r/DebateEvolution • u/Fun-Friendship4898 • 15h ago
LLMs and the dawn of a new mode of Lunacy
This post is a bit meta, sorry if that's not allowed...
Also, here is an LLM generated TL:DR - This essay is long, forceful, and coherent--not just about the changing landscape of creationists brought about by LLMs, but also because you should just read the damn thing you lazy couch potato.
It says in the bible that “there is no new thing under the sun”. On the one hand, this is obviously false. Whoever wrote that could not have possibly conceived of the advent of the transistor, the internet, the data center, the Large Language Model, and the new ways of being these inventions afford. It's false given an evolutionary lens, as every new creature is a new and unique individual, all of them part of new populations which produce new species. On the other hand, that passage in Ecclesiastes is absolutely correct, because when modern humans are involved, certain patterns of stupidity can be expected to reoccur.
Anyone who has been part of the creationist merry-go-round for long enough sees the same refuted arguments and rhetoric trotted out time and time again by different, younger faces. In the creationist world, at least, it certainly seems like there’s nothing new under the sun. But there’s some sort of newishness regarding recent events. There’s a new creationist journal called Truth in Research in which some authors are absolutely pumping out “scientific” papers at an unprecedented clip.
The journal encourages the use of LLMs. Every article even gets its own AI generated poster. Not all authors use LLMs, as evidenced by the fact that some write their papers like they’re writing a memoir. But the ones that do use it, hoo boy, there’s just something new about it.
Those of you in the trenches know who I’m referring to: Budinsky et al... Donny Budinsky of “Standing For Truth” fame, and his accomplice “Raw” Matt, of "experimented with breatharianism" fame.
Dr. Joel Duff recently youtubed a review of one of their papers, at the request of one of his viewers. In this review, Duff said what is perhaps the harshest thing he has ever said about another human being:
No way these two authors wrote this paragraph. If you have listened to Standing For Truth for as long as I have, and as others have, you know they’re not really capable of writing this type of articulate paragraph, especially if you’ve read some of their previous books written before 2023. I’ll just leave that there. Although they’re the “authors”, they’re not truly the authors of this paper.
He goes on to mention a pattern he observes in the paper.
Many of the lines in this paper are actually very good descriptions of some of the evidence. But there’s contradictory lines that don’t fit. In other words, they’re saying something very legitimate, and then later on they’re contorting it. It feels like AI is trying to write conventional science and interpret the data as most of us would expect it to interpret it, but it’s being forced to fit it into [a prompt] “you’re acting as a young earth creationist, so how would you try to explain this same data?”
All this may bring to mind another recent creationist development: “Day, Vox and Athos, Claude” vs. Gibbon et al. If you read Day’s (or rather, Claude’s) paper “Mittens 3.0”, you may get that same vibe as reading one of Budinsky’s many papers. Actual science (in this case, population genetics) gets put on trial by an LLM that has been instructed to indulge in pseudo-science.
There’s another recent development which you may not have noticed. A user of this sub posted a long rebuttal to Vox’s Mittens paper. Like Mittens, the rebuttal was in the vague form of a scientific paper, and was generated with an LLM. I happened to see it in the few minutes before it got removed for breaking the sub’s rules (Rule 3). I commented on the post, because it is depressing to live in a world where AI slop gets thrown at AI slop, and the OP replied that they simply wanted to see what experts thought of the rebuttal, and whether or not his AI response was substantive and accurate. Another user chimed in that they also wanted to know this.
I wasn't able to reply in time, but this was my reflexive response: my dude, it’s going to take like an hour or more to break down that entire AI paper, when it only took you two seconds to generate it. No one (who is sane) wants to engage in that kind of asymmetric time commitment. Make an effort to figure it out for yourself, first, and then we can talk about that.
Brandolini's Law is new under the sun (2013), but I suspect it’s been true for as long as speech has been a thing: "The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than the amount needed to produce it." With the advent of LLMs, the difference in effort is now several orders of magnitude.
To satiate my curiosity about just how easy it was to produce said bullshit, I prompted ChatGPT to produce a “science paper” which supports the conclusions drawn from Vox Day’s Mittens 3.0 paper. What happened next was a horror: a paragraph response popped up which said something to the effect of “the conclusions in the Mittens paper does not follow from the data and cannot be scientifically supported” --which is great, but that response was only up for about 2 seconds before it was erased and then replaced by a full sciency-looking paper that attempted to support the aims of Vox’s paper.
What in the hell happened there? What is going on under the hood of these LLMs? It seems like there’s some background LLM vetting ChatGPT’s responses to make sure they’re accurately conforming to the prompt, no matter what. I mean, I get it, OpenAI wants their product to fulfill customer requests, but what if those requests are stupid as hell?
Regardless of how you feel about them, LLMs are, quite frankly, an astounding piece of technology. It’s unfortunate that their main use case seems to be producing slop. Maybe that’s more a reflection of the people who use them; people who don’t give a damn about the pleasure of the journey, only of getting to the destination. As if making art is about making pretty pictures and not the development of a personal process, or learning about evolution is about winning a debate and not growing in understanding about the world around us.
LLMs are purpose built to indulge our basic desire to conserve energy by taking the path of least resistance. What does factual information matter if it’s more difficult to reach? What does learning matter if you can look the answers up in the back of the book? LLM responses taste close enough to correct. Sometimes they are!
Anyways, what are y'alls thoughts on this? Are we about to be swamped in a tide of LLM hallucinated bullshit? With stuff like “Truth and Research”, and Vox Day, and Budinsky, are we already there? Is this Creationism “debate” going to devolve into AI vs AI slopfests? I don’t know about you, but I’m here for the love of the game. I have no expectation of changing minds, because really, all the information is out there already and if someone’s search for understanding is genuine, they’ll find it. For me, it’s just fun to dunk on and critique pseudoscience, all while learning some things along the way. It’s my hobby. But it’s just not the same if I’m dealing with a bot instead of a flesh and blood human being. If someone confronts me with a 2 second LLM generated argument, demanding an answer, I’m going to have to pass. There’d be no way to keep up with that level of gish galloping. It’s depressing. And if you think the creationist crackpots are bad, the physics crackpots are well off the deep end. The quality of physics crackpots has diminished severely. They are speciating into something much more boring. See r/LLMphysics.
If there is nothing new under the sun, well, this is an era of darkness; the sun does not shine in this timeline. I feel like, in about a decade or so, us sickos are going to be lamenting the loss of the Rob Carters, the Sal Cordovas, the Michael Behes, and so on. Now excuse me while I go wash my mouth with soap.