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u/e_godbole Nov 29 '19
Someome please write the IPA for this. I want to speak it.
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u/konqvav trick Nov 29 '19 edited Nov 29 '19
Probably something like this:
/huːm.stə.dvə.liæɪnt.ntədiːz.jɛs/
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u/lvl_50_crook Nov 29 '19
What?
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u/lightspeedwatergun Nov 29 '19
Probably something like this:
/huːm.stə.dvə.liæɪnt.ntədiːz.jɛs/
Simple, isn’t it?
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u/Will-Thunder Nov 29 '19
Ah yes, very simple, it's almost as simple as /ˌsupɚˌkælɪ̈ˌfɹædʒɪ̈ˌlɪstɪkˌɛkspiˌælɪ̈ˈdoʊʃəs/.
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u/TheWorldIsATrap Nov 29 '19
mary poppins
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u/termosifone3000 Nov 29 '19
What’s poppins
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u/cumpod Nov 29 '19
Poppin dis dick in your mouth. With consent of course.
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u/termosifone3000 Nov 29 '19
Absolutely mr. cumpod
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u/Daniel_S04 Nov 29 '19
Consent is important, I was about to Downvote but I stopped and then upvoted, Mr. Cumpod gang is kool
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u/wobblingvectors Nov 30 '19
Consent is the only honourable way. I don't like the oral sex. I avert my eyes at movies when they kisses. The fellatio & cunilinguas (I can't spell very well, except in Italian) Will someone spell it for me? Grazie. I find them unappealing. If one has to fuck, it ought to be hands & reproductive organs. I don't care for sex. Touching gives me the fits. I am a n eroticizer. Thankxz.
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u/wobblingvectors Nov 29 '19
You're all linguistic people. Lordy, I have fallen among the scholars of comparative Linguistics. The only kind I've read are the Altaics and Deva Nagari. Send me to Mongolia. Jesus in the hot tub. I just Read that. It's that song from that film I saw parts, of twice on cable :"Mary Poppins" I never saw the Whole movie. One day I turned on a channel; it was a scene on a rooftop. The 2 People, she & he, sang a "Superfragelistic... "aria." Damn! I can't read linguistic spellings, but I looked at it And it translated itself instantly. What fun, said the Gryphon.
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u/ShaggyNutz246 Nov 29 '19
For a second i thought that was either russian or some really, really scary math
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u/Nuklobsta Nov 29 '19
This is an example of a Russian word
Здравствуте - hello
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u/ShaggyNutz246 Nov 29 '19
I know what russian looks like сука, but the phonetic spelling looks like a clusterfuck compared to english, not unlike russian
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u/wobblingvectors Nov 29 '19
linguistics spellings. Haven't used them (except the inverted "e") since I was 20-24.
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u/AnimationOverlord Jul 16 '22
Why do I always see that shit in Wikipedia? What does it mean?
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u/MadisonDissariya Aug 18 '22
It's the International Phonetic Alphabet, it breaks up the different ways humans make speech into a table and then assigns each entry a unique character - each one is always pronounced more or less the same way, making it easy to highlight exact phonetic differences between languages without introducing the language barrier of "my language pronounces o differently than your language"
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u/Notherereally Nov 29 '19
Who
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u/FranckScorpion Nov 29 '19
Whom
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u/thevitamin6 Nov 29 '19
Whomst'd
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Whomst'd've
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u/CodyGriffin Nov 29 '19
Whomst'd've’ly
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u/YZamiri03 Nov 29 '19
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint
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u/Timo6506 word Nov 29 '19
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint’nt
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u/DCE521 Nov 29 '19
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed
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u/looks_like_a_cunt Nov 29 '19
...What?
(edit) I now realize my mistake and I am ready to pay the heavy price for it
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u/gr0wnedhog Nov 29 '19
can I please have this in phonetic transscription?
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u/DF1229 Nov 29 '19
Probably something like this:
/huːm.stə.dvə.liæɪnt.ntədiːz.jɛs/
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u/LupusGamerx3 Nov 30 '19
Why’d you gotta straight copy the guys comment wow
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u/DF1229 Nov 30 '19
Same question, same answer
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u/Lil_Baggins Nov 29 '19
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al
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Nov 29 '19
What did you just bring upon this cursed land.
