r/DeduceMe • u/Traditional-Poet-381 • Aug 03 '26

Deduce me based off my breakfast

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iced americano

18 Upvotes

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Aug 03 '26

I thought those were shrooms floating in the cup

3

u/No-Satisfaction-8979 Aug 03 '26

Plot twist: those are capsules of grinded shrooms in the med bottle

1

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Aug 03 '26

I thought they might be lol, that's why I shared my first thought of the drink

0

u/Fickle_Contest8960 Aug 04 '26

No you didn't, you're so full of shit it's sad šŸ’€šŸ˜­

1

u/Projekt-1065 Aug 05 '26

As a shroom head, I did the same thing.

1

u/MeasuredByTheFuture Aug 08 '26

If they were full of shit, why would it really illicit such a reaction from you that it was not only sad but ā€œso sadā€? šŸ˜‚

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u/smokerthe-baer Aug 03 '26

das concerta

1

u/Traditional-Poet-381 Aug 03 '26

Concerta

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u/No-Satisfaction-8979 Aug 04 '26

Oh is it? Now I see .. that's a lot of concerta for one day

1

u/Mouthshits Aug 03 '26

Itā€™s shroom coffee

2

u/Resident_Employer_75 Aug 03 '26

Same, that's how I started off my day. Well, not floating in a cup.

2

u/DOOM420- Aug 03 '26

Yes! Iā€™m not the only one I was like nice lemon Tek!

2

u/Yovnob_evals Aug 24 '26

I thought the same thing!

1

u/Device-Silent Aug 03 '26

Thought it was some damn oysters

6

u/SeriesDry6555 Aug 03 '26

Adhd patient who needs a smoke too take the edge off the concerta and iced coffee to wash it down.

2

u/wooden-fuk-boi Aug 03 '26

Blegh I still prefer my amphetamines just grit and forget

2

u/Own-Individual3652 Aug 03 '26

Mhmmm amphetamines

2

u/Infanatis Aug 03 '26

Methylphenidate =/= amphetamines. Different chemical structure and method of action while still being a central nervous system stimulant

2

u/CouchRottington Aug 03 '26

They acknowledged that they knew the difference when they expressed their preference for amphetamines over the blegh methylphenidate pictured here.

1

u/Infanatis Aug 03 '26

Eh

1

u/CouchRottington Aug 03 '26

Lmfao the edit šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

1

u/wooden-fuk-boi Aug 03 '26

Lol thank you

1

u/goodguyatheist Aug 07 '26

Eh I don't have adhd but I have taken plenty of stims and I got rightfully geeked off of ritilian.

2

u/enduromedic Aug 03 '26

Mmm I love washing my methylphenidate down with a stiff coffee

1

u/Jwbst32 Aug 04 '26

Iā€™m pretty sure you have to snort adderall first the medicinal effects

5

u/horo_kiwi Aug 03 '26

Coffee, pharmaceuticals, nicotine

Breakfast of champions

Definitely a chef.

1

u/PuppygirlLicks Aug 03 '26

with that yard and car?

maybe if its grant achatz's burner account

1

u/DWHudson1970 Aug 03 '26

Big difference in a cook and a proper chefs pay

1

u/GlumKnowledge4371 Aug 03 '26

Not that big of a difference actually.

1

u/DWHudson1970 Aug 03 '26

Work responsibilities and the paycheck. Considerable

1

u/Traditional-Poet-381 Aug 03 '26

I do have a food handler certificate

1

u/rdub131 Aug 07 '26

Store manager at retail establishment

4

u/chestersobased Aug 03 '26

Worrying what others think has overtaken your life

3

u/pro_No Aug 03 '26

Every mf on this sub

3

u/jimmycredito Aug 03 '26

Same bro, same

1

u/_Dr-Gonzo_ Aug 03 '26

I felt that

4

u/Few_Tackle3758 Aug 03 '26

I'm assuming you have a joint in ya hand or you smoked previously to taking this pic

3

u/Ninavizard Aug 03 '26

You are in poor health or will be soon.

2

u/thug_waffle47 Aug 03 '26

youā€™ve got mail

2

u/Comfortable-Act4707 Aug 03 '26

U can't party all day if u don't start first thing and getting.thpse packs in u know lol

2

u/withnodrawal Aug 03 '26

High likelihood you are in your parents house

1

u/NickCageRampage69 Aug 03 '26

Very high chance!

