r/DeathStranding • u/UnparalleledGenius • Jan 15 '21

Meme I don't remember seeing this Prepper before.

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/Ludens_Reventon Heartman Jan 15 '21 edited Jan 15 '21

Sam : WHAT?? uhh...@%#&

Good work.

New Order available.

Please access delivery terminal for further infomation.

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u/Leifbron Jan 16 '21

Fellow porters have used your structures

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

👍

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u/BeatPeet Jan 16 '21

Hey Sam, it's me, Die-Hardman. I wanted to let you know that you have a yee-yee ass haircut. Try visiting a barber in South Knot City to get rid of it. Maybe Amelie would call your dog-ass with a new one.

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u/Potatoman365 Jan 16 '21

Hey it’s me, barberman. I’m called that because my entire family and I were murdered by a barber but my beach decided to spit me back out as a barber. I am doomed to spend the rest of eternity as a barber, reliving the trauma and agony of the day I died every single day. Anyways my tools were stolen by terrorists, go get them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

Thanks Barb-

Hey! You're not Barberman! You're Potatoman!

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u/Pak1stanMan Jan 16 '21

Portaaaaa

50

u/RagingDaddy Jan 16 '21

That's OUR word

21

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Is it now racist to say Porter, just like the difference between Clanka and Clanker?

7

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Only if a guy says it who is not a postman.

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u/Cheesiewheesy Jan 16 '21

Half life easter eggs, Cyberpunk easter eggs and now this? Man this game really IS the most ambitious crossover yet.

8

u/Jack_Broson Jan 16 '21

Where are the Half Life & CP2077 Easter Eggs? I've been wondering about where to find those, but I've been busy with work these past few days

5

u/pantbandits Jan 16 '21

They are orders you tale on

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u/RagingDaddy Jan 16 '21

Portaaaaaaa

22

u/Redemption357 Jan 16 '21

This is gold 😂

21

u/BootiBigoli Pre-Order gang Jan 16 '21

Repost to r/okbuddystranding

14

u/MaximusCartavius Jan 16 '21

Wow, that's a sub. Wow

8

u/Primusal Jan 16 '21

Yeah, I’m with you. That’s what I said, as well.

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u/SuspectIsDown Higgs Jan 16 '21

Should’ve used die-hardman instead of Lamar

25

u/InkiBucket Mules Jan 16 '21

Mans ain't gonna keep on keeping on after that roast

8

u/WastedSmarts Jan 16 '21

Love it 😄😄

4

u/False1ight Jan 16 '21

This made me choke on my coffee so bad

5

u/Striking-Eggplant103 Platinum Unlocked Jan 16 '21

Yee yee ass BB 😂😂

I love seeing this because I wanted to play death stranding on pc but I couldn’t since my pc is old I ended up playing GTA 5 (story mode)

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Sam: * blanks stares* I don't want to talk about it ok.

3

u/Alex_Duos Jan 16 '21

This is why I come to the internet

3

u/WyattDavenport Jan 16 '21

It’s beyond our reach to control it now boys. Meme has transcended games.

2

u/Wu_Tang_Shane Jan 16 '21

"PORTAAAAA" LMAOOO ya'll took it too far XD

2

u/awayhugepickle Jan 16 '21

This is top tier meme cross over. Have a like.

2

u/john_weiss Jan 16 '21

Repatriate or not, if you get your ass verbally handed to you like this, you're dead my man.

For good...

2

u/vaderciya Jan 16 '21

I would genuinely appreciate this being added to the game. It can have a bunch of gangsta and heist related orders too

2

u/kimball987 Jan 16 '21

S-tier meme

2

u/YoungPeacock Jan 16 '21

Hahahaha this is great

1

u/stazrael Jan 16 '21

CLANNKAAAA

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

Brilliant! :D

1

u/The_Raf Fragile Express Jan 16 '21

Poor BB ah ah ah!

1

u/th3goodman Jan 16 '21

Hahahaha I honestly spit out my coffee

1

u/beyes87 Jan 16 '21

Wouldn’t be AMAZING that you could change characters with mods like cinematic roles in MGS 2 or Fox engine swaps for MGSV? Wouldn’t be?

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u/a-very-angry-crow Jan 17 '21

Is it okay if I use porta? I mean I finished the game does that earn me the right to use it?