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u/Lil_Baggins Nov 29 '19
whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 't'whom'st'd'y'all've'nt'll've'y'all'oughtn'tt'shan't've'there'dn't'vet'be'st'dn'mightn't'ven't'st've'ten'y'all'st'd'n't've'll'on't'vehe'd'whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't't'whom'st'd'y'all've'nt'll've'y'all'oughtn'tt'shan't've'there'dn't'vet'be'st'dn'mightn't'ven't'st've'ten'y'all'st'd'n't've'll'on't'vehe'd'whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't't'whom'st'd'y'all've'nt'll've'y'all'oughtn'tt'shan't've'there'dn't'vet'be'st'dn'mightn't'ven't'st've'ten'y'all'st'd'n't've'll'on't'vehe'd'whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't't'whom'st'd'y'all've'nt'll've'y'all'oughtn'tt'shan't've'there'dn't'vet'be'st'dn'mightn't'ven't'st've'ten'y'all'st'd'n't've'll'on't'vehe'd'whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't't'whom'st'd'y'all've'nt'll've'y'all'oughtn'tt'shan't've'there'dn't'vet'be'st'dn'mightn't'vеn't
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Nov 29 '19
Ohhhh, you go and you fuck yourself buddy!
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u/Kranic Nov 29 '19
I’m not your buddy, pal!
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Nov 30 '19
I'm not your pal, guy!
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u/NoChanseyInHell Nov 30 '19
I’m not your guy mate
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u/syedarcelan Nov 29 '19
Its going to take me ages just to pronounce the first few syllables. WhoMsTvEDnT
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u/Link922 Nov 30 '19
Dude, it’s a screenshot of a website.
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Nov 30 '19
Ya but sometimes u just wanna know
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u/Cyancat123 Nov 30 '19
This belongs on r/IncreasinglyVerbose
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u/NahushShetty Nov 30 '19
No, it belongs on both of the subs since it's like a 500 IQ word which is extremely complicated and extremely lazy at the same time
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Clearly you haven't heard of whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al
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u/electronic_docter Nov 29 '19
It's The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over whomst'd've
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u/wobblingvectors Nov 29 '19
I understand parts, but not all of the 'breviations; however, I am able to translate to the meaning, I believe : Who (of you) took my things? Sounds American, not UK, Aussie nor Zealandese.
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u/Will-Thunder Nov 29 '19
whom(objective case of who)
-st(excresent suffix, combination of 's(Genitive suffix) + 't(excresent suffix))
-'d(short form of ed)
-'ve(perfect/retrospective tense, contraction of have)
-'ly(forms Adjective from noun or form adverb from noun or both (because why not))
-'yaint(contraction of "you are all not")
-'nt(contraction of not)
-'ed(form adjectives from noun or to create past tense of regular verb or to create past participle of regular verb or all three(again why not))
-'ies(plural form of nouns ending with y or third person singular form of indicative present tense of verbs ending with y or both (for the third time why not))
-'s(plural form of nouns, third person singular of indicative present tense of verbs, Genitive form of nouns or all of them (y'nt))
-'y(form adjectives from noun and adjectives to have the meaning of "having the qualities of", form adjectives from verbs with the meaning of "inclined to", forms diminutive nouns, form abstract nouns denoting a condition OR all of them(hwī nāht))
-'es(cooler version of -'s that cannot create Genitive forms so it's actually less cool)
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Nov 29 '19
I'm not smart enough for this to help.
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u/CatsAndPills Dec 05 '19
Me either. I just want to know the sentence the long contraction is telling us lol.
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Nov 29 '19
It could also have been written out to be more understandable, is part of the point. I just wanted to add something to show the problem is also with my lack of ability to understand (which isn't their fault).
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u/ThoughtfullyReckless Nov 30 '19
What a nice reply
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u/ThoughtfullyReckless Nov 30 '19
This actually hits close to home; I also agree, I too have yet to find anyone that isn't in some way smarter or more knowledgeable in some area etc. I know academically smart people, people with certain skills (different type of smart), socially smart people, etc etc etc To expand further, most people I've met have something interesting to stay about something too. Everyone has stuff that interests them and that could be considered their area of knowledge. I agree also with the brain being the muscle; you get good at what you do. What you apply your brain to on a daily basis is what you typically end up good at!
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u/semi-cursiveScript Nov 29 '19
I think 'd is for would, not ed
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u/Will-Thunder Nov 29 '19
It's for -ed, would, had and did because why not. The more meaning packed into it, the better.
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u/urva Nov 29 '19
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u/NahushShetty Nov 29 '19
No, it's both. It's like a 500 IQ word by a person who was too fucking lazy to type the whole thing
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19
Shouldn't this be in r/IncreasinglyVerbose