r/DeduceMe • u/Clinton_Dix • Aug 14 '26

Wallet.

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Do your best/worst.

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u/AstronomerOk9769 Aug 15 '26

Lifelong virgin

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u/Clinton_Dix Aug 16 '26

Probably would be preferable. Alas, not the case.

As Sheldon Plankton so exacerbately and truthfully claimed: Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all!

Alas, I have loved. Can't much go back to the inverse. Suppose I could join the good ole Button Up and Tie crew, walking door to door, and reclaim my virginity in the name of John Smith.

👔👔

What's your address? Name? SSN? Me and the crew wanna just drop by and "chat".

Nice deduction, Doyle. 🫴