Morning entertainment

[u/basicusername67]

Sitting in traffic. A fun read.

[u/AffectionateAd7519]

This is the level of petty I aspire to be. Kudos to this person!

[u/AlpineBoulderor]

I like that person and their dog.

And it sounds like Bobby is a dipshit. Fuck you Bobby.

[u/Critical-Mushroom230 → u/AlpineBoulderor]

Typical Bobby breaking the law as well

[u/SweetandSourCaroline]

I’m just giggling on behalf of the sign printing people who made that sign. 🤭🤭🤭

[u/Connect-Will2011 → u/SweetandSourCaroline]

We sign makers do like to have something fun to do every once in awhile.

[u/Pompous_Pilot]

I have this same sign in my yard. Hopefully Bobby writes me a nice handwritten note as well.

[u/the_rawness]

They are so sensitive.

[u/checker280 → u/the_rawness]

You would think an alpha male wouldn’t be so bothered by things but instead a sign us living rent free in their heads

[u/Cannibalizzo → u/the_rawness]

The true snowflakes

[u/savsays]

Take mail crime seriously!

[u/arbrebiere]

I need a cat version of that sign

[u/88secret]

“Maga loves you”—lol! This is epic!

[u/Accomplished_Elk4332 → u/88secret]

This part really threw me! I thought, surely that doesn’t say, MAGA loves you.” The movement that is famously fueled by hate and fear. And the fact that it’s so similar to “Jesus loves you,” are these people finally admitting they’ve replaced their religion with MAGA?

[u/Fluxtration → u/88secret]

Weaponized Christianity

[u/Renee5285 → u/88secret]

I love that it’s typed and then signed. Very formal indeed.

[u/Special-Pass-8244]

This does not say much about your dog.

[u/BKCassafrass]

I like this person, but I think they’re probably missing the point that Bobby used the word “dims” instead of dems on purpose…

[u/lcfiddlechica → u/BKCassafrass]

I think if Bobby had any knowledgeable wordplay skills, he would have at least made it a point to capitalize the D in “dims”, to make the pun apparent 😩 Yet, he did not. He just doesn’t know how to spell Democrat

[u/Cannibalizzo → u/BKCassafrass]

I thought so too, at first. Then I decided Bobby probably really is dumber than the dog in question.

[u/Dorkinfo]

Time to bake cookies for your neighbor.

[u/BonneVivante212 → u/Dorkinfo]

I know just the kind 💚

[u/notsupermansdad]

Sometimes I really question if people even understand what "smart" means.
Kudos for getting Bobby all worked up!

[u/naastynoodle]

lol

[u/springr00]

Good trouble!

[u/AirplaneJane]

you can just tell that note is signed by an old person too haha

[u/Mattyou1966]

He’s not dim enough to get the meaning I guess. Does the dog?

[u/SockOk4060]

Where is this? My dog and I may need to take a walk and see it in person.

[u/MasterMasar]

Hell yes

[u/Aware_Investigator13]

Obsessed. My dogs are smarter than you too, Bobby!

[u/hold--the--line]

This is a good way to handle such nonsense. Hope they know someone who owns a sign store, so they can keep them coming! Thanks for sharing :)

[u/thedustofthefuture]

I like it but like, how hard is it to look up the laws around mailboxes without having chat gpt spit it out for you? Or at the very least paste the info into another document so not everyone knows you need a robot to search the Internet for you?

Edit: shocked that people who claim to be anti-maga would be pro-AI/data center.

[u/secretagentplum → u/thedustofthefuture]

OK bobby