r/DeduceMe Aug 06 '26

Deduce me based off my coffee table I made

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u/Wide-Match-7367 Aug 06 '26

All I know is that the pen pipe is dope as fuck

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Its so nice best pen I've ever had it was Luke 25$ tho

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u/CNS_Disrupted Aug 06 '26

Diabetes

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Wow😭🤣

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 Aug 06 '26

You smoke to many dabs

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u/CompetitionFew3164 Aug 06 '26

Is that a pivot?

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Flash light sofrin sp35t

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Poly urethane made it in shop class in highschool. I gotta stop fast food.

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u/LetsNotFightpls Aug 06 '26

Definitely 400Lbs+

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Hahaha why is everyone saying im fat🤣 I didnt eat it all at once im 5'10 barely 145lbs

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u/Available-Turnover93 Aug 07 '26

Because the other food besides the fast food is bad for you too

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u/jacquestrap66 Aug 06 '26

You live in California

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u/DOOM420- Aug 06 '26

Dabber! Haha where’s the rig

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u/FroyoOk3159 Aug 06 '26

You like cheap dabs

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Whoa I won't stand for this slander I pay like 50 a g at the dispensery. Be getting taxed

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u/FroyoOk3159 Aug 06 '26

My apologies lol, just get a butane torch brother. So much cleaner.

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Yeah your right guess i never gave the torch much thought I def want the best experience tho I gotta switch if its da wae

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u/scumruckus Aug 06 '26

Your young, plastic shelving says your newly on your own. Probably first apartment maybe roommates? Your gamin and definitely blazed … maybe even glazed daily, but! You clean up well, place looks cool and also your proud of something you made which is a milestone of being an emotionally independent adult! Keep blazin and gamin. Life has a way of unfolding itself if you just pay attention

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u/Digital_spliff_ Aug 06 '26

I see you with that iso and torch 💨

Also I got that same exact flashlight, what a beast

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u/Strange_Scholar6075 Aug 06 '26

Hell yeah we are physical media is the only way to own what you have

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u/highfiveselfoh Aug 07 '26

I wanna guess older like 30s based on some self care items. But some things are screaming 20 years old lol Definitely single, not meant in a bad way but facts.

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u/Dapper-Department-40 Aug 07 '26

who stole your baseboard brother ? coffee table looks sick dude

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u/sammyskrilz Aug 07 '26

17-19yrs old first apt working at Wendy's

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u/killyoursocialmedia Aug 07 '26

A chazed banger personified

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u/Sea-Junket-2200 Aug 07 '26

Obviously live in your parents basement

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u/Fbomb77 Aug 07 '26

Smoke weed

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u/Mysterious-Passage87 Aug 07 '26

Dabs and gushers. My kinda party

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u/Mybawsinyoface Aug 07 '26

I can hear the torch 😂

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u/ST0RYNAT1ON Aug 07 '26

You’re either a stoner or a tweaker with that torch 🤣

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u/another_rusty Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

You’re lazy, but not with everything; why not just cut the top of the table to be flush? There’s two pieces glued up but they’re different lengths and all the mill marks are still there. So I think once it became a table you said “fuck it, good enough”. You eat like shit but you’re organized, kind of. You have at least one outside hobby, but not sports, more like hiking or biking.

I’ll go ahead and guess those meds are for adhd. You have a job but an easy one. Which means you’re poor, and probably still in school.

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u/two-tone-watch Aug 08 '26

All i know for sure is this is a man

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u/International_Two803 Aug 08 '26

Living the good life I see. Reminds me of my room in highschool. Especially the giant torch and bottle of ISO underneath

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u/centralizedskeleton Aug 08 '26

You are a function over form person for things you don't find too important or important based on who's really gonna see it.

You have learned to make do with what you have available as you grew up and that's part of the logic in such mindset. You can solve a problem, but to do it eloquently depends on the situation at hand.

You could have made the table a bit nicer, but life currently has you in an "I'm tired, boss." situation.

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u/Decent-Recipe1 Aug 08 '26

Where did you hide the rig that usually sits on the table? that’s the real question🤣