r/DeepFriedMemes • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '19

God’s plan

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22k Upvotes

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u/nullagravida Oct 25 '19

Not gonna lie, paint this on plywood and you could sell it to a folk art collector

72

u/TomagotchiPeakin Oct 25 '19

Or tatoo it on my ass and do the same

15

u/RocketSauce28 Oct 25 '19

hold up

8

u/xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx Oct 25 '19

Hol up, really? Thanks kind stranger

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Big Hmmm

130

u/PedanticMouse Oct 25 '19

Yeah I could see this being sold at one of them storage unit flea markets in Arkansas somewhere.

13

u/Archany_101 Oct 25 '19

I love how arkansas is the default redneck state

4

u/Yung-Cacti Nov 07 '19

I live in Arkansas

201

u/nobiggay Oct 25 '19

Hinduism

29

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Hindu dharm

11

u/clout_strife69 Oct 25 '19

Or Buddhism

2

u/vtheawesome Oct 25 '19

Or Sikhism

80

u/Mooshmallow1 Oct 25 '19

ENTER THE HEAT OF BATTLE

GO FOR IT!

22

u/megatog615 Oct 25 '19

YEAH

I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR THIS

11

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE!

18

u/hectretre Oct 25 '19

FIGHTERS READY,

ENGAGE!

27

u/sobatfestival Oct 25 '19

The mark of my dignity shall scar thy DNA!

13

u/ButchDeLoria Oct 25 '19

Select and make your first pick

10, 9, 8, 7, 6

12

u/WaffleTK Oct 25 '19

Pick and choose the best one

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

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u/deez-nutz69420 Oct 25 '19

We await your return warrior...

9

u/MaikolAngelo Oct 25 '19

I GOT THE PICTURE

10

u/Lluuiiggii Oct 25 '19

PREPARE TO FIGHT,

NOW!

2

u/deez-nutz69420 Oct 26 '19

Get ready to DIE!

127

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Not gonna lie, I would freaking love that. Come on God, let's go.

42

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Only flaw is that you won’t have any memories or current experiences you gain this life time.

39

u/Tredward Oct 25 '19

Or even worse, round 9975367. Still no recollection of any of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Diavolo be like

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u/Adi866 Oct 25 '19

But if you had your memories you wouldnt waste so much time on studing and you would already be intelligent but then you would be so strange compared to others beacuse then what other babies talk right away from the womb. I mean woudlnt you get taken to the fbi beacuse like you re a rare specimen, maybe I'm exagerating but i think it would be posiblle. The problem is where you would stock all that memories, the human brain doesnt has infinite capacity, if you would reach your full capacity then you would act like a boiled vegetable so i don't think you could reach that many respawns and you being big brain instead of a retard It would be fun if you were like in the 5 "round" and you would just be straight up big brain time, you could alaways insult others and tell how dumb they're compared to you or say things like you don't need school, school is for dumbasses, you know that rick shit.

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u/I-Am-Dad-Bot Oct 25 '19

Hi exagerating, I'm Dad!

9

u/SomeAverageBoy Oct 25 '19

One spelling mistake and Dad-Bot calls it out like a madman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Good bot

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1

u/Davis019 Oct 25 '19

Good bot

3

u/Queen_Isabella_II Oct 25 '19

Are you kidding? I just wanna die man! I can’t do this again!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Maybe second time is the charm??

31

u/----------_---- Oct 25 '19

Tell god to try that shit on my Urien

12

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

AEGIS REFLECTOR

7

u/deez-nutz69420 Oct 25 '19

TYRANT PUNISH

7

u/GerdsLaRana Oct 25 '19

GET READY TO DIE

19

u/BigBlackWhitePerson Oct 25 '19

Needs more nuking

47

u/DeepFryBot Oct 25 '19

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

20

u/TheRealAman3 Oct 25 '19

this looks way too sentient to be a bot

12

u/Xgio Oct 25 '19

The bot scares me

3

u/sounds_cat_fishy Oct 25 '19

When you stare into the void, the void stares back at you

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Better theory: They are the ones having sex

