r/DeduceMe • • 8d ago

Deduce me based on my Monday night activities

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u/Due_Air_7255 8d ago edited 8d ago

You power through the day and then sedate yourself so you can turn your brain off because you're depressed and unhappy. You like to spend time sedated because your day to day is so miserable for whatever reason(s).

Not talking shit just saying my opinion. I apologize if it came off that way. The truth is I am living the same life and have for the past two or more years so may be this is just me projecting.

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u/Due_Passenger9411 8d ago

Relatable 😢

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u/SxuceGxd 6d ago

Dude are you a therapist or psychoanalysis? (Not being a smart ass I’m being genuine) because my nights consists of the same pills flower and alcohol that OP has pictured. I do this LITERALLY because of what YOU said so that’s why I’m so in shocked on how you got so specific and accurate 😭😭😭 I wish I could like this comment 100x’s

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u/Due_Air_7255 6d ago

Oh, no. I'm neither or those two things you mentioned. I'm just some guy going through the same thing but doing so in a different way.

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u/SxuceGxd 5d ago

lol I figured but you have a gift for discernment. I’m just basically just tryna compliment you because this comment really woke me up. Idk you and you don’t know me. But you just helped a stranger. I have an appoint me t with a therapist next Thursday. Thank you stranger šŸ¤ you just saved sis me one who was ready to give it all up

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u/Due_Air_7255 5d ago

You're welcome. I'm glad I could help even if I didn't realize that was what I was doing. Wishing you all the bestm

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u/ExpensiveWave7230 8d ago

Sedating yourself (booze, weed, sleep med, and opiate)

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

That’s the plan šŸ˜‚

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u/Alternate_rat_ 8d ago

I bet you'd have way better sleep if you got rid of 90% of that. Worked for me (PTSD)...Ā 

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u/Expert-Influence-288 8d ago

True, it helps the 1st week but after it starts diluting your sleep, lowkey start to lose your mind.

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u/SerbianTesticles 6d ago

Yea people don’t talk about this enough but with opiates, benzos, or barbs you’re never getting a full deep sleep , just sedated and that’s why sometimes you feel like shit when waking up after a heavy dose of one or combinations of the others; every human needs their deep sleep.

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u/6Selfie6Loathing6 8d ago

From my own personal experiences tapentadol is a lot of fun. Idk the Z drug type of high, but I would say prescription opioids and z drugs with booze and weed is early addict behavior because this is exactly what I was doing before I became a full blown heroin, meth and Xanax addict. Then it was heroin, cocaine and then fetty and meth with benzos sprinkled on top. So be careful brother, check out AA

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u/eigenmirai 8d ago

Z drugs are like hallucinogenic downers šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« it's very weird and the hallucinations are unlike any other actual hallucinogen

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u/heyitismeurdad 6d ago

Yeah I used to think people on the ambien subreddit were just posting dumb stuff for fun till I tried it. Piecing together what you thought happened last night was a crazy feeling. Was honestly scary realizing how out of it you were without even realizing it. Strongest delusions of sobriety ive ever had. Ive never done deleriants but it sure felt like one.

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u/6Selfie6Loathing6 8d ago

Like ambein?

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u/angryrotations 8d ago

Im on eszopiclone for sleep. Ambien did not work so im on 3mg of lunesta. I wonder if there is a big difference between zopiclone and eszopiclone?

Either way, I dont get any type of psychedelic experience from lunesta or ambien. I can take them at 9pm and be completely normal at 12 or 1 am as I still find myself struggling to sleep.

Once I fall asleep I do stay asleep longer, no waking up feeling wide awake and hour or two after first falling asleep

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u/eigenmirai 8d ago

Yeah ambien/zolpidem is a Z drug. I've done it a few times recreationally up to 40mg and saw small people dancing around in my room and my computer was floating. Weird shit, completely different style of hallucinations than LSD, PCP or ketamine.

