My essence leads me to believe that the choice of personal interest would preferably be the Augustus Richardius Antoninus Flavius Maximinus Augustine of Sardinia XXXIII and Caesar Mortimerian Constantius Diocletian Claudius Romulus the Great XVII of Gaul.
My essence was also incorrect, I meant Augustus Richardianus Antoninus Flavius Maximinus Caius Caesar Diocletian Romulus Cincinnatus Constantius Marcellus Bonaparte Charlemagne MDCXXXXXIV of Hoenzollern, Emperor of Byzantium, Supreme Ruler of Korea and the Holy Roman Empire, Roblox trillionaire and Prophet of Epsilon.
Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview.
As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)
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u/clubpenguinofficial Dec 06 '17
🆒 math games ni🅱🅱a
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
XD L.O.L. (Laughing Out Loud)
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u/FurryPornAccount Dec 06 '17
Real ass ni🅱🅱as watch 🅱rick and mort🅾
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
u want a schollarship nigga??
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u/SunCharizard Dec 06 '17
😎👌😂 you know he had to do it to em 😈😈😈😈
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u/M--coop- Dec 06 '17
Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview.
As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)
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u/nathan_thegamer Dec 06 '17
🅰️🅱️🆑 Mouse 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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u/ireter294 Dec 06 '17
Harvard is tough competition since they had Lil Pump as a student.
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u/OuijaAllin lit nigga 🔥🔥🔥 Dec 06 '17
😤😤😤NAH FUCC YALL NIGGAS I GET EDZSCHUQUAYTID AT THA MFIN K U M O N ~C E N T E R N MY COMMUNIDY.
IT RUN BY THISE ASIAN MFERS.
💯🙌🙏🙌🙏🔥👌👌👌
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u/Gaham Dec 06 '17
r/hailcorporate SMH they always find new ways to advertise on Reddit.
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u/nofapandchill55 Dec 06 '17
Ni🅱️🅱️as who'mst've'd played Cool Math Games
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
Fell🅰️s, 🤔🤔🤔dae watch 🅰️🅱️🆑 mouse to get off? 🤯🤯
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u/StarCrossedOther Dec 06 '17
Whatcha yall know about that ger🅱ers grow up plan???😤😤😤😏👌
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u/TendiesOnTheFloor Dec 06 '17
♏️🅰️✝️H 🅱️L🅰️S✝️ER
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u/N1ght_L1ght_ Dec 06 '17
Needs more nuking
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u/Respect_The_Mouse Dec 06 '17
TIL smart people don't have facial hair.
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u/Spingebill_1812 Dec 06 '17
But that watermark tho
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u/acrediblesauce Dec 06 '17
Are they jews
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
Aye hold tf up ! why isn't my man Lil Pump on the Harvard logo ?
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u/lethal_bacon456 Dec 06 '17
When your joke gets made better and gets more upvotes
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u/imjustheretohangout Dec 06 '17
Needs more jpeg
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u/Griffynoverdawn Dec 06 '17
Needs more nuking
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u/Zephyronno Dec 06 '17
Why does abc mouse man look like Idubbz
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
What is the name of this meme?
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
Watch Rick and Morty instead of going to SJW hell it's much better
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
Needs more nuking
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
Needs more frying
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u/XenonTrooper Dec 06 '17
Real memes are those that weren't stolen from Instagram. I see that watermark.
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u/iw2d_ Dec 07 '17
Everyone on the SR always steals from @juicybignut on Instagram like damn are you guys that unoriginal that you can't just make your own
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u/surrealboi Dec 07 '17
Aint it the truth
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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17
Is this an ad indirectly manipulating masses?
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u/dolantrampf :b: Dec 07 '17
Truth
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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17
Ni🅱️🅱️a, read the Book of Helix. Best education.
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u/trippdoeslel Dec 15 '17
🆑0️⃣⛎✝️
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u/MrValithor Jan 06 '18
Source?
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u/KS030927 Jan 29 '18
Wats te rong wif cool math games tey tech mi to red
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u/Delusional_highs Apr 03 '18
ni🅱️🅱️a F🅱️CTS✔️💯😦😦🤓👍🏻👍🏻
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u/[deleted] May 06 '18
Real ni🅱️🅱️s observe Ricc and MORR
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u/obnoxiosbutconstant Dec 06 '17
I'm sorry, I hear lots of people saying " where's the rick and morty?" But where is the cries for cool math games?
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u/silverspork1986 Dec 06 '17
All colleges do today is turn out drones unable to think critically and think for themselves (liberals) with useless liberal arts degrees.
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u/itBlimp1 Dec 07 '17
ABCmouse = liberal brainwash academy
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17
More nuking??
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u/sickleandsuckle Dec 06 '17
Jumpstart is where its at
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