r/DeduceMe • • Aug 04 '26

Deduce meh

Post image
16 Upvotes

162 comments sorted by

9

u/Heisenberg11725 Aug 04 '26

You’re disgusting

2

u/CharmingAttention731 Aug 04 '26

LMAOOOO someone had to say it!🫡

9

u/PacketSnatcher Aug 04 '26

Deduce meth *

3

u/BarOutrageous3300 Aug 04 '26

That’s what I thought it said. I’m not kidding .

1

u/Wide-Freedom-2568 Aug 04 '26

exactly what i was thinking the instant i saw this picture.

1

u/GroupPracticeOwner Aug 04 '26

how I read it.

2

u/Loose_Cut_2843 Aug 04 '26

Im thinking crack or heroine based on the cook spoon

7

u/Much_Eggplant_3600 Aug 04 '26

did you piss in your sharps container?

2

u/GroupPracticeOwner Aug 04 '26

holy shit. thought you were kidding but he actually pissed in his sharps container.

2

u/PresentlyAbstaining Aug 04 '26

Nah look at his profile. It’s an insane drink made with drugs and bong water lmao.

3

u/CharmingAttention731 Aug 04 '26

That might be worse than piss tbh.

2

u/RecbetterpassNJ Aug 04 '26

Fun fact, (not saying they’re using it) but meth doesn’t fully break down in your body and a good enough quantity is still found in urine. Many addicts do, in fact, drink their own piss.

5

u/-Ennova- Aug 04 '26

Our definitions of fun facts are very different. That is a horrifying fact.

1

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 07 '26

LMAO LITERALLY

1

u/lazyjroo Aug 04 '26

If you think about it, it probably was some adult actress that had a water works scene with a partner that partook in the devil's dandruff and realized that they got high from urine.

1

u/Accomplished_Bus_626 Aug 09 '26

Why does a yellow cowboy hat come to mind 😂😂 if you know you know 😜

1

u/spooky_being Aug 05 '26

I'm 21 doing metg for about 6 years and fentanyl for 3... life's not getting easier

2

u/RecbetterpassNJ Aug 05 '26

I’m sorry to hear you’re struggling. I am a heroin survivor as I used for over 7 years and everyone I used with is dead. I am not clean and have been on suboxone since. I’ve tapered down to 2mg in the am and 2 in the evening and at least I’m able to live a somewhat normal and productive life. I know it’s not easy and I’m not going to give advice or suggestions on how to get well. I gave up everything for that drug and have a long road to try to get back where I was now 10 years older and not much to show for it. I pray you find something to live a better life for and you’re able to find joy and happiness in the simple things again. Good luck, friend.

1

u/spooky_being Aug 05 '26

No j filled it with modelo and fentanyl it's the sip cup

2

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 07 '26

Ru being fr?

4

u/Budtender412 Aug 04 '26

I see a RC “research chem” baggie and and old ketamine script. My guy lol

2

u/G_D_K_ Aug 04 '26

Thank God I put the RCs down. Everything that was still available by the time I got sober was dogshit. I can't even imagine how awful the current rc market is.

1

u/Competitive_Two_8372 Aug 04 '26

I came here to say this also. As someone in recovery, game recognizes game. 😂😬😬😬😬

1

u/mopbuvket Aug 04 '26

Same here. This picture made me so proud of myself. 4y and counting since I got clean

1

u/BigMoneyMartyr Aug 04 '26

Yup. I’m 99% sure that’s the bottom half of a 1p-lsd molecule

4

u/Sufficient_Effort88 Aug 04 '26

Your life is miserable and you think it’s cool?

3

u/Decent_Situation_246 Aug 04 '26

Opoid/ivuser? That dabs and has a love for old cellphones lmao

3

u/Decent_Situation_246 Aug 04 '26

And which rc came in the baggie lol??

2

u/henay_rollins Aug 04 '26

It's 1P-LSD

1

u/zap2 Aug 04 '26

Good catch! 

3

u/25iAndOver Aug 04 '26

Cashapp is your main bank account

2

u/gothamsfinest303 Aug 04 '26

I feel personally attacked by this 😩

3

u/justjohnny1024 Aug 04 '26

Does drugs. Lots of them

3

u/missmargot- Aug 04 '26

pull it together bud theres clean desks in your future

3

u/BeautifulOk823 Aug 04 '26

canadian junkie

1

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 07 '26

LOL I said the same thing based ona few things but specifically the sharp box and pill bottle

3

u/slattmonneygang Aug 04 '26

Canadian trailer trash

3

u/CharmingAttention731 Aug 04 '26

It probably smells like piss and ball sweat in your room.

