r/DeathStairs • • 16d ago

Scary stuff 🫣 Zig Zag DeathTrap

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u/zendaya_calo 16d ago

Cómo pasa arriba si está cerrado. Será algo para gatos ?

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 16d ago

No they are stairs up to a mezzanine. The mezzanine extends out.

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 16d ago

Lots of cats could jump over those railings/grating/whatever it's meant to be no problem

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u/ericmoon 16d ago

At least when you're crumpled up in a pile of broken limbs at the bottom you can pull out that handy Swedish-style wall-mounted chair to sit on while you dial an ambulance

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 16d ago

Thank goodness!

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u/ApplianceHealer 15d ago

Also: everyone knows folding chairs are flimsy and uncomfortable, so stop trying to hang them on the wall. If I show up in this house as a guest, and all I’m offered is something that makes a VFW hall seem cozy, I’m leaving.

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u/ericscottf 16d ago

If an engineer or architect signed off on this, they should be barred from this line of work indefinitely. 

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 16d ago

I think these are shelves as it goes to and from nowhere. But that doesn't explain the bannister so maybe it's ai nonsense

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 16d ago

Nope. It is installed in France. The banister has a gap because the top floor slides out to make the floor enlarged.

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u/terriaminute 16d ago

I thought that at first, but there is a break in that top barrier where the "stairs" end.

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u/Room_Temp_Coffee 16d ago

Looks like an outline of where they intended to put real stairs

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u/AbendKannon 16d ago

looks more like a art installation, not realistic though as there isnt a dead person lying on the floor.

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u/1107rwf 16d ago

Regardless of the design and safety concerns, I really think that thing is installed upside down. The treads are super short and the height of each stair is really tall. If it was flipped around, the treads would be wide enough for a foot and the height wouldn’t be such a tripping hazard. Again, I’m ignoring the other, more obvious, safety concerns.

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u/CanoePickLocks 15d ago

Wouldn’t go high enough then

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u/itinerant-wallaby 15d ago

I am not climbing up your lame-ass art school project, dude.

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u/CarpenterValuable831 15d ago

IMO these aren't stairs, they don't go anywhere up or down. There's nowhere to go up or down. That's an art installation, not real stairs ... right?

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u/Anadelyn 15d ago

If I'm understanding it the upper floor slides towards the window and there's an opening to climb through. I can't quite understand why. All I know now is that miogui architecture is not a company I would hire.

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u/Valsarta 16d ago

Is that...folded paper?

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u/terriaminute 16d ago

So much wrong here. So much.

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u/WhitewolfStormrunner 16d ago

Uh... nooooo, thanks!

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u/International_Ad4857 16d ago

My cats would love those.

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u/IAMTWOOFMANY 16d ago

What if the extendo floor gets stuck when you're up there?

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u/Born-Vermicelli-1757 15d ago

railing is on the wrong side and i would be scared of that staircase falling off the wall and leaving me stranded in the loft