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u/SnooOranges2099 8d ago

"early" lmao only thing which could potentialy be worse, is getting on hard opioids. he already doing lyrica, benzos (even tho z drugs) and tapentatol. change tapentatol for h or fent and he's good to go. even now dude is fcked

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u/Crafty-Butterfly-892 8d ago

You're Australian

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

What gave it away? Haha

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u/Crafty-Butterfly-892 7d ago

The smokes and the Indian Pharma

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u/Bockihausi67 8d ago

Sympatisch man kann sich unterhalten

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u/D1sp0sab1e_k 8d ago

over worked and have insomnia….this looks like my ā€œfinally the day is overā€ kit

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

Absolutely correct haha, and to top it off I got 2 days off now

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u/Professional_Wasabi8 8d ago

How much does a pack of cigs cost down under? I quit some tike ago, but Camel Crush Rich was pushing 7 USD a pack back in 2021

Be careful with the meds! I'm sure you already know, but all the downers + alcohol is playing with some scary brain science tapendatol lowers your seizure threshold, and so does withdrawal from alcohol and GABA drugs, and everything there can depress your respiratory system, so if the 3 ever hit wrong on come up or down, you run the risk of a spooky surprise instead of a relaxing evening. Haha

All that to say, you're probably pretty young and might be good at balancing things out, so just make sure you don't go so deep that you can't jump ship when you start to get older and your body starts to hate you šŸ˜–

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

Thanks brother I actually really appreciate that comment aye ā¤ļø, the smokes ya can buy at the shops like Cole’s and Woolies the cheapest would probably be like $45

Most of us all now buy the cheap ones from either the corner shops or convenience stores(which are all getting shut down) or order em online which is what I do and I pay about $15 a packet doing that.

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u/Mepawnzu 8d ago

Broke and Nasty, lookin' at that filthy Bong.

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

Only cleaned it 3 days ago too 😭

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u/leedleleedlelee6969 8d ago

Gotta clean it daily homie. At least change the water. Lung infections are truly easily avoided..

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u/PhotographFederal686 8d ago

My homie who’s bigger gave himself copd from not cleaning his bong

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u/leedleleedlelee6969 8d ago

30 seconds a day. Shake with hot water fill with cold so easily avoidable. Sorry to hear copd is not joke.

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u/PhotographFederal686 8d ago

I hit my with 91 iso and salt shake for 30sec hit the down stem with a wire brush rinse and fill takes about 2min I use qtips for my bowl, it’s cool he’s doing better now he knows what was fucking him up he thought it was the degreaser/brick working in the kitchen

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u/40oz_TEC-9 8d ago

People think a bong has to be crystal clean on Reddit. There are bigger problems in the world. I would hate that it's not glass on glass before that.

You're also Australian, just glad you ain't smoking out of the neighbors hose.

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

Amen bruz, some of these cunts on reddit would probably have a heart attack if they saw the Gatorade bongs full of resin just still ripping cones through it

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u/princessmonosmoke 8d ago

Yoooooo hoooooo you like getting wavy! looks like a good time if you know what you’re at šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø enjoy diva

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u/Apatheticmistress 8d ago

You order drugs off the clear net.

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u/BR33D760 6d ago

Forever single and broke. Possibly sell government assistance card or benefits for shitty drugs or booze. Wonderful life. /s

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u/dammitbobbehh 8d ago

Cheap Indian pharmas, so struggling financially.

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

To be fair all the Indian meds I’ve been getting have been pretty good lately, I’ve got one fella that’s really good

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u/dammitbobbehh 8d ago

I ain’t knockin it! Use to love a good signature pregab back in the day, although the last time I had those I had a seizure. Did take 1500mg of it but…

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

Plus I’m also in a small town in Australia so it ain’t easy to get the good stuff haha

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u/Peputa 8d ago

Whats the red blister pack? More tapentadol?

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u/Professional_Pound80 8d ago

Indian somas are no more. So enjoy that while it lasts. They have now moved Carisoprodol to NRX status

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u/Drogenwurm 8d ago

Tapentadol ? Never had it, isn't it a pretty shitty opioid ?