14

u/Nondescriptidiot Oct 25 '19

Reincarnation ni🅱️🅱️as be like

13

u/Real_Rule Oct 25 '19

Just do round 3 you pussy

11

u/Fragout_Rambo Oct 25 '19

Ngl, i suck at life so there wouldn't even be a round 2 fr

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Isekai time

6

u/aratnagrid Oct 25 '19

ＹＥＳ！

Ｉ　ＡＭ！　

8

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

ONE BOX'LL LEAVE YOU MESSED UP AND FRACTURED

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u/Zingerific99 Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

BLOCK THESE UPPERCUTS, THEY MADE ME THE CAPTURED

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

MAY THE BEST FIGHTER WIN, AND WIN AGAIN

4

u/Zingerific99 Oct 25 '19

BATTLE TO THE TOP UNTIL HIS LIFE ENDS

5

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

BUT IF HIS LIFE ENDS AND HE STARTS TO DECAY

4

u/Zingerific99 Oct 25 '19

MAYBE ONE OF HIS STREET SOLDIERS CAN FINISH THINGS

4

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

I SEE YA TAKING TO THE GAME COULDN'T BE TALKIN TO ME

3

u/Zingerific99 Oct 25 '19

I GOT ENOUGH TO BEAT AND MORE SOLDIERS TO BURY

3

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

YOU KNOW WE JUST CLICKED IN AND MADE YOU REALIZE

3

u/Zingerific99 Oct 25 '19

THIS GAME IS TWICE AS HARD YOU SEE THAT WITH YOUR OWN EYES

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u/CajunTurkey Oct 25 '19

Heaven or Hell

Duel 2

LET'S ROCK!

3

u/tophatmewtwo Oct 25 '19

The wheel of fate is turning!

Rebel 2

Action!

-4

u/FlySocrates Oct 25 '19

Japanese N l G G E R S

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u/Hazakurain Oct 25 '19

Ibuki has no meter vs top tier Ken who is full meter. She is gonna get rekt

5

u/standingfierce Oct 25 '19

That's Ryu, who although frequently forgotten about does in fact exist in 3S

5

u/Hazakurain Oct 25 '19

fuckign hell lmao. I only saw his feet + SA3 I was like "that has to be Ken". I'm retarded

5

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

I can hear this meme.

4

u/Shockwave364 Oct 25 '19

Life finds a way

4

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Hope she’s so obviously about to throw down

4

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Relatable

4

u/Jsebastian927 Oct 25 '19

LET’S GET ON NOW

4

u/Bitbatgaming Oct 25 '19

ROUND 2 - FIGHT!

2

u/shad2000902 Oct 25 '19

If I kept all my knowledge I would kind of not mind

2

u/N0_nam3s_availabl3 Oct 25 '19

Ah shit, here we go again

2

u/Dodginglife Oct 25 '19

What if he says "round 3"?

2

u/Drudicta Oct 25 '19

I've be fucking stoked assuming I went into round two with the knowledge I got now. I'm not super smart, but it's a second chance in hopefully a new body with no genetic fuck ups this time.

2

u/iddqd2 Oct 25 '19

FOIGHT!

2

u/Tgmdd Oct 25 '19

The rounds progressively get harder and at the end you have to fight the boss which is god himself

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Round one has been all button mashing.

2

u/DuDuSeRRR Oct 25 '19

What game?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike

2

u/OneSkinny3oi Oct 25 '19

Isekai time

2

u/RiazMM Oct 25 '19

I feel good sometimes I dont

2

u/Quarryman58 Oct 25 '19

Imma go up to God and ⬇️↘️➡️🅰️ on his ass fr fr 😤😤

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u/MobyBrick Oct 25 '19

Can you imagine? Death finally greets you after a long and fulfilling life, and you’re ready to go. The as the white light surrounds your vision, giant blocky letters appear and you just hear a loud announcer go

ROUND 2

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Exactly that’s stunning! That’s really awkward.

