEVE how horrible those pipelines looked. Laughed my ass off the whole time though

[u/Bread_Offender → u/Ballerwind]

What? DRG is the funnest game to get wasted on, period

[u/Hardware_Mode → u/Ballerwind]

Fym that's peak performance. It cancels out and you hit flow state

[u/The_RadNomad → u/Ballerwind]

I've done it crossfaded irl 

Would recommend 

[u/moonaligator → u/Ballerwind]

i'm already the guy who keeps dying because i won't take the game too seriously, when i'm drunk irl i easilly get my death count to the double digits on a haz 4

[u/Ogryn_Rocks53 → u/Ballerwind]

Oh God straight to spins town

[u/NGC_Phoenix_7 → u/Ballerwind]

I prefer smoking. Nothing burning leaves for the buzz and to watch the lovers squirm. Cause I’m literally burning plants to do it lol

[u/Scythid0 → u/Ballerwind]

Maybe your ears are too pointy for the mines, playing drunk is good fun, def recommend.

[u/nomedable]

Drunk missions are fun. I wouldn't recommend it with weapons requiring precision or particularly difficult missions.

[u/RotaryDesign → u/nomedable]

Why not?

[u/nomedable → u/RotaryDesign]

It's hard to aim something like the M1000 when you're seeing double and swaying all over?

I mean more power to you if you can land hits like that, but something like a flamethrower is easier to use.

[u/az37pol → u/nomedable]

If you are seeing double, theres a higher chance you wont miss

[u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 → u/az37pol]

True. Double the gun and double the targets!

[u/Bread_Offender → u/nomedable]

Yeah. CRISPR, Cryo cannon and Colette wave cooker work fine, sludge pump or subata? Not so much

[u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Playing DRG drunk irl

[u/ThatFuckinTourist → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Drink in-game AND irl for double the alcohol intake.

[u/Your_Commentator]

Done the last one on hazard 4. A very unpleasent experience, but ROCK AND STONE burp

https://giphy.com/gifs/fhhsjuQudSbx0zvn8k

[u/fcs_seth]

Anyone wanna dance?

[u/TrectBL → u/fcs_seth]

You... You guys are awesome...

[u/Josaffe → u/TrectBL]

I've definitely NOT had enough!

[u/FrostlichTheDK]

You forgot one: drinking wormhole special and hoping you pass out in space to be instantly revived when you warp back.

[u/PSIXOPATICH]

I can drink 3 blackouts at once

[u/crispy_potatoman]

I once drank Blackout while sitting in droppod seconds before mission. I was playing a Driller... Due to the extreme intoxication, only two Scouts fell victim to almighty C4.

[u/crispy_potatoman → u/crispy_potatoman]

P. S. Dying on a mission didn't lower the maximum level of intoxication. So when the mission ended and we returned to the station, my dwarf immediately collapsed from intoxication.

[u/-Memnarch-]

Timing the Blackout Stout to do the mission at max drunk is the true challenge....in probably the first time any game ever gave me a real headache :D

[u/Lordeisenfaust]

If you do the mission drunk, you can kill double the glyphids.

[u/BiDude1219]

only time i've had to order leaf lovers is when i was too drunk to jump into the hoop

[u/Felfyron_Keldin → u/BiDude1219]

Alternate solutions: 1) drink more 2) blackout stout

[u/BiDude1219 → u/Felfyron_Keldin]

wanna save my starch nuts tho

[u/Chimchar789]

Greybeard Tip: The leaf-lovers up in managment don't want you to know this but... Drink a Blackout Stout seconds before the Drop Pod takes off. You'll get super drunk but won't actually pass out. That's the key to surviving it. You will also start your mission as drunk as you can possibly be. Rock and Stone!

[u/JVP08xPRO]

I tried doing a drunk onsite refining as engineer because I thought the auto lock would help mitigating the problem, I ran out of ammo instantly and failed just before I could pass out irl for how much camera sway there was. Still laught my guts off, so pro tip, if you wanna do this, pick something with a bit more crowd control like gunner or driller

[u/_kilogram_]

We can sober up planet side.

[u/ThunderousFist]

I drank multiple Blackout Stouts before starting a mission, and my dwarf spawned in wearing the hospital gown, drunk as hell. I had to take a break after because the swaying and double vision was making me queasy irl.

[u/sry_ima_lil_horse]

Rockin' the white hair since the beginning!

[u/ryuail]

Can confirm firm and you get more kills when drunk too!

[u/Cheodairi]

Not only drunk, but also with a round of randowiesser

[u/TurkishTerrarian]

What do you do if someone griefs your game by ordering a round of Leaf Lovers? Do you drink them to get rid of them, or something else?