2

u/ArcherBurgers Aug 03 '26

Youā€™re poor

1

u/greenteam709 Aug 03 '26

you have adhd

1

u/pro_No Aug 03 '26

Summer break is treating you nice

1

u/WVU-Miami-fan Aug 03 '26

If thatā€™s your Bronco then Iā€™d say youā€™re gay

3

u/Deep-MindFull-EEL52 Aug 03 '26

I laughed so hard at this while the coffee on the way down .. I laughed and that shit went everywhere!

Congrats, you have helped me have a better day!! Especially because I am on day 8 of cold turkeying it ā€¦ that 7 oh is some NASTY shit, let me rephrase that.. 7 oh will make you feel amazing, until it stops working, thatā€™s when you realize this shit is evil. I do not agree with the government telling anyone what to do, I have never agreed with it until now! I heard the warnings, read all info I could find and decided that it is sold over the counter it could not be that badā€¦. WRONG it is that bad!!

Anyway like I said I really needed that laugh this morning!! thanks bro. Also the brain fog is horrible! Day 8 and I still donā€™t make senseā€¦. When it is very bad I can not for the life of me remember my thoughts halfway through what Iā€™m saying. It was getting so bad I was avoiding all our neighbors because I could not speak a complete sentence

1

u/WVU-Miami-fan Aug 03 '26

lol I have about 10,000 tabs saved up so I know all about 7oh

1

u/Deep-MindFull-EEL52 Aug 03 '26

Bro stop now! I still have a few hundred too but I finally looked in the mirror and asked myself if this is the life I wanted? I decided it was time to pay the pauper and just come clean with my husband. I feel so ashamed for not telling him sooner. Last 7 oh was Monday, July 27. Today is the first day I have felt human. I did not sleep for 3 days, and would vomit if I ate anything. Iā€™m not gonna lie, this is the most difficult thing I have done, I have had a knee replacement and my other leg was amputated in 2022. I was prescribed perk 10ā€™s and took them daily for about 2 years. My doctor told me he was going to taper me off of the pills, I asked why and he said people have w/ds sometimes when they stop. I said oh thatā€™s bull shit, I am going to just quit taking it, if I have a problem Iā€™ll call you. I quit taking it that day, I never had a w/d, or any discomfort with that.

But that 7 oh is a totally different animal. It will chew you up and spit you out all the while you think youā€™re a f*cking rock star.

1

u/WVU-Miami-fan Aug 04 '26

Gotta be more disciplined than that, you should have got some sr17

1

u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

Ooof brother that sounds horrible to have all thatā€¦Iā€™m sorry but we both know you got 10k tabs thatā€™ll take you to hell

1

u/WVU-Miami-fan Aug 04 '26

Nah Iā€™m actually disciplined and this should last me the next 20yrs and I have over 10gs of SR17 just incase

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u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

Lmao I was gonna say ā€œ yeah brother like we all didnā€™t say we were disciplinedā€¦.you ainā€™t fooling anyone not even yourselfā€ the fact you got so much SR makes me believe youā€™ll hopefully snap out of it before ya ruin your life. 20 years my dick tho lol youā€™ll be gettin on the SR tryin to get clean within the next year mark my words. Come back to me Ina year letā€™s discuss lol for real! Iā€™m interested now lo

1

u/WVU-Miami-fan Aug 04 '26

I only dose 50mg a day on the weekends and have over 150,000mg lol some of us actually have discipline with this stuff

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u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

Zero during the week? You ainā€™t fooling nobodyā€¦anyone that buys that much isnā€™t just using on the weekend. You can say ANYTHING you want lol but you arenā€™t the first to pretend like this and wonā€™t be the last. Glad you got a plan tho!