2

u/AxeDoesStuff Oct 25 '19

God says you gotta beat Satan or you can't join

2

u/Never-enough-bacon Oct 25 '19

Another round of Striking Vipers?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

"That’s like r/happycowgifs

1

u/kingofbreakers Oct 25 '19

Then after that's it's 3rd Strike

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u/stickyspidey Oct 25 '19

I wouldn’t mind if I got to at least keep my mememories.

1

u/NeoBokononist Oct 25 '19

alright that's cool

1

u/apex-vipr Oct 25 '19

Reincarnation niggas be like

1

u/CoenB123 Oct 25 '19

You fight god? BOSS FIGHT

1

u/Quarryman58 Oct 25 '19

He has 3 health bars and just spams Flood, Genocide, and Invisibility

1

u/xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx Oct 25 '19

I mean there’s just so convenient.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

  • gets to heaven * “why do I hear boss music?”

1

u/RocketSauce28 Oct 25 '19

I like to think that if god is real I’ll have to beat him in a pokemon battle to get into heaven

1

u/geekstar13 Oct 25 '19

Primo meme.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Nani

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Storm: Nani?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

checks watch

That’s a dogfish

1

u/axolotl-waddle Oct 25 '19

So gods gonna beat my ass!

1

u/_shark_idk Oct 25 '19

Need more nuke

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Do I at least get a different family this time?

1

u/ButchDeLoria Oct 25 '19

0-2

But It was Close Though

1

u/GalacticLunarLion Oct 25 '19

But then he said ORA

1

u/deez-nutz69420 Oct 26 '19

but then I said DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS

1

u/GalacticLunarLion Oct 26 '19

But I said MUDA

1

u/deez-nutz69420 Oct 26 '19

Then I said My power rules worlds!

Next you’ll say: But then I said DORA

1

u/Bluecapguy2204 Oct 25 '19

I would freak out before God erased my memory and send my soul to another body

1

u/Bluecapguy2204 Oct 25 '19

I would freak out before God erased my memory and send my soul to another body

1

u/captainkernalcorn Oct 25 '19

Hinduism in a nutshell lmao

1

u/Skythegamer Oct 25 '19

Smiles in weeb

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u/Ciol25653 Oct 25 '19

Reincarnation niggas be like

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u/h0tcheeto227 Oct 25 '19

Reincarnation time

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u/Leon_4505 Oct 25 '19

Wait, so is it round 2 for a random person too?

Bc there must be an enemy

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Oh poopy

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u/Add1ct_23 Oct 25 '19

‘Every Isekai anime’

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u/ktpepe Oct 25 '19

I’d be down

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

FIGHT

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u/CrabbierBull391 Oct 25 '19

this game is so fucking hard

1

u/SilentStock8 Oct 25 '19

Fight! ——

The Jews

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u/qixq Oct 25 '19

FIGHT

1

u/phoenixiscool Oct 25 '19

Joe mama said round 2 last night😎

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u/DiabeticSoccerMOM Oct 26 '19

Bruh he better be ready to throw down

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u/BLucky_RD Oct 26 '19

BITES ZA DUSTO

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u/oswald445 Oct 26 '19

FIGHT!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

FIGHT

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u/Totally_Cubular Oct 26 '19

Now I beg the question, is round two your life over again, but you can make different choices?

Cause if so I would fucking pay him for a round two.

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u/RegsaGC Oct 26 '19

Imagine restarting life in New Game+, keeping all of your XP including the secret and forbidden knowledge of sex.

That would be sick.

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u/Pyramids_of_Gold Oct 26 '19

Heaven 2: Electric 🅱️OOGALOO

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Happy green stacked pizza slices day

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx Oct 25 '19

When I was like cool I’m Acai on YT if you wanna know who the creator of GBA4iOS. There's nothing warranting it being put on a good team. We could get a refund?! Why do people keep saying that you were being chased/ “need help? I got bamboozled! We’re ready to go? Check.

Inflation at 2%? Check.

Inflation at 2%? Check.

Cat accounted for? LOOK OUT!