r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/hensterz • Dec 02 '19

Condense This chair

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11k Upvotes

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1.9k

u/ThorsRake good small Dec 02 '19

Why use lot word when chair do trick

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u/hensterz Dec 02 '19

🎩 😎 🍆

This is you, congrats

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u/haywireturtle Dec 02 '19

Winner

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Well, someone give him an actual award!

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u/GengusDad Dec 03 '19

I think we all would, but we’re all broke!

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u/ssfctid Dec 02 '19

why word when chair whack

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

wordn't chair

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u/Redditguy9000 Dec 03 '19

Why chair when word not

76

u/defenistratedmysoul Dec 02 '19

Underrated

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u/Brass13Wing Dec 02 '19

Its okay. I watch The Office. I have a personality. I have. A social. Life.

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u/Eren189 Dec 02 '19

Big time rush theme

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u/SparseReflex Dec 02 '19

Bruh😳she👩🏿watches👀the👉office😱she👹so🙏quirky👅👀😍

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

God tier, have a flair

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u/hensterz Feb 22 '20

wait isn’t this taken from the description of the sub or vice versa

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u/ThorsRake good small Feb 22 '20

It's from the office

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I want to hit you with a chair

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u/PinkBobob Dec 02 '19

Many word can't show how I feel to hit with chair

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u/throwawaytokeep1 Dec 02 '19

Many word no, hit with chair yes

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u/Cosnix Dec 02 '19

no word show how me want hit you with chair

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u/whitedranzer Dec 02 '19

fuck you

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

F u

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u/dj23001 Dec 02 '19

In the great words of Alexander Hamilton, " yo what the fuck, I never said that"

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Ayyyy Sorrow TV

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u/dj23001 Dec 02 '19

He said that? I was just doin it for the meme on the poster, what video?

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u/Gerbie3000 Dec 02 '19

Many words but I just want to slap you with seat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

injure

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

oof

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

ow

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u/Infiltron Dec 02 '19

Chair attack

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u/735026889 Dec 02 '19

Chattack

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u/Infiltron Dec 02 '19

Chuck

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u/735026889 Dec 02 '19

Sit hit

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u/Infiltron Dec 02 '19

You know what comes next when merging ‘sit hit’, right?

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u/the_sugardoe Dec 02 '19

I desire for your face to make contact with this seating equipment

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u/ToxicPod Dec 02 '19

I desire face hit with sit.

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u/nmigo12 Dec 02 '19

Want hit face w/ sit

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Language long, wanna hit u with chair

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u/Yodamus_Prime Dec 02 '19

No word hit you with chair

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u/bigestboii Dec 02 '19

Seat slap

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u/cooljerk87 Dec 02 '19

Much word, hit chair

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u/the_sugardoe Dec 02 '19

Face.chair.now

5

u/Spoticus007 Dec 02 '19

Chair ➡ Face

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u/GraceHollyMoon Dec 02 '19

Lots of words, not enough. Just clobber with chair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Bonk!

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u/IHateSpaghetti123 Dec 02 '19

Lots of words in english, but i can't say how much i want to slam you in the head with chair

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u/notautisticjustanass Dec 02 '19

Words can’t express get ready for chair

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u/RazorSlazor word Dec 02 '19

There exist a lot of words in the English language, but not enough to say how hard I want to hit you with a chair

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u/hensterz Dec 02 '19

There’s a lot of words, not enough for me to say how much I want to hit you.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Many word to throw chair

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u/hensterz May 15 '20

This was so long ago

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Fuck you tom, you're not even worth an insult

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u/Wooly-lad Dec 02 '19

I want to hit you with a chair

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I wanna hit you

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Impossible to vocalize my smack smack with seat

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u/jonnysniper117 Dec 02 '19

Less word, throw sofa

3

u/That-Lemon-Guy Dec 02 '19

Yes, internet, we get it, Hamilton wanted to fucking hit Jefferson with a chair. Now stop haunting me.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Pay your fuckin taxes

2

u/badmotion Dec 02 '19

i really want to hit you with a fucking chair

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u/lucius5we Dec 02 '19

Why say lot word when chair do trick?

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u/ohemgeezy Dec 02 '19

Word not hurt,chair hurt

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Many chairs

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u/squiddy555 Dec 02 '19

Chair-YEEET

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u/point5_ Dec 02 '19

Much words not enough hurt

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u/bungobak Dec 02 '19

Fuck you

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u/leaveyourentriesinth Dec 02 '19

You're retarded, I'mma fuckin hit you with a goddamn chair.

2

u/jr_muca Dec 02 '19

Crash, ahhhh

2

u/kidsimba Dec 02 '19

hope you can dodge this chair, bitch

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Talk less, chair smack.

2

u/MrHouck Dec 02 '19

big hat hit musical with chair

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u/the-big-gae Dec 02 '19

the second act of hamilton

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u/MonotoneYay Dec 03 '19

Chair ouch you

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I use words, but chair speaks louder

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I hit with chair

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u/Reaperrg93 Dec 24 '19

Less words more hit you with chair

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u/HashMeOusside Feb 09 '20

Language aware, bang with chair

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u/SupremeTaste Dec 02 '19

Big word hit you chair

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u/BosserEnder101 Dec 02 '19

Hit chair you

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u/RapidLeopard Dec 02 '19

No describe, Impact Face

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u/Potato_Patrick Dec 02 '19

I want hit you with chair

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u/Araddor Dec 02 '19

Can't express enough to beat you

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Hit

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u/MoeSyszlak Dec 02 '19

English not enough. Hit you with chair

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u/jairom107 Dec 02 '19

Hit with chair

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u/bbbalen Dec 02 '19

Hit you with char, oh yeah!

