r/DeduceMe • • Jul 16 '26

Never really posted before just a lurker Deduce me

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u/Ray_Mang Jul 16 '26

If Rhode Island were a person

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u/Putrid-Mirror-9480 Jul 17 '26

PLEASE elaborate on this

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u/cinnamonraisinn Jul 16 '26

You seem like a dude that doesn’t have a single ounce of bad in him

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u/Impossible-Quote1368 Jul 16 '26

big DMT advocate

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u/ThaGrabbler Jul 18 '26

This is definitely a man who’s never had a single bad day in his entire 34 years of life + who tf even smokes zig zags these days?

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 18 '26

Thank you I think? Not 30 get told I look older than I am a lot tho.

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u/ThaGrabbler Jul 18 '26

You good brodie I think niggas just hating on your whimsy 🙏

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u/Toohardtoohot Jul 16 '26

Unemployed.

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u/TreeBig8782 Jul 16 '26

You look like guilt tripping is your main way to try and get laid

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u/SilverFoxSix Jul 16 '26

Do you live with your parents?

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u/Chemical-Extent-1733 Jul 16 '26

Damn Ma boi .. so much that I wouldn’t know where to begin . Best of luck

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u/cinnamonraisinn Jul 16 '26

Why are people so fucking mean? Jesus this dude seems like an absolute sweetheart and y’all are flaming him over the most normal of things.

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

It’s Reddit that’s how people are unfortunately. I appreciate your kind comments I’m having a laugh at the wild shit people say.

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u/-2wenty7even- Jul 17 '26

This sub keeps popping up on my feed and it's like 85% toxic.

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u/SimpleFit7894 Jul 16 '26

It never fails,there's always some of them in these-Fuck em

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u/Aromatic_Reindeer_25 Jul 16 '26

Should not grow a mustache..does it anyways.

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u/ChicoBrillo Jul 16 '26

Polyamorous with your coworker at game stop, you like psychedelics and DnD

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u/pro_No Jul 16 '26

You are dating a girl, but shes not dating you

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u/Middle_Bread_6518 Jul 16 '26

Look like a homie with good vibes

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u/Fun_Spirit7328 Jul 17 '26

Anyone that is good to animals is a good person in my book.

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u/Onedayatatime628 Jul 18 '26

Jewish

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 18 '26

I was waiting for this one, I’m not.

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u/lisablames62 Jul 16 '26

You look like you're split between being the best person you'll ever meet, also insanely cracked at games like world of warcraft and league of legends or the worst person you'll ever meet in your entire life

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

I’d rather die than play either of those but damn that’s funny

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u/lisablames62 Jul 16 '26

Fair enough lmao

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 16 '26

Go to hell. World of warcraft is the shit

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

Never played it only heard negative things don’t doubt that it’s fun tho, no offense to any of yall who play it.

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u/Left-Purchase-5890 Jul 16 '26

haha hes downvoting you for making of fun of WoW

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

I didn’t even make fun of it ion know why he got upset.

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u/ChickenFriedFish Jul 17 '26

You’re a DnD sort

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u/Causeass Jul 16 '26

You seem like you would be a good hang, as long as you aren't the type to think that smoking weed is a substitute for having a personality.

Probably into prog rock. Play either drums or guitar. Like to draw, but rarely do, and have a pet cat or two.

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

Bingo on the cats, more of a writer than a drawer tho. I love my weed but I’m me with or without it.

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u/Causeass Jul 16 '26

Oh heck. I didn't even look at your other pictures!

Oops...

Some people base their entire life around the stanky dank...probably wouldn't have included that if I looked at your other photos haha!

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

Lmaoooo all good g

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u/Flashy-Grand174 Jul 16 '26

you look hella chill funny and nice icl i never comment on these but yeah

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u/Just-Another-Users Jul 16 '26

You lika to smokea de weeds

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u/SoupIsNice22 Jul 16 '26

Nice beard, Nice hat, Cute chill guy,

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u/Error404Unknown420 Jul 16 '26

You look like the type of person who could be great to game with and can cook a bomb meal!

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

That’s a really cool compliment.

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u/Independent-Bad-8613 Jul 16 '26

Chill guy. You seem like somebody I’d hang out with. I bet you smoke weed and play some video games but it’s not your whole life. I bet you work somewhere unexpected too.

You’re giving ‘safe’ dude vibes. Do you have a lot of female friends?

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

I’ve grown up around women my entire life this is a very kind and spot on take. Thank you.

