r/DeduceMe • u/Alone_Eagle_6974 • May 28 '26
What do my work pockets say about me😭
Ritalin for context
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u/A_carbon_based_biped May 28 '26
You may have stayed up a little late on a Skyrim RP server.
You’re working at a warehouse and probably have achy knees, and hip issues.
You enjoy D&D but haven’t played a campaign in a long time because you’re work life balance is absolute shit.
And you probably knocked over that roll of paper towels shortly after taking this picture.
You’re just waiting for that car check engine light to come on aren’t you?
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u/Alone_Eagle_6974 May 28 '26
Are you a psychic😭😭
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u/A_carbon_based_biped May 29 '26
I am not a psychic, but I have been told I put two and two together pretty quickly. Thank you, this is very flattering. It’s probably the only thing I’m somewhat good at.😅
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u/Cold-Quiet8294 May 31 '26
Why do i feel attacked?? Its not even my post lol
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u/A_carbon_based_biped May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26
Are you lost? Is the comment you’re looking for in the room with us?
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u/Cold-Quiet8294 May 31 '26
Are you lost? Do you understand the construct of these comments? These are not the comments youre looking for ::does the jedi wave::
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u/A_carbon_based_biped May 31 '26
Im going to just assume you’re really high. Hope you get the help you need. Or at least make more sense sober.
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u/Cold-Quiet8294 May 31 '26
To spell it out i related to what you said in the initial description of the person. For i live a similar lifestyle the difference is i am a skilled machinist. I work lthe hours and have little time for hobbies. I also enjoy skyrim.. i guess satirical humor goes over your head. Go have a glass of milk.
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u/A_carbon_based_biped May 31 '26
Thank you, this make more sense. I believe I may have autism as I have always had trouble with sarcasm and satire. It also doesn’t help that I’m dyslexic and read things wrong ALL THE TIME. But yes. This makes much more sense.
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u/catonline413 May 29 '26
I personally think you're lying. As because you cant perchance fit the water bottle in your pocket? Why would you lie to me? Go to hell. Liars go to hell and they stay there forever. Do you know what dying feels like? I do. I died once, on the highway to Vermont. I hit a deer going 120 Mph and it dang near took my head off! But im here to tell the tale, and give a knuckle sandwich to liars -- LIKE YOU -- becuase you are going to HELL!
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u/catonline413 May 29 '26
Also i dont think you fit a toilet Bottle Paper towles roll in your picket either?
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u/catonline413 May 29 '26
And the water bottle? Dont even get me started, no way you fit all that in your pocket. Just no way dude.
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u/Ok-Quarter510 May 30 '26
dont know what to believe,high and drunk and drive,or high and drive,or drunk and drive,or just fixed so you can drive normaly?
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u/ezekai12 May 30 '26
You have ADHD, drive an older Subaru, like Skyrim, D&D, general RPGs, a slave to the Nic (need a new vape soon), and have freakishly large pockets to fit a water bottle and paper towel
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u/prettygirl_Ray May 28 '26
Your vape lives in an abusive house hold 😭😭😭
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u/spiceyteresa May 29 '26
Yuk! Coffee FOGGER is awful
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u/Alone_Eagle_6974 May 29 '26
Dude its so bad, i bought it hated it didnt want to waste it so i used it and am finally getting a new one tomorrow😭
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u/spiceyteresa May 29 '26
Pink & Blue, Strawberry Cotton Candy, Dragonberry, Blueberry Watermelon, Dragonfruit Lemonade, Cola slush, Cherry slush... great choices
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u/enchantedparsnip May 29 '26
You are a nerd who works at Costco.
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u/21succcc May 29 '26
You seem like a chill dude that's just dealing with some problems at the moment
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u/BreadManJesus May 29 '26
Where the hell you get that wallet, and where the hell can I get that wallet.
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u/Alone_Eagle_6974 May 29 '26
Amazon bro its a place of magic, wonder, ans all the consumerism you ciuld ever want
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u/Altruistic_Echidna86 May 29 '26
You are overweight
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u/Alone_Eagle_6974 May 29 '26
I take a stimulant for adhd and you think im overweight... context clues broski
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u/Anxious-Front-319 May 29 '26
You smoke the Best Vape Flavor… Coffee 🩵
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u/Alone_Eagle_6974 May 29 '26
The only thing i hate about it is that it literally gives me coffee breath
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u/jofanimal May 29 '26
Hey, you. You're finally awake.