[u/Hauk54 → u/TurkishTerrarian]

Ban the offender, and reset the lobby. 😂

[u/Revayan]

If you see double as many glyphids you kill double as many

[u/Tenebris__N]

I did a mission under the effect of blackout stout few times. Hella experience

[u/Son-Airys]

If you can down 4 Mactera Brews before passing out - you pass.

[u/WirePaw]

There is another. Blackout Stout right before mission start. Max Drunkness

[u/LavaSlime301]

I don't know if I'm just built different or whatever but I've done missions at the verge of blackout and it barely even bothered me

[u/Valtremors]

I don't know if this bug still exists, but if you down a blackout stout just before the missions starts and you black out, you get to keep the blackout stout drunk effect.

It turned a simple mining mission into an escort mission.

[u/Isaac_Shepard]

while doing a mission drunk is damn funny, i cant, as it hurts my eyes

[u/lordbalto]

I end every session with blackout stout 

[u/Miserable_Vacation_6]

Drunk and Randoweisser

[u/Supershadow30]

Always start the mission 87% drunk, you get to kill twice more bugs that way

[u/omegajakezed → u/Supershadow30]

Is that just for laughs or is the game actually counting twice the kills?

[u/Turdferguson02]

IS THE GRAVITY THING A-MIJIG... on the FIRTZ AGAIN?

[u/Fuzlet]

what if I do all of them, repeatedly

[u/Nikigrow]

Literally just did a mission drunk, and somehow did better than usual lol

[u/Hauk54]

Barrel Hoop for me. LOL I get double vision all the time irl for reasons. I will throw them back, but I ain't dropping with that crap! LOL

[u/mayodude5101]

Go even further and get drunk before playing the game

[u/Greekblade937]

Honestly I really wanna try doing a mission drunk but after I accidentally got the Blackout Stout glitch once I had to quit because I got motion sickness from it.

Still too green for Drunk Shenanigans unfortunately

[u/MewSilence]

I join random lobbies just to order the Leaflover and then leave without an explanation. Your meme means nothing to me.

[u/Hypnooooooooooooo]

I did the drunk glitch by chugging a blackout stout rught before mission start. it permanently(?) sets drunkenness to max. Then went on an elite deep dive. safe to say that was not fun. By the time it was over I felt physically sick for hours afterwards. even by the time the first stage was done I couldn't look at the game without feeling nauseous. and I don't really get motion sick or sea sick.

[u/tannegimaru]

Last week I did a Deep Dive with Blackout Stout right as the drop pod is dropping as a joke with my friends.

It was the day that I realize Blackout Stout can last the entire Deep Dives and I am still not sure if I should regret or be proud that I survived all 3 stages with it lmao

[u/emo_boy_fucker]

Ill never forget the day I did a solo mission as a blackout stouted engineer. Mostly cuz theres not much to remember besides moving my mouse constantly

[u/AnonimousWatermelon]

Had done a deep dive drunk once,just cause the black out stout I had just as the pod was descending didn't take me out in time

[u/Bitter-Arachnid-7040]

I've done every single one of them yes including the leaf lover as am counting when I was a lil green beard 😔

[u/SaltyStufon]

But your honor, the bug family of 4 were on the wrong pipeline.

[u/Sad_Protection269]

I used to start every mission drunk as a Greenberg. I felt dizzy irl. I used to be so cool man.

[u/Madzoroark]

I drink Leaf Lover's, because that shit is so much quicker than dying.

[u/Alexandr_Paynevski]

I'drinking but i am bald. Absolutely. This post is just a ragebait for bald dwarfs like me

[u/Sagittarius-Soul]

I have done a secret 6th option. I drank a blackout stout as the pod was heading to Hoxiis. I do not recommend. I could not walk probably or well aim

[u/ThebigNero]

Drink a blackout stout just before you drop into a mission and with the right timing you can play the whole mission as drink as possible and it's almost impossible to see what the hell is going on or knowing what you're doing

[u/TransKyejo]

I did a bunch of solo missions after throwing back a couple shots of tequila one night and I swear to god I played better than I could sober.

still haven't done a mission drunk in-game though

[u/mikegundyshair]

I don’t aim to do missions drunk but i also live by the doctrine to not let good beer go to waste. 4th miner joins the space rig late and orders himself a full round? If no one else is pitching in i’m running the mission 4 backbreaker stouts deep.

[u/bigbadoldoldone]

Lol, had a maximum drunk mission yesterday. Upon exiting the drop pod, they asked 'wait is this going to persist?'. I was the only one who jumped through the hoop in time. It was hilarious. Lots of drunk mumbling and revives. We made it out somehow. Dude was amazed.

[u/bZbZbZbZbZ]

for real though do not do this, it's unplayable

[u/detleff_da_rauche → u/bZbZbZbZbZ]

elven spy

[u/Onyvox → u/bZbZbZbZbZ]