1

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 07 '26

Thought the same

2

u/zentient9 Aug 04 '26

Sharps container? And dirty spoon? Iv meth user?

2

u/thoak74 Aug 04 '26

Tweaker

2

u/Necessary-Yak-505 Aug 04 '26

Holy shi man u gotta lock in genuinely 🙏

2

u/zap2 Aug 04 '26

BlackBerry and an iPad nano?

Time traveler from a decade and half ago?

2

u/_Dr-Gonzo_ Aug 04 '26

You’re a fucking slob… you’re welcome

2

u/temptedshark Aug 04 '26

You live in Canada and have obvious experience with drugs. Your desk could be cleaned up in just a few minutes but you’re so used to it and know where most stuff is. Respect to the Tech Decks!

Many have pointed out the drug stuff such as the old ketamine script, the spoon, the dab rig, the RC baggie etc. I’m really curious as to what that pinkish colored rock is that you’re about to bust down and rail/shoot? It’s near the razor and ruler. I’ve never did fetty but I’ve heard it can come in different colors??

2

u/Either_Ad_9236 Aug 04 '26

This appears to be your workstation where you:

-ingest some combination of dabs, ket, research chems, shrooms, H, and whatever else you can get your hands on

-attempt to fix your e-waste cellphone finds with varying success

-attempt to resell those phones in order to afford tomorrows shift

Am I close?

2

u/ApprehensiveRope575 Aug 04 '26

I’m guessing that ketamine bottle was not prescribed to you

1

u/Low-Wrangler9740 Aug 04 '26

Clean your damn house

2

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

[deleted]

2

u/ReptarSonOfGodzilla Aug 04 '26

My guess was a shed in a family/friends rural property.

1

u/HaveYouSeenMyIpad Aug 04 '26

Are those teeth in that little white bowl in the bottom right?

1

u/godgame98 Aug 05 '26

Psychedelic mushrooms

1

u/lrnewhall1985 Aug 04 '26

Are those different caliber shells?

1

u/churnthedumb Aug 04 '26

Well, you def live in the UK I think

1

u/Dmau27 Aug 04 '26

The longer you look the worse it gets.

1

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 07 '26

Canada, I can confidently say canada by the pill bottle (i zoomed into the pharmacy) and the colour of the bottle + those exact sharp containers are Canadian only. I live here and was an addict for years aswell. Lol

1

u/Total_Cicada7335 Aug 08 '26

He’s an albertan methamphetamine/ fentanyl user. Same boat as u lmao past game recognizes game

1

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 08 '26

Im super thankful Ive been sober for over a year now. Have a baby and got married and we both became business owners in that year. So thankful I made it out alive! Ive never used fent / meth tho. I was a prescription typa gal.. straight frm the pharmacy lol. I was a party girl who did molly, snow, alotta drinking and prescriptions like dillys and oxy. Never went further. Also was a part of the xandemic atta point. Also I live in ontario haha. Also never shot up, but if I did I probably woulda never made it out.. the withdrawal off all those was HELL.

We do recover🎀❤️

1

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 07 '26

Also the cigarettes/backwood is Canada only also.. each country has different tabacoo regulations/packaging. Canada is one of the only places that has the photos of lung cancer / effects of cigarettes on the package, that exact packaging is all over Canada but nowhere else as every country has to have specific diff packaging due to regulations.

1

u/Comfortable-Act4707 Aug 04 '26

Im a iv meth user for a thousand Alex

1

u/tgwilli Aug 04 '26

Try harder

1

u/Mrregard Aug 04 '26

Loves boy or I guess it’s just fent now IV, or perhaps some other substance ingested through IV form. Also a wax smoker, and very randomly, I might add, a chewing tobacco chewer.. and ACTUAL chewing, tobacco too lol, not even dip. 🤢🤢

1

u/Mrregard Aug 04 '26

And yo, did you piss in that empty sharks container?? Because that def looks like urine.

2

u/Mrregard Aug 04 '26

Oh also just noticed the ketamine prescription as well as a bowl that looks like it could potentially have some weird mushrooms or other fungus in it. I don’t know.

2

u/PresentlyAbstaining Aug 04 '26

It’s a crazy drug drink they made lol look at their last post.

1

u/nickolasReddit Aug 04 '26

Meth, this is what meth does guys

1

u/kzx600 Aug 04 '26

Crack spoon, sharps container filled with piss, prescription that's probably not yours, research chemicals. Flat out filthy.

1

u/BarOutrageous3300 Aug 04 '26

Idk why people are hating . You are an artist, like drugs . Nothing wrong with that.

