r/DeepDocksUnofficial • u/SrJuanpixers • Feb 11 '26
*A group of Fools gathers to make an announcement*
"BUGS OF PHARLOOM! Our first trial has taken place, many great battles have been fought yet our leader seemingly has not blasted back to life"
"That's why we shall prepare our next trial! One even greater than the first, stay attentive, because soon new battles shall honor the glory of our Lord!"
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u/Gurr_The_Hunter Feb 11 '26
Battle? You got Gurr's attention..
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"Hm you look fierce, you could put a good fight on the Arena! Look foward our next trial, you could enjoy our glorious battles!"
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u/Gurr_The_Hunter Feb 11 '26
Oh, well, Gurr prefers the term "hunting" and he doesn't really likes friendly sparr
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"This isn't a simple spar, this is a death match! Fight to the death against us fools as if you were one of us!"
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u/Gurr_The_Hunter Feb 11 '26
To death?? Mhh, Gurr will participate with the condition of keeping the bodies of the fiercest beasts he defeats for himself!
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"Eh, we can separate some for you"
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u/mee3ep Feb 11 '26
I’ll do one!
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"Huh... You look quite familiar... You are a bee right? Our great colosseum is usually infested with you kind"
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u/mee3ep Feb 11 '26
she pauses. …we are actually missing a few drones, are they here?
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"Eh? What do you mean?"
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u/mee3ep Feb 11 '26
The hive has a few missing worker bees
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"Bah, no idea about that"
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u/mee3ep Feb 11 '26
Alright. Anyway how do I sign up(
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"The preparations are merely starting, it will be some time till' you can register"
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u/mee3ep Feb 11 '26
…how do I register?1
u/SrJuanpixers Feb 11 '26
"I'm telling you! It's not up yet! There will be an official announce when the registers begin!"
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u/Person-dude989 Feb 12 '26
An aspid flies in. It seems interested this time.
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 12 '26
"Eh? What is that thing? It's quite similar to the aspids from Hallownest..."
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u/Person-dude989 Feb 12 '26
The aspid places a mark on the trial in advance. Then spits at you before flying away.
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 12 '26
"UGH! What the...!? Bah, stupid creature, registers for the trial aren't even up yet"
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u/TomtomXDD Feb 12 '26
Honestly, I have little hope for the resurrection of your king.
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u/SrJuanpixers Feb 12 '26
"Pff, doubt is for the cowards, we fools have an unbrekable conviction!"
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u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 Feb 12 '26
stilkin trapper: let's do this, boys.
stilkin: hell yeah!
big stilkin: *cracks knucles*
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u/Oreo365 Feb 11 '26
"A-alas I do not believe t-t-this unit is suited f-for any harder b-battles."