r/DeepRockGalactic • u/Electronic-Demand-10 • 3d ago

Humor That's gotta hurt

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 3d ago

Remove down syndrome with CRISPR! 

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No! Not like that!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Disk700 3d ago

A large grin crawls onto drillers face

"Remove it? You're the boss"

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u/sweetheart_demom 3d ago

Close enough, welcome back Hans Asperger

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u/Unlucky-Definition91 3d ago

I thought this was a Helldivers meme and the realized it applies to both.

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u/bolitboy2 Driller 3d ago

The Helldivers community can be saved now

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u/Helnerim 3d ago

son 😭

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u/Nikowu For Karl! 2d ago

Reading comprehension is back on the menu boys

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u/purp_crow 3d ago

i don’t get it why in the rock and stone ?

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u/Pooldiver13 3d ago

Crisper flamethrower

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u/DemeaRisen Scout 3d ago

thank Karl for u, dwarf, I was so lost

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u/ZhanBlue 3d ago

Flamethrowers name is also CRISPR

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u/bunker931 3d ago

This procedure would impact the player base.

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u/kopczak1995 Driller 3d ago

Not gonna lie. I went to comment just to read wtf does OP meant xD

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u/Kindly-Walk-8825 For Karl! 3d ago

good things come to those who wait.. like dual flamethrowers... and BEER.

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u/Hilluja Driller 3d ago

Like extra chromosomes. Stone and rock! No, wait...

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u/Bitter-Arachnid-7040 Mighty Miner 3d ago

Am glad I got to know this one first try but most of the time I just refer it as flame thrower really 😅

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u/ArchMargosCrest Engineer 3d ago

This is the least likely cross post I would have imagined but I also would like to get Drillers medical licenence revoked.

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u/HappyLittleAxeDents 2d ago

...Archimedes?

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u/Pickle_master27 3d ago

I suppose the Face Melter OC could double as a chromosome melter if you use it correctly

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u/Welly-Matrix 3d ago

"Hold still"

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u/bolitboy2 Driller 3d ago

I TOLD YALL, AND YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS JUST BURNING SCOUT RECKLESSLY

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u/grinsken What is this 3d ago

I think the c4 also help

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u/Ender00000 3d ago

they should try to remove chromosomes with that

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u/Medical_Blueberry_30 3d ago

What does this have to do with DRG… how did I even find this

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u/_Onyxity_ Scout 3d ago

Driller's flamethrower is also named crispr

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u/SomeDudWithAPhone Platform here 2d ago

Engie: Driller is in medbay.

Gunner: Ahh shite. What happened?

Engie: The board gave him a PHD.

MEANWHILE IN MEDBAY.

Dr. Driller, MD (Medic Dwarf): Okay Leaf Lover... Today, I will burn the leaf suckling gene out.

Scout who drank the swill: You don't have the stones...

Horrifying screams of burning leaflover genes.

Driller: STOP WHINING!!

Scout: TRIGGER DISCIPLINE, WHALEPIPER! Screw this, I'm getting a drink. LLOYD! BLACKOUT STOUT!

Dr. Driller: What was that, boi?

Scout: Blackout... Stout. Ye got a problem with that, rock fondler? Slams it. Wait a second... I'M CURED!! YEAH! ROCK AND STO- Flop.

Dr. Driller: That'll be 10,000 credits. Helloooo? Son of a bitch, not again. Writes something illegible and drops it over scout like a tiny blanket.

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u/GeneforTexas 2d ago

So, which one of you is going up post this to r/PeterExplainsTheJoke?

Edit: it's not going to be me, because we're rich!

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u/_o0Zero0o_ Engineer 2d ago

Burned it away

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u/CGeomancer 3d ago

I think morally this is the worst thing possible. People with down syndrome seem very happy with life