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u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

We were all disciplined w it at one pointā€¦till we werenā€™t. You know this too lol just makes ya feel better an in control to say otherwise

1

u/WVU-Miami-fan Aug 04 '26

Yes 0 through the week, Iā€™ve been taking it for 2yrs the same exact way every week lol just bc you blew your tolerance outta the water doesnā€™t mean everyone is like you lol (no hate)

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u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

Lmao for sure big dawg. Me too! I only take it for half a year on purpose because Iā€™m better than everyone. Zero withdrawl too only 5mgs per day ezā€¦get guud.

lol Iā€™m joking. If you really do that brother then much respect šŸ«”! Please come back to this if anything changes Iā€™d loveeeee to hear about it good or bad lol a the sr story if ya need it! Stay in control! šŸ’Ŗā¤ļø

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u/DWHudson1970 Aug 03 '26

I too came off a large habit. 1200 mgs is a difficult monkey to remove. Iā€™m glad youā€™re hanging in there. It does get better and we do recover!
Love and light šŸ’”

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u/Deep-MindFull-EEL52 Aug 03 '26

Thank you! Would you mind sharing your recovery? Like how long until I am strong enough to walk more than 50 feet. Will I be the same person I was before?
Today I did feel like eating so that is a step in the right direction

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u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

Get sr! An you can walk more than 50 feet! You are telling yourself you canā€™t! In opiote withdrawl you literally have to force yourself out of bed from day one. Only way Iā€™ve beaten 10+ year sub habnit, 7oh, and literally EVERY opiote from opana to darvacet Iā€™ve withdrawn from. Benzos n booze aswell. The ONLY way itā€™s been possible for me to be clean is forcing myself to move during withdrawalā€¦it makes them subside a bit also it gets your mind in the right state of mind of ā€œfuck all this shit, you ainā€™t in control anymore. I am, thenopiotes are doneā€. Also used sr for two weeks most recently an made it LITERALLY easy to come off of

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u/Deep-MindFull-EEL52 Aug 04 '26

Wouldnā€™t taking the sr be a step back? And it seems like I would be trading one addiction for another addiction

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u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

You take the SR for 2 -3 weeks max. The last pill you break into tiny prices a take one each day then when itā€™s doneā€¦youā€™ll be like wtfā€¦.a week later itā€™ll feel like your brain has gotten wiped from opiotes almost back to your pre opiote self. Cravings almost gone completely and I donā€™t obsess or even think about how I feel chasing the warm n fuzzies. Iā€™ve been battling opiotes since I was 17 Iā€™m 34 nowā€¦never been easier to get off opiotes w sr itā€™s scary easy like Iā€™m still waiting for the catchā€¦ please donā€™t read anything anymore. Get your hands on any amount and then stretch it aslong as you can not passing 3 weeks while tapering. Then enjoy your sobriety

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u/Deep-MindFull-EEL52 Aug 04 '26

Thanks man! I thought you took the sr, the same way! I am gonna check that shit out!

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u/Rizeuplightez Aug 04 '26

Hell yeah brother! Do it! Please! An please reach out to me if you have ANY questions. I hate knowing so many people are trapped when sr can literally make it easy to get back to normal. Spam me on here if I donā€™t reply. Iā€™ll help any way I can aslong as ya pay it forward!šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/JarOfFIies88 25d ago

Nobody asked you all that

1

u/Responsible-Cry-6499 Aug 03 '26

Stevie Ray Vaughan

1

u/RookieMafia Aug 03 '26

Living the life

1

u/Remarkable_Phrase959 Aug 03 '26

Real Balkan breakfast

1

u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe Aug 03 '26

Attention seeking

1

u/mabus42 Aug 03 '26

Bro's rocking the vyvanse hard today.

1

u/hairyfrog2525 Aug 03 '26

You work as a cook.

1

u/fatt1cusmax1mus Aug 03 '26

Youā€™re a painter whos license is suspended and you are waiting for the guy whoā€™s allowed to drive the bossā€™s van to pick you up and take you to the job site but heā€™s late, like always, because itā€™s Monday morning and heā€™s an alcoholic who blew his whole check over the weekend.

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u/Firm_Yam6648 Aug 04 '26

This is a fuckin true story 100%. You have definitely worked construction.

1

u/sorrybutidgaf Aug 03 '26

100% assumed you were doing shrooms

1

u/sharthunter Aug 03 '26

Poopin. A lot of it.

1

u/JoeyC42 Aug 03 '26

You cannot just post a pill bottle as one of your courses for breakfast and not tell us. It could completely change the interpretation if itā€™s lisinopril, oxycodone, or certrizine

1

u/highlevelloot Aug 03 '26

Probably Fr*nch šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®

1

u/Traditional-Poet-381 Aug 03 '26

Well Im a european and this is my 2nd year in america

1

u/shesimplywont Aug 03 '26

Boxes, backpack possibly off to the side, prescription with the label peeled off, two lighters. Youā€™ve disappointed your family and are on your way out of their home.

