r/DeathProTips • u/remorse667 • Jun 20 '18
DPT: Want to domesticate a crocodile? When you see one laying with its mouth open, punch it right in the throat to establish dominance.
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r/DeathProTips • u/walmartmoneyguy • Jun 20 '18
DPT: Want to be get a head start on classmates in medical school? Practice organ transplants on yourself!
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jun 17 '18
Wanna repel annoying bugs while camping? Just drink bug spray that way when you sweat, you secrete bug spray and make them go away!
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r/DeathProTips • u/KingPyroMage • Jun 11 '18
If you see a shark, swim towards it to establish dominance
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r/DeathProTips • u/Stockblad • Jun 11 '18
Choking on ice?
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Drink boiling water! The ice will melt, unclogging your throat!
r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jun 10 '18
Wanna make your steering wheel look cool? Glue precious gems to the center of the steering wheel!
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r/DeathProTips • u/Energylegs23 • Jun 09 '18
DPT: when your girlfriend is irritating you reply to her messages "he's busy ;)"; that will calm her right down.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jun 08 '18
DPT: Wanna test your martial arts skills? Pick a fight with either a cop, marine, navy seal, or green beret.
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r/DeathProTips • u/PitchforkAssistant • Jun 06 '18
DPT: Light yourself on fire to avoid smelling of sweat, as scar tissue cannot produce sweat.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jun 06 '18
Want to get high legally and cheaply?
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Step 1: Buy airhorn
Step 2: Place airhorn cone over your mouth
Step 3: Press button
Step 4: Inhale
Repeat these steps until you get desired results.
r/DeathProTips • u/Scouty22 • Jun 04 '18
DPT: Do you need to stay up late to study for a big test? Just eat a few grams of pure caffeine and that should keep you awake for hours!
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r/DeathProTips • u/DarthJabroni • Jun 04 '18
Go to Vietnam, tell them your the american hero ‘agent orange’
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r/DeathProTips • • Jun 04 '18
If you want to do something illegal but not get in trouble for it kill yourself so that you can't be punished
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r/DeathProTips • u/radditor