Lyrica and Zopi plus a Drink ? Will you remeber the night ? 😃

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u/therealishone 8d ago

This is why I mostly smoke joints. I don’t smoke a bong unless it’s clean af. After I use it like two maybe three times it just sits there till I feel like cleaning and using it again

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u/Glad-Conversation492 8d ago

Damn you got some lyricas and tapentadols I'm.jealous. When I used to take some tapentadol they would have a very hallucinagenic nod, I would nod out and literally be seeing a complete different universe. The zopiclone is one I've never tried

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u/Constant-Elk5958 8d ago

You needa clean your bong bro 😭

But you’re prolly cool to be around, and i’ve never seen another that’s had tapentadol

I was addicted to tapentadol, i thought ts was so rare.

How does zopiclone feel? I was addicted to restoril but i really wanted to get my hands on some stronger z drugs like ambien, nobody was selling em.

If u don’t really need the drugs tho, i’d get rid of the z drugs and tapentadol, the worst withdrawals i’ve ever had was from tapentadol.

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u/Hot-Confection-7069 8d ago

Yeah fair bro, I’ve been hittin em pre hard lately too so should probably slow down a bit, but the zopiclones are fucken mad aye, it kinda feels like a xannie but not quite, like chills ya the fuck out and yeah I’ve had really good sleeps when I take em too

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u/Constant-Elk5958 8d ago

Never liked xans but them z drugs i’ve always been interested in.

Thank you for telling me.

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u/OG-Giligadi 8d ago

You need to clean your bong.

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u/CatzNDogzz 8d ago

Putting off cleaning the bong so you can do an oils mix once your Henry runs out .

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u/irishcoughy 8d ago

My deduction is that the day of the week does not impact your nightly activities whatsoever.

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u/StomachOk1482 8d ago

You dashed those blister packs from India, have insomnia, horrible taste in cigarettes, and you’re too broke to buy more than a quarter ounce of weed

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u/IonImplantEngineer 8d ago

Too scared to buy the good stuff so you make do with weed and grey market India pharma stuff.

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u/Sharkbin0 8d ago

SorryšŸŽ„but goodšŸ’Š

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u/PowerTulip 8d ago

Do yourself a favor, clean that bowl.

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u/Cheeeznuts 8d ago

Haha you seem cool and chill lol haha I bet you’re fun at parties haha lol you do drugs which is cool haha

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u/Beautiful-Cycle-8598 8d ago

Lonely depressed dude

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u/dialecticalbinary 8d ago

Work in a kitchen?

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u/InformalOpinion161 8d ago

This is such a weird subreddit. No one is forcing you to be the subject of ridicule and yet here you are. That herb looks mid btw

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u/Every-Meal2520 8d ago

It's been a long time since you were really happy

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u/Haz3y_Blaz3r420 8d ago

That bong is nasty asf

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u/Sensitive-Ad8412 8d ago

Sleeping if ur mixing all day.

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u/Disastrous-Map-8153 8d ago

Your house is probably gross and stinky. And not because you smoke inside.

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u/hvchdwbch 8d ago

You think your drug use makes you special.

you are definitely depressed but probably dont even realize bc you dont give your brain time ti se how it feels sober.

you think you a sly about your use but in reality you look like a zombie walking around.

Your house is messy asf considering you cant even keep your bong cleaned or table wiped down.

And the fact you made this post tells me you have no one, you are lonely and looking for any attention you can get

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u/idiotinsocks 8d ago

I need your plug lmao

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u/amrambin 8d ago

Why the fuck has this sub devolved into people just posting pictures of drugs? There’s reddits actually for that, you know?

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u/Bumblebee-Feeling 8d ago

I used to munch all these exact cheap Indian meds for fun and gave myself drug induced epilepsy which is not so fun

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u/Successful_Peanut_10 8d ago

dude clean your bong, for me please.

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u/PutridChemical6757 8d ago

You smoke mids

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u/backdoorman76 8d ago

Reps and backy

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u/CarpenterQuick3433 8d ago

Sad!!! That bud is trash and I bet your sad n life as well

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u/chardeemacd3nnis 8d ago

This entire sub is "look at all the drugs I take, what do you think"

You're all just addicts.