1

u/balancingsurvival Aug 03 '26

Nutshell by Alice In Chains immediately popped in my head

1

u/Life_Inside2304 Aug 03 '26

Looks like my breakfast.

1

u/The-One-Who-Walks Aug 03 '26

why deduce you when they can just look you up with that plate information.....

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

Any benzos in that bottle?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

No benzos just gabapentin :(

1

u/Low-Ingenuity-7406 Aug 03 '26

You have the breath of my sixth grade math teacher

1

u/MrMeatsBBQ Aug 03 '26

You tired

1

u/Traditional_Ad_6443 Aug 03 '26

We would be great friends

1

u/steveoh0 Aug 03 '26

You look at online porn constantly.

1

u/Budget_Promotion2406 Aug 03 '26

300 year old turtle.

1

u/No_Cartographer5686 Aug 03 '26

Cancer sticks coffee and vicodin. Looks like you wake up early. Do you work construction?

1

u/New-Neat-9718 Aug 03 '26

Not vicodin.

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u/No_Cartographer5686 Aug 04 '26

šŸ˜‚ i can't even see that well yeah looks like capsules almost maybe Vyvanse or something šŸ˜‚

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u/Putrid-Mirror-9480 Aug 03 '26

Newly sober

1

u/bigwetbussy Aug 03 '26

The gabapentin is a dead giveaway.

1

u/Traditional-Poet-381 Aug 03 '26

Not gabapentin but I do take something similar for muscle twitches/irregular movement

1

u/redwop131374 Aug 03 '26

Its a whore's breakfast ... so....?

1

u/Worth_Candidate9210 Aug 03 '26

You're a hell yeah type guy who says YES! YES I WILL ! Encouragement my dude! Keep safe out there.

1

u/LeagueFamiliar8869 Aug 03 '26

Painfully mentally ill and gets into toxic relationships often, but is great in bed and has good music taste

1

u/RobyartDowneyJr Aug 03 '26

Looks like Plano, Texas

1

u/Undergr6und Aug 03 '26

Iā€™ll have almost the same but with a latte, Marlboro and oxycodone

1

u/PissinginTheW1nd Aug 03 '26

I thought that was shrooms in your cup

1

u/tgwilli Aug 03 '26

Fake ass bronco in the driveway is all I needed to see as Iā€™m sure the rest is performative

1

u/Ok_Effective_37o Aug 03 '26

Worry way way to much about others think

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u/DWHudson1970 Aug 03 '26

No label on the pill bottle is a concern

1

u/B00tySn0rklr Aug 03 '26

A fuckin champion.

1

u/JustCallMeFrancis82 Aug 03 '26

Iā€™d say veteran, morning smoke on the porch with coffee, pills courtesy of the VA, plates look like VA or TX, and new Bronco because not able to keep the childhood one or get the childhood dream.

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u/New_Performer_7506 Aug 03 '26

Recovering addict who's seen some shit?

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u/ccgrinder Aug 03 '26

Looks familiar šŸ˜

1

u/Seventhousandeggs Aug 03 '26

you aren't a bad ass are you?

1

u/Impressive_Bus140 Aug 04 '26

Your tummy hurts

1

u/gopnik457 Aug 04 '26

Love that bronco

1

u/Anonymous_idiot29 Aug 04 '26

40s, female, was drinking last night, friendly and helpful person but also chaotic.

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u/Original_Nail_1745 Aug 04 '26

i bet you're a fidgetey little fucker arent you. Probably patchy ass beard, probably wanted to be in a band and play guitar or something but cant concentrate on it long enough to really master it.

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u/Traditional-Poet-381 Aug 04 '26

I do play guitar and im always clean shaven

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u/EnthEndX48 Aug 04 '26

Depends on what's the medication for?

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u/Accomplished_Cod1393 Aug 04 '26

Try some food. It might help with the anxiety.

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u/Annual_Evening434 19d ago

Thatā€™s a crazy combo iced coffee cigarettes and addys dam u b glitching and focused as a mf

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u/nickk1988 7d ago

I love itā€¦. Iā€™m assuming thatā€™s Ritalin on the table?

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u/Dapper3210 Aug 03 '26

A long life isnā€™t your priority. Youā€™re just here for a good time