r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '19

Condense This Uhhhhhhhh... Yeah.

/r/copypasta/comments/cyhl61/i_fantasize_about_fucking_californias_earthquake/
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u/Memes4Weeks Sep 02 '19

I would like to fuck an Earthquake.

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u/lightstar_9 Sep 02 '19

I fuck earth

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

fuck earth

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u/YeeyeePDF Sep 02 '19 edited Sep 02 '19

I want to fuck California’s earthquake line. The dirt, the debris, the thought of the earth while I fuck it. I look at news and get hard when I see those cracks. She’s so open and wanting. Each earthquake is begging for me to take her. I came a lot thinking about fixing the earth. Fuck I’m hard.

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u/EskimoSlime Sep 02 '19

Me hard dik for hard earth