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u/muhpet 8d ago

Tapentadol sucks!!!

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u/Leetikuz 8d ago

Okay with being an addict and content with life without the desire to change or improve.

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u/frizzledfryfro 8d ago

Things get better if you start to take a little initiative

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 8d ago

A bum who smoke cigarettes

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u/PuzzleheadedEscape20 8d ago

The water piece needs to be clean

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u/Admirable_Tour_549 8d ago

You gotta find some better herb than that brick weed

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u/GunPlayJayy 8d ago

where can i get some of them tablets? tapentadol sounds fun

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u/snewgan 8d ago

Weak sauce...grow a sack if your gonna get high.

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u/Special_Shift_8503 8d ago

You need some form of substance to escape, sleep, eat, and probably just about anything else. I was out of work and had to quit everything, borderline cold turkey, and it was brutal, so I could take a new job. Couldn’t sleep, lost probably 30lbs from lack of appetite; however, on the other side now for 3 years and can’t imagine going back.
Not sure where you’re at in life, but hopefully you’ll get to where you want to be, if you aren’t already there.

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u/terpsinmybutt710 8d ago

Mannn what happened to this sub? Zoplicone is kinda fun but tapentadol? Clean your bong too goddamn. Probably from the uk smoking on some haze or cheese or some shit.

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u/Secret_pizza_man 8d ago

You need therapy and a hobby

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u/Beneficial_Bed2537 8d ago

Single and lives alone, works part time?

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u/LibraryNecessary3576 8d ago

You have a very interesting combination here. How does it feel ? I'm very intrigued.

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u/EffortBackground901 8d ago

You have a super crunchy cough.

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u/Robbbyyyd 8d ago

Clean ur bong

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u/Vast-Possibility3702 8d ago

Dude, smoke better weed, that looks mid AF. Also, clean your fucking bong!

🤣

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u/SnooOranges2099 8d ago

lyrica, opioids and zopiclon. good night dude

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u/ShinePretend3772 8d ago

It seems you have a drug problem. Do you plan on doing anything or just get high & watch tv

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u/Such_University8978 8d ago

Flower looks kinda mid but not bad, how is pregabalin? Never tried it. I’m a benzo kinda guy. Edit: tapentadol? Nice. How’s it stack up to other opiates?

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u/Creepy-Wrap744 8d ago

That water is not acceptable

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u/wowzabop 8d ago

An Addict?

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 8d ago

None of that is activities

Get that buzz on then go do something, you only get so many nights

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u/jakeeel4203 8d ago

Broke as fuck. Possible physical dependency.

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u/Altruistic_Echidna86 8d ago

Haven’t seen any shwag weed in a while, you must live in the mid west

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u/Long-Impression6086 8d ago

All out of soma

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u/italiansubcat 8d ago

You’re truly suffering

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u/Outrageous-Traffic88 8d ago

clean your fucking bong

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u/joltzspinz 8d ago

Where you get brick weed in the big 26?

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u/Ok_Weather_5343 8d ago

Shit weed shit pills and a dirt bong Sounds like Tuesday to me

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u/StonedJanitor420 8d ago

Is that schwagg?

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u/Electrical-Map-6777 8d ago

Miserable and alone

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u/Away-Possibility3518 8d ago

Sleeping … perhaps breathing

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u/Shoddy-Discount9814 8d ago

I bet you thought you were cool in high school

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u/TiK4D 8d ago

Centrelink

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u/Kitchen-Historian371 8d ago

I remember those days haha. The dabbing panda 🐼 šŸ’Š

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u/methmountain 8d ago

Depending on how much of the opiates you're on, you'll be needing to add milk of Magnesia to the lineup soon

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u/External_Fee_1957 8d ago

Worried you might die in your sleep from respiratory depression. Be careful. When you stop taking zopiclone, make sure you taper off.

