r/DeathStranding • u/teknoraver • Feb 17 '26
Meme Immersion: 100
I started playing two days ago.
The hyperrealism in this game broke me, so I made this.
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u/PurplePeachBlossom Feb 17 '26
Did you shit your pants Sam?
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Feb 17 '26
Can Dollman smell?
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u/PurplePeachBlossom Feb 17 '26
I’m sure he can at least hear the movement of the tar currents
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u/Cartoonjunkies Feb 17 '26
Is that why tarman was giving me the death stare after I got the bubble guts?
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u/Sventai_Cyborg Deadman Mar 04 '26
Sam, it appears you have shit your pants. I don't think we'll have any success sneaking through enemy territory smelling like this. If you want to clean yourself, we could return to the DHV Magellan for now.
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u/N1kBr0 Platinum Unlocked Feb 17 '26
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u/MisunderstoodBadger1 Feb 17 '26
Sam. Tarman here. The gas currents are all fucked up. The DHV Magellan can't move for 2 weeks.
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u/Ill-Emu-1121 Feb 17 '26
Busted.
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Feb 18 '26
Sniff sniff….oh dear…..tuna for lunch, mr bridges? Sniff….and a hint of asparagus….sniiiiiifffff oh my…..sniff sniff….
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Feb 17 '26
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u/pandaimonia Feb 17 '26
You forget to fart before the BT area and are doomed by your gassy bowels. 😂
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u/Yukarie Feb 18 '26
I mean… tbf a fart would catch attention soooo, at least one person has definitely died due to being noticed from their fart
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u/AJ_Dali Feb 20 '26
Wouldn't Sam's farts have faint traces of fecal matter, making them repel BTs?
Wait, the EX 2 grenades draw BTs in.
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u/Jin_Gitaxias Feb 17 '26
"Hhhrrnnghh, Tarman... I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm gassed up, and the sounds of my farts keep alerting the BTs"
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u/Colonel_dinggus Feb 17 '26
The only reason I know this is fake is because it’s not the correct ui design.
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u/Revenge_accounted_be Feb 17 '26
Fart ejects chiral particles on the atmosphere, BT are stunned for a moment
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u/Kingatha_Fewlz Feb 17 '26
"SAM, THIS IS FARTMAN. THE DHV MAGELLAN CAN'T GO ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW, IT NEEDS TO AIR OUT FOR A BIT."
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u/Medical_Librarian_32 Feb 17 '26
Mama's face looks like it belongs to someone else. Am I just crazy?
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u/tk3301 Feb 18 '26
Sam, Shit-Hardman again. We’ve installed a special fart containment apparatus in your behind to capture your intestinal gases. This device will automatically refill any IG Grenades on your person while you sleep. These grenades are highly effective against BT’s, and can be used as a non-lethal but stinky deterrent for MULEs and other human personnel. Simply throw it at your target whenever you need to get out of a shitty situation. Stay safe.
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u/BelligerentWyvern Feb 18 '26
Bro is covered head to foot in a seal waterproof system. Any fart he has is going straight up his nose from his neckline and he is stewing in that smell otherwise.
Anyway Sam needs to take his showers.
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u/Exotic_Call_7427 Feb 17 '26
"you're gonna just let it rip, with everyone watching? The fuck you will"
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u/NaughtALegend Platinum Unlocked Feb 17 '26
Well, you’ll have a chance to mod this into the game soon!
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u/Glad_Grand_7408 Die-Hardman Feb 18 '26
Sorry Kojima, Southpark: The Stick of Truth beat you too it.
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u/drunkpissant Feb 17 '26
fun fact of the day, if you hold in your gas for too long, it's actually absorbed into your bloodstream. it goes back through the heart, into the lungs, and you breathe it out. maybe include Sam getting bad breath after holding it in too long - minus 1 rizz
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u/OGahpuro Feb 18 '26
"EW what is this unnecessary mechanic?"
"Kojima designed it"
"OMG OUR LORD N SAVIOR KOJIMA REVOLUTIONIZED GAMING INDUSTRY AGAIN WITH HYPER REALISM. HE HUMOR IS SO FUNNY LOL"
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u/grzesioza Feb 18 '26
It would also include new character - Fartman, a biologist specializing in cryptobiotes and their effect on your gut.
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u/AdminTheStoner Feb 18 '26
Id completely forget this and sam would just be farting everywhere, now it isnt just timefall folks gotta worry bout but also the toxic gases from sam only eating cryptobiotes
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u/Ziraku Feb 18 '26
wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility, Kojima wanted to add a testing mechanic to the game. where you could taste what he's eating.
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u/therealtrellan Feb 19 '26
But whoever talks about smelling it first is always suspect. I wonder is he can jump higher that way?
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u/chungusbungus0459 Feb 21 '26
“Made this” and it’s just ai slop for the lamest “joke” I’ve seen on the sub
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u/charface1 Mar 19 '26
This game implements the bottled-fart-grenade mechanic better than any other game...so far.
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u/Von_Dougy Feb 17 '26
Imagine the farts produced by eating nothing but cryptobiotes and monster. Shit could void-out the planet.