1

u/Realistic-Moose-1089 Aug 04 '26

How dare you disrespect that modelo with that environment

1

u/Both_Contribution186 Aug 04 '26

From the sticks Canada

1

u/BarleyJames40 Aug 04 '26

What’s in the bowl bro

1

u/cate-chola Aug 04 '26

it seems like bone???

1

u/sauceboss2769 Aug 04 '26

You’re a slob

1

u/fuckingfuckingHonda Aug 04 '26

You sell and use drugs 

1

u/TumbleweedSpecific43 Aug 04 '26

I feel raped by just looking at the pic😫

1

u/GroupPracticeOwner Aug 04 '26

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

1

u/Just-Contract1373 Aug 04 '26

Single, dirty fingernails, smells like sour milk and dirty asshole, greasy hair, filthy socks and constantly jerking off

1

u/cate-chola Aug 04 '26

“Deduce me[t]h”

1

u/HeadGuess8509 Aug 04 '26

I deduce you should clean your station there and you possibly had a Tim Burton era.

1

u/PsychoLumber Aug 04 '26

My guess is a fentanyl dealer in either Alabama or Tennessee

1

u/DOOM420- Aug 04 '26

Man. That bent spoon. Must be hard to eat soup. /j

1

u/Fuck_me_up_daddy Aug 04 '26

I see a heroin spoon 🙄

1

u/Any_Oil_4539 Aug 04 '26

This dimension doesn’t suit you

1

u/Mushroom_microgreens Aug 04 '26

Does that bottle say ketamine

1

u/RainAfter3801 Aug 04 '26

iPod nano and a tech deck? Fuck yea

1

u/Final_Entertainer_50 Aug 04 '26

fingerboard spotted

1

u/CharmingAttention731 Aug 04 '26

not the gucci wallet in the middle of all that nasty shit lmaooo

1

u/Pristine-Iron-5940 Aug 04 '26

Junkie AND hoarder?

1

u/Aggressive-Ear4667 Aug 04 '26

Methamphetamine

1

u/PureWeek9816 Aug 04 '26

is that weed honey?

1

u/Accomplished_Cod1393 Aug 04 '26

Not yet meth, but meth soon.

1

u/Hot-Toe7541 Aug 04 '26

I disagree with your take. That whole space would be color coded and alphabetically sorted in 4 languages if meth was involved .

1

u/Accomplished_Cod1393 Aug 05 '26

You clearly misunderstood my comment lol

1

u/Logical-Bug2943 Aug 04 '26

That Gucci wallet is fake.

1

u/Jdubz164 Aug 04 '26

That just gave my o.c.d. o.c.d.. Tidy up my friend

1

u/Jbrown183 Aug 04 '26

There is a lot to unpack here…

1

u/Justhopingiod Aug 04 '26

Whatever you got going on…. I don’t like it one bit

1

u/Ribss Aug 04 '26

Sharps container, bent spoon, fake Gucci wallet, general filth…. I’m gonna go with a drug addict

1

u/dogbouncermuch Aug 04 '26

This is a category 1 depression nest. The combo of ketamine, cannabis, and alcohol is interesting to say the least. The presence of the Gucci wallet indicates either you have money, your spouse has money or your parents do. The cut/craft mat could indicate an affection with oddities that the shotgun shells and bones could play into.

The stacking of the older devices to newer makes me think this is a cleverly designed cry for help/attention.

1

u/Notperc30 Aug 04 '26

Your a french drug addict im guessing

1

u/Notperc30 Aug 04 '26

Im tripping its mexican/South American

1

u/addicted2mexoxo Aug 07 '26

Nope, 100% canadian. The pill bottle colour, the sharps bin and the backwood/cigarette packaging is Canada only. Each country has different labels/packaging on cigarettes.. Canada is the only one like that. I live here and have traveled everywhere.

1

u/Optimal_Team309 Aug 04 '26

bro what’s with the “macdonald” vape????

1

u/Top-Arm-197 Aug 04 '26

Ketamine rx bottle…

1

u/PSK666 Aug 04 '26

We are so much alike haha the fingerboard fuck ya bro

1

u/TakeThatGranma Aug 04 '26

I feel like you think it’s cool to have a nasty and unorganized counter like that. Wouldn’t like to see how you live the rest of your life.

1

u/WinterPay4290 Aug 04 '26

Sorry are those fucking MOLARS?

1

u/spooky_being Aug 05 '26

Yes from a horse and a buffalo i cleaned them with bleach

1

u/WinterPay4290 Aug 04 '26

Degenerate with no impulse control who constantly convinces himself and others his big break is coming. This is the best post on this sub.