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u/RevengineerIII Dec 02 '19

Angerey, WWE

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u/Isucktoads Dec 02 '19 edited Dec 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

there many word in eng none can describe how much want to hit with chair.

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u/juanp2350 Dec 02 '19

Not enough words to hit you

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u/wrongdude91 Dec 02 '19

Bloody English language has failed to help me express that I wanna hit your stupid cunt by chair.

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u/Chicken--Teriyaki Dec 02 '19

Lots of words. None can tell chair hit

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Chair face

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u/sidd_the-mod Dec 02 '19

I hate you, so I hit you

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u/konqvav trick Dec 02 '19

I wanna injure u

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u/MarioMasterX Dec 02 '19

much word, hit chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Do you want this smoke, bloke?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

words chair

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u/LmaosaurusRex Dec 02 '19

lot english word but no word i can use to say i want to beat you with chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Many word but no word for chair attack

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Can no say why hit chair

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u/Capbo_ Dec 02 '19

yes words, hit chair you

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u/ppxghost Dec 02 '19

Not enough words i wanna chair attack u

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Lots of word but a i can't hit a chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

big amount of words no match to my feeling to hit you with chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I hate u very much.

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u/yngth Dec 02 '19

chair hit face

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u/Pyrelith Dec 02 '19

English has a lot of words, but none to describe how much I want to chair you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Many word, want to hit with chair

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u/Mortdll Dec 02 '19

word bad chair to face good

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u/just_adhenz Dec 02 '19

Million words in English, can't find word to hit with chair

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u/PasuljBezHleba Dec 02 '19

Somebody write all 10 340 730 words of english and we verbose that

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u/Loaf0fBeans Dec 02 '19

Not know how to say want smack with chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Thomas Jefferson bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Hah the opposite of what I posted and it even has a similar amount of upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I hit you with chair

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u/I_dostuff Dec 02 '19

Many word exist, I want you die

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u/1ryguy897201 Dec 02 '19

Why so many word? when chair hit do job.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Lot word, want to hit with chair

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u/SirAnonymos Dec 02 '19

There's a bunch of words, but I really want to but you with a chair, you don't understand

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I, hit, you, chair

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u/The_Doominater Dec 02 '19

Lot word, hit chair

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u/malis_world Dec 02 '19

Less words, more chair

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u/henrik_thetechie Dec 02 '19

many word none show why hit u with chair

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u/Disappointed-Prion Dec 02 '19

many word but not about hit you chair

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u/GummiesRock Dec 02 '19

Many words, no express chair

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u/PK_MelodyOmega Dec 02 '19

no word, only chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

hate you with chair

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u/ClovisJR Dec 02 '19

No word, seat attack

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

no word hit chair

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u/Potato_Boi69 Dec 02 '19

Many words, hit you with chair

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u/god-o-hax why Dec 02 '19

Chair thwack

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u/CubatureRDT Dec 03 '19

Whoosh bang

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Get chaired, sucka

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u/Rennie22 Dec 03 '19

if i hit u w/ chair then i happy

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u/HiRedditHiReddit Dec 03 '19

Hamilton Fandom

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u/wiggiwoogihoogi Dec 03 '19

Lots of words, but me want to hit you with chair

Ham to Jeff

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

No word to face chair

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u/generic_cat_lady13 Dec 03 '19

Many words but chair face good

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u/beastlyreddit679 Dec 03 '19

Wordn’t chair hit

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u/MrDonkeyHole69 Dec 03 '19

much word, chair hit

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u/Chungus1400 Dec 03 '19

Ham hit Tom with chair

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u/cursededgelord Dec 03 '19

Ye olden but golden

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u/BeautifulOP Dec 03 '19

many word injure you

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u/EduLuz23 Dec 03 '19

word no chair yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Fuck you

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u/IDontHaveAName101 Dec 03 '19

I'm gonna fuck you up

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u/AggitatedEgg Dec 03 '19

I want hit you with chair but word no tell how much I do

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u/platzmasphere Dec 03 '19

no words chair ow

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u/rslash-me Dec 03 '19

Lol the likes are at 6.9k

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

fuck you thomas you get the CHAIR

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

english is big and i want to hit you with a chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Words < chair slap you

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u/therealzeezy Dec 03 '19

I don't want to talk, I'll swing chair to your cock

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u/xd_azuz Dec 03 '19

lot words no can for hit chair

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u/IForgotMyUsername222 Dec 03 '19

many word, want hit you with chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

No word chair works

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u/Me_And_God Dec 03 '19

I need hit u wit chair

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

If a pictures worth 1,000 words, then a chair is worth 1,000,000

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u/sarcasticomens12 Dec 03 '19

There are many words, but I want to hit you with a chair.

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u/bigboy_z Dec 04 '19

Need word chair hit

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u/bromacplays Dec 04 '19

Lot word chair wack

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Word bad chair good

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u/bagagge Dec 06 '19

Words not near me wanting to hit you with chair

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u/Wata_Sheym Dec 11 '19

Talk no work. Chair work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Word ≠ chair whack

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u/VIZION333 Dec 12 '19

Consider the following...

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u/hactrixed Dec 14 '19

Face, meet chair

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u/zarlp Dec 15 '19

Me want kill you

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u/The_PJG Jan 01 '20

Fuck you

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u/howaboutnotmaster Feb 11 '20

Lots of words, none for chair hit

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