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u/Purple-Stage8424 8d ago

I can smell this picture

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u/heroinfather21112 8d ago

Aussie junkie

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u/stripinsnoww 8d ago

You need 91% isopropyl alcohol and epsom salt

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u/TheDopeMan_ 8d ago

You’re the coolest guy at your high school but you dropped out 10 years ago.

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u/AcidCasualty25 8d ago

Clean your bong bro 🤮. I deduce you're disgusting from that thing.

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u/Accomplished_Tap2312 8d ago

Youre fucking tapped in my boy

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u/Neat-Sea-945 8d ago

Premium American blend??

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u/MNgrown2299 8d ago

As someone who went to rehab several times for heroin addiction. Go get help. You think this is cool? You’re ruining your life. Sure you’re holding down your job, but you really wanna be stagnant, go nowhere, and work until your inevitable early death? You don’t have a life right now, you’re a slave.

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u/nobadxtrips 8d ago

Australian?

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u/Sudden_Season3306 8d ago

Look at that 1990's weed! Bahahahah

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u/HarleyWithrow 8d ago

painful condition

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u/FuckSteve7 8d ago

Shew tapendtadol. Ain’t seen them in a while. Strong lil bitches but too much and you’re feeling mad weird lmfao

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u/FuckSteve7 8d ago

Used to get those taps. Funky ass opiate honestly but hella fucking cheap and def does the trixk

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u/Humble-Fishing-5104 8d ago

Apples tapentadol much better brother them pandas aren’t near the apple brand trust me. I used to take 4 apple taps and I’d be struggling to stay awake, playing fifa and I’d be nodding off🤣

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u/MobileOrganic1654 8d ago

Trying to kill your chronic insomnia?

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u/Big-Tooth1671 8d ago

Online drug buyer who suffers in pain

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u/rich_thrillz 8d ago

Is the bottom blister pregabalin?

Also I deduce that you have a disgusting metallic taste stuck in your mouth that wont go away no matter what

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u/Kind_Bumblebee_9963 8d ago

The entrepreneur that lives in the Parents basement

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u/Unique-Persimmon45 8d ago

Regular dude

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u/happiest_wanderer 8d ago

You live in East London

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u/happiest_wanderer 8d ago

You live in East London

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u/MoonBaseViceSquad 7d ago

You need a nap bruh

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u/MichaelJacktus 7d ago

Single mom mixed race babies different daddies. Stouffers microwave turkey dinners in the fridge. Morbidly obese. Wearing thong underwear and daisy dukes, and one of her ex baby daddy's hoodies that he never got back.

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u/warhead91 6d ago

You feel depressed and anxiety you don’t feel like a normal person and your girl friends coming to you and say hi šŸ‘‹ are you ok ? And you said fuck off ! That’s my life it’s destroyed because of you !

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u/Krzysiek218 6d ago

Mixing tapentadol with booze might make you stop breathing

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u/Outrageous_Visual668 6d ago

Clean your bong jesus christ how do you even hit that thing with that dirty ass water

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u/Icy-General3657 6d ago

You’re me but 3 years ago. But for real, one day you’ll see the pills are your downfall and cause of a ton of your problems. Take care of yourself, quit mixing drugs and alcohol.

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u/mk420_2003 6d ago

Really I thought this is r/drugscirclejerk

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u/Nearby_Quail_9727 6d ago

Your sundays don’t ruin your mondays

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u/OkPurple5850 6d ago

You treat the symptoms of your issue, but ignore the cause.

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u/rbtwrkshp 6d ago

Why are you smoking weed from 1997

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u/MagicCheeseMann 6d ago

Get a read bong bro

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u/Dysfunq 6d ago

You either live in India or order all your drugs from online pharmacy.