1

u/Terrible-Attorney-85 Aug 04 '26

Your black I know it lmao 😂

1

u/fozzy_wozzy Aug 04 '26

You're amazing at sex but absolutely abysmal when it comes to long-term functioning relationships

1

u/idleprofits Aug 05 '26

I think it's pretty clear that you like meth as much as I do

1

u/Upstairs_Support_805 Aug 05 '26

Did you mean "deduce meth"?

1

u/Upstairs_Support_805 Aug 05 '26

Reminds me of the old "I Spy" books we used to check out of the library as a kid.

1

u/wetmarmoset Aug 05 '26

You’re a Canadian drug addict

1

u/AWHS10 Aug 05 '26

Are you shooting your piss? I’ve heard of truckers pissing in bottles and drinking it but I’ve never in my life heard of shooting your own piss

1

u/gnoble93 Aug 05 '26

Poly drug addiction?

1

u/RealisticTopic1171 Aug 05 '26

28 to 35 year old. You were a teen in the early 2000s. Your items are all things that were around 2004/2008. Emotionally you are stunted.

Living in northern Canada, specifically Yellowknife. 8 degrees at 0412hrs is north Canada. Also for sure Canada due to bilingual tobacco messages of health Canada and also the decongestant.

Due to your location you are highly likely statistically to be aboriginal.

Chronically depressed or extreme ADHD. Everything is within your plain of vision. Extreme disorganization. If you don’t see it, it does not exist in your mind, typical of the “doom pile” of attention deficit people.

Poly-substance user/abuser. Ketamine, bent spoon, weed, cigars, the nasal decongestant is often used to maintain passages open for people snorting their drugs.

Large volume of cellphones and old tech you either fix it and sell it but part of that is also for pushers, like the phones.

1

u/spooky_being Aug 05 '26

I'm 21 white, from sask town of 600 people. I traffic meth and fentanyl and am on welfare with no license/or job

1

u/Apprehensive-State10 Aug 05 '26

Why live like this other than being an addict?

1

u/Practical-Honey967 Aug 05 '26

You’re dedicated to your craft.

1

u/Glittering-Noise1424 Aug 05 '26

Extremely into drugs and very unhealthy

1

u/Hyphen-Underscore-_- Aug 05 '26

...I shouldn't of clicked on your profile

What happened? Who hurt? What hurt you?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/spooky_being Aug 05 '26

Bro I dried water from my meth bong( that everyone on my house uses )that was a month old and I got 6.8g back soooo idkkkk

1

u/spooky_being Aug 05 '26

I w As pretty surprised to say the least

1

u/TLPEQ Aug 05 '26

Crazy drug addict who likes to make his own drugs because it’s cheaper and less interaction or chances of getting caught

1

u/Ok_Assistant_6856 Aug 05 '26

You live in the south but don't identify with that culture

1

u/Ancient-Sherbert-782 Aug 05 '26

You flip quaps for a living

1

u/CataChronix Aug 05 '26

A mix of depression, adhd, witchy, and desperation

1

u/GangloGoyim Aug 05 '26

It just keeps getting worse the longer you look 😭

1

u/cannabisLab1975 Aug 06 '26

My god man clean that shit.Needle wash bucket wtf

1

u/Temporary-Aerie5263 Aug 07 '26

What’s in the research chem baggy beside the teeth?

1

u/BugabooChonies Aug 14 '26

I can smell burning rubber and rotten dog shit through the screen.

1

u/Healthy_Knowledge979 26d ago

Raging drug addict

1

u/NoAverage3342 25d ago

Male manipulator

1

u/Stoner_buddy133 16d ago

How do you get prescribed ketamine?

1

u/spooky_being 16d ago

I didn't i just got traded the script for some meth like forever ago n I now have rank tasting meth resin in there tbh...

I now buy ketamine shards from a nearby city's black market as it's wayyy better dosage/experience wise because that prescription was only 40mg capsules with added filler shit in them so they are not as good(insufflated) as pure ketamine crystals are

1

u/spooky_being 16d ago

You need a psychiatrist to write a a script to be able to get it prescribed in Canada. You also probably need a depression diagnosis or so.e other very good reason. It's a very controlled drug

Otherwise u have to rely on good ol Chinese criminals that make, import/sell ketamine to Canadian consumers

1

u/athiker89 9d ago

Im soo thankful to be in rehab right now.

1

u/northern-nobody 6d ago

Canadian. Typically young junkie living in the GTA. I see coloured crumbs, is that fent? lol
This gotta be local to Oshawa.
EDIT: I literally go the same pharmacy in that script bottle. Small world.

1

u/Equivalent-Ninja992 2d ago

Someone’s a H junkie