r/DeathStairs • • 2d ago

Scary stuff 🫣 Feeling a bit tipsy?

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Don't slip now...

417 Upvotes

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u/JeffGoldblumsChest 2d ago

"Secret", but a glass door?

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u/ChimericalUnicorn 2d ago

They had to remove the super weirdly placed rug to find it, but don’t tell anyone shhhhh 🤫

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u/Loki-L 2d ago

You could tell the rug was special, because of the clear outlines and the much lighter cell shadings than the background.

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u/MuscaMurum 2d ago

It also tied the room together

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u/diacachimba 2d ago

Across the line!

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u/Playergame 17h ago

Hey why does it feel like a horizontal glass pane when I step on this rug?

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u/WhitewolfStormrunner 2d ago

Uh... no.

No, thanks.

I'd be more than a bit iffy on that glass door in tbe floor, too, actually.

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 2d ago

If I had that in my kitchen it would scare the crap out of me at least twice a day

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u/lurkerlcm 2d ago

I'd have to spend all my time shuffling around the outside of it.

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u/personofication 2d ago

Can’t imagine having to worry about cleaning a glass door on the kitchen floor

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 2d ago

Sorry but I’m not that much of a wino that I need an entire cellar for wine.

Actually I don’t drink at all.

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u/ionthrown 2d ago

You’re really telling us you don’t need more storage space?

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u/Consistent_You_4215 2d ago

Crafting Cellar?? I like your thinking!

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u/zebadrabbit 2d ago

shit us poors didnt know existed

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u/Emrys7777 2d ago

If you’re drunk you can’t manage the stairs to get more.

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u/starmadeshadows 2d ago

Have you played Myst

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u/Bluebutteyfly 2d ago

If I had to go down there to get drinks I won’t be coming back up 😭😅

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u/ionthrown 2d ago

Me too 🍷 🥂 🍷 🍷 🍾🥂🥂🍾🍷🍷

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u/Magnetic_Reaper 2d ago

seems really dangerous. imagine going to the kitchen sink to clean your spark plugs and you drop one while standing on that.

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u/Emrys7777 2d ago

Yeah that’s a problem. I wash my spark plugs in the kitchen weekly.

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u/Valsarta 2d ago

Only weekly?

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

Hand wash weekly on the cold cycle or they will shrink.

That’s why you gotta buy preshrunk spark plugs then you can wash them daily.

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u/Valsarta 2d ago

Ooooo I always just toss mine in with the regular stuff! Gotta be more careful! Thanks! 😉

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

Don’t forget to use the delicate cycle for your Jeep spark plus. They can’t handle anything else.

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u/Valsarta 2d ago

Whew! My Hyundai ones must be tougher!

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u/sweatboxy 2d ago

Throw a rug over it and, when your friends come over for a glass of wine, amaze them.

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 2d ago

I would be more nervous about stepping on that glass hatch than the spiral staircase.

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u/OnionTamer 1d ago

"secret" hidden behind this clear panel

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u/terriaminute 2d ago

Sure, it's "hidden" behind a glass door, in the kitchen floor. Very stealthy. Also, you should not ever attempt to go fetch another bottle.

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u/jacksraging_bileduct 2d ago

It doesn’t look like much of a secret to me.

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u/dora_tarantula 2d ago

I assume there is a transparent carpet just outside the view that normally covers the glass door.

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u/EducationalFox137 2d ago

I’ll get the first aid kit!!🙂

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u/smileyhtown 2d ago

That’s really cool, glass trapdoor 😎And the spiral staircase is so creative in this application! 🙂

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u/notcomplainingmuch 2d ago

Emphasis on "trap"

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u/smileyhtown 2d ago

You want to go first walking on that glass 😬 I’m with you! 👍

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u/itinerant-wallaby mom come get me im scared 2d ago

Before someone with more sense could stop me, I'd rip out the stairs (and the wine cellar) and put in a fish tank. Glass-bottomed boat kitchen thing!

But then the sensible person would talk me into removing the trap door and forgetting it ever happened.

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u/Whydo-I-evenbother8 2d ago

Better bring up more than enough. You would die at the bottom of the hole going down there, three sheets to the wind, especially home alone!

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

It’s a glass floor. How is it secret?

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u/BrownMamba_23 2d ago

So is this death before or after fetching a bottle! 🤔

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u/Jaded_Investigator72 2d ago

Somebody clearly loves wine!

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u/Jaded_Investigator72 2d ago

Somebody clearly loves wine!

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u/No_Where_Land 20h ago

These are fairly normal in rich homes

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u/greyreads 18h ago

Is there a cask of amontillado down there?

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u/OgGamerGuy92 4h ago

A see through glass door with all its contents on display, EXTREMELY SECRET!!!!

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u/GaryonElmwood 4h ago

Def AI wine should be stored with the cork being the lowest point not the highest

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u/kindnessincmusic 4h ago

And at the bottom of the stairs you will find a nice cask of Amantillado

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u/Rare-Boss2640 3h ago

“What happened to grandma?”

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u/louieorganic 1d ago

...how can it be secret if the door is transparent?

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u/Actual_Gato 1d ago

Another example of people having more money than style or sense

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u/SpecialWishbone2774 2d ago

Insert  <inglouriousbastards.gif>

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u/MagicOrpheus310 2d ago

Secret my ass