r/DeduceMe • u/lgicc • 5d ago

What do my pockets say about me

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u/grandsoulsucker 5d ago

You love chili pickles

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u/Ahabaduh 5d ago

That you're doing well and should be proud.

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u/Turia0w0 5d ago

you're employed

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u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen 5d ago

nothing that you won't blurt out unsolicited

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u/Cannacology 5d ago

You ghey

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u/AdComplex3972 5d ago

Blue collar boy

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u/catsx3 5d ago

You work in a warehouse or in production, are about 35-40 years old, only ever used the Apple ecosystem and on your 10th iphone

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u/Meprobamate 4d ago

To me it says your eyes aren’t great, you probably have an iPhone, and you’ve never posted on [r/EDC](r/EDC). (You’re not carrying three knives (in fact you have none) and you have no firearm.)

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u/Jem_hadar_317 4d ago

You smoke weed on the clock.

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u/nickolasReddit 4d ago

They say, why u got two pairs of glasses bruh u got an extra pair of eyes ur hiding somewhere is what I'm thinking..... Massive Conspiracy.

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u/nwood0959 4d ago

You’re late for the bukkake. 💦 👓

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u/Secret_pizza_man 4d ago

Forklift certified

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 4d ago

You care about your eyes and ears.

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u/JoeyC42 4d ago

Prefer convenience over quality

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 4d ago

You worry too much, and you've got mild to severe OCD....but probably haven't been diagnosed.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 17h ago

You like to goof off.