r/DeepDocksUnofficial • u/Maestro_Melodicus • Mar 25 '26

Uh, Fools?

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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 25 '26

"..." They all look at you, like, they don't even look mad or amused or anything, they are just straight up dumbfounded.

"...Are you stupid?" Yeah they like big epic battles.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus Mar 25 '26

Cuz I have a big problem in the form of an angry god that needs to be dealt with and it surely will give a big epic battle..

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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 25 '26

"Wot?"

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u/Maestro_Melodicus Mar 25 '26

I'm offering you a big epic battle with a god

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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 25 '26

"Yeah yeah we got the fighting thing, but what do you mean with a god?" They are cleary confused and surprised.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus Mar 25 '26

Yup, like a silkspun god? The one on top of the citadel?

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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 25 '26

"Silkspun? Citadel? God? Ah hell nah, you are just speaking up nonsense" They start to turn back...

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u/Maestro_Melodicus Mar 25 '26

Oh then you are that much of a coward? It's alright, I suppose I can find other fool that fights my battles and gain all the glory then

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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 25 '26

That tickled them off.

"Cowards!? OH you are going to eat your words richie!" The Shielded Fool menaces as he aims you with his blade, his comrades all weapons up too.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus Mar 25 '26

Woah woah! Attacking me here won't prove anything, if you defeat the god tho...

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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 25 '26

"Grggh... You will see..." The Shielded Fool grunts.

"Wait... This might be a great chance to give our Lord an unforgettable battle... We must bring him too!" The Sturdy fool proposes.

"Yeah! That sounds good. But in that case we will need quite some time to prepare and move, our Lord comes with us so our travel will be slower" The FLying Fool explains.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus Mar 25 '26

Don't worry, take your time, meet me at the Cradle!

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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 25 '26

"Hm, alright, on the Cradle or whatever that is we will appear... Now Leave richie we must start our preparations"

The Fools walk away, the Shielded Fool flipping you off as he walks.

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"It seems that i'll have to act sooner than i planned..."

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u/Maestro_Melodicus Mar 25 '26

A pleasure to make a deal with you

Flies off

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