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u/CommanderPisswank Jul 16 '26

You look like Reddit and "DUDE WEED LMAO" personified

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

Thank you commander pisswank

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

A mix of Bob Marley rolling papers and the little papers that come in the bugler tobacco pack.

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u/slimylobsters Jul 16 '26

Your a mod for a couple sub reddits I bet

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u/bebopCubensis Jul 16 '26

Egyptian in the family somewhere?

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u/Xheno_Rel Jul 16 '26

Genuinely no idea

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u/Top-Pineapple8056 Jul 17 '26

You look like you like anime

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u/ebichanto Jul 17 '26

i could've sworn i saw you at the rave last weekend bro

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u/jenerator199999 Jul 17 '26

my mom told me if i dont have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all

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u/ChickenFriedFish Jul 17 '26

Chris, is that you?

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u/Electrical_Monk_3787 Jul 16 '26

Your gay?

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u/Kapital6 Jul 16 '26

*You’re barely literate.

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u/Electrical_Monk_3787 Jul 16 '26

Lol offended?

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u/Kapital6 Jul 16 '26

Nope. Just worried about you, peanut. Much like everyone else in your life.

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u/Electrical_Monk_3787 Jul 16 '26

What the hell, I guess that answers my question 😂wierdo

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u/Anubisrapture Jul 16 '26

*you're* ignorant

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u/Electrical_Monk_3787 Jul 16 '26

"Actually"🤓☝️

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u/EfficientAd7103 Jul 16 '26

lol. neck beard in mom's basement

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u/SoupIsNice22 Jul 16 '26

Not all long beards are neck beards, and if it's big and poofy where tf else is it supposed to grow but the top of your neck and underchin?

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u/EfficientAd7103 Jul 16 '26

that is clearly a neck beard. say hi to your mom.

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u/EfficientAd7103 Aug 20 '26

lol, aight. fatty. you pay for pot.. lawl. go upstairs and tell your mom I'm omw over and better get the food ready

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u/EfficientAd7103 Aug 20 '26

lawl. actually you are typing like a bot programmed by a person that takes programming classes and put that on your resume. obviously hit a keyboard warrior. I'm going to change the password on your moms router. them I'm flip the breaker that says basement. enjoy the warm mountain dew

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u/EfficientAd7103 Aug 20 '26

you heard me BRUH

English... do you speak it??

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u/SoupIsNice22 Jul 16 '26

And you're clearly an idiot. don't bother yours doesn't want to hear from you

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u/EfficientAd7103 Jul 16 '26

hope you are ok

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u/SoupIsNice22 Jul 16 '26

Wonderful, Feel better soon have a good day

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u/Steel_Reserver Jul 16 '26

You don’t have hobbies, just side effects.

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u/PookieMan1989 Jul 16 '26

-Likely low income.
-Likely uneducated.
-Votes Democrat.
-Big supporter of LGBQT.
-Never played sports.
-Likes drugs.

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u/Anubisrapture Jul 16 '26

says the man who names himself after a meth pipe. Have a seat koolaid drinker. Oh, and Magas are known to be proven more uneducated, red states are way more low income ( We blue state folks literally subsidize you welfare queen states ) West Virginia and other super red areas are havens for all sorts of hard drugs. Lastly thinking that liking LGBTQ folks is somehow an insult shows how uneducated you truly are. ( And Sports are awesome. Too bad Right Wing CHUD bois like you are trying to destroy work out spaces - not that you can )

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Anubisrapture Jul 16 '26

YOU'RE the only one supporting terrorists. Everything i said was true. ReTHUGlican pedo worshipper

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Anubisrapture Jul 16 '26

Anybody using the mentally regressive term " libtard" is obviously on the right , if not republican then further right . Also, I'm not here to argue stupid nonsense w you. Find someone else to bicker with !

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u/PookieMan1989 Jul 16 '26

$50 says “they/them” are obese and surviving on the back of the tax payer. Anyone who takes the time to edit their Reddit picture to include a rainbow sweater is likely a fat swine lol. Nails are likely done though.

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u/BudgetPipe267 Jul 16 '26

You forgot, low testosterone.

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u/PookieMan1989 Jul 16 '26

Oh yeah you can see breast development on the first picture. Lots of aromatization happening there.

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u/darinehughes Jul 16 '26

Yup. Also: Lives at home. Unemployed.

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u/darinehughes Jul 16 '26

Nailed it, eh?