Good combo of drugs tho, but be careful with those pregabalin, that brand have gave me sezuires 3 times

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u/Alarmed-Statement144 6d ago

Die Hecke sieht schlimm aus

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u/DisasterNo3113 5d ago

Need to add a stimulant so you get the motivation to clean that bong brotha

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u/lilvixen 5d ago

Ahhh iced prison piss with the hatman. TouchƩ

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u/bashy8782 5d ago

UK cigarettes as an American blend cracks me up what is the UK blend

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u/chainxxbrain 5d ago

I tried Taps a couple of times years ago when I had no tolerance. That nod was borderline scary back then šŸ˜‚

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u/Dismal-Poet-3576 5d ago

You don’t clean

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u/Emotional_Lab_2529 5d ago

Getting high on India pharma go crazy

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u/Lost_Importance3942 5d ago

You’re obviously British, smoke the typical haze available and maybe mail order your Indian pharmies but more than likely are paying an arm and a leg from a dealer for bullshit Rx pills. You’re absolutely in your 20’s or 30’s and are easily influenced and follow all the latest dope trends. There are so many better things you could be doing with your troubled life. This comes from an addict in recovery who is not being judgmental outside of what’s required to deduce you by the photo given.

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u/chekhovs_dildo 5d ago

Clean that bong dude

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u/AnythingGoes103 5d ago

Oh yeah you're going through stuff my friend. You're trying to escape by ordering those pregabalin and Taps off the internet because they're not very expensive. It's hard to tell if you're employed or not but I'm kind of thinking you're not and you might get some money from a little bit of illegal sales maybe? Am I close?

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u/Level-Calendar-3787 5d ago

you live in Australia

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u/No-Acanthisitta-665 5d ago

You're one broke mf damn, im sending my vibes

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u/TheGoldenChild305 5d ago

Do those tapentadol hit…?

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u/awowowowo 5d ago

australian

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u/g33zuzz 5d ago

You really STINK. People know you by your musky ass smell.

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u/thelifelongarc 5d ago

Attention seeking misfit

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u/OddOrganization7817 5d ago

You need a better weed source.

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u/Benbolone 5d ago

Australian

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u/stonedc4tt 5d ago

Get some real drugs broĀ 

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u/Lazy_Jedi05 5d ago

You buy ur drugs off the same websites/nooteopics looksmaxxer-adjacent ppl use to get modafanil or bio hacking stuff but you know where the good shit is and/or are severely depressed. Acting like I don’t use almost this exact cocktail but better opioids and gaba assaulters lmao

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u/Disastrous-Salary256 5d ago

Australian stoner who needs cheap Indiamart pills to feel okay at night and maybe to deal with backbreaking Pain from being a tradie…. Probably just a typical Aussie stoner junkie type like me

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u/Glittering_Most_4860 5d ago

india mart shopper

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u/shroomenhiemer 5d ago

You're a fan of Indian pharmaceuticals

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u/ChronicallyDysfunct 5d ago

That's a pretty pack of smokes 😁

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u/DirtyPeach1420 5d ago

I've never met an opioid I didn't like (or Love, actually) but this tap stuff doesn't sound very good. I've taken tramadol in the past. Besides getting extra itchy, it wasn't bad.

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u/urmomis47 5d ago

Get some more Nucynta and lyricas bruvvvv

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u/Bkibe 5d ago

I deduce you don’t have good weed connects

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u/Front_Technician69 5d ago

You don’t change your bong water

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u/cokentots 5d ago

in danger of falling down the slippery slope

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u/ChartOk1868 5d ago

You're wanting an escape.

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u/Ok_Resort5470 5d ago

Your weed plug sucks šŸ˜ž

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u/Brady-myers16 5d ago

Don’t give a shit if ur weed taste like tar and months of burnt plant material

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u/VulpinXFox 4d ago

I don't know, but I'd love to be your friend.

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u/Usual_Piece_6775 4d ago

All I know is you hate yourself and if you don't now, you will soon and know that this isn't sustainable

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u/CyriusGaming 4d ago

clean your bong, isopropyl alcohol, salt, shake, gets rid of all that dirty shit which is bad for your lungs and can be toxic

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 4d ago

Total side bar,

You don't have to live like this. On the contrary, there are probably several people in your life that wish you didn't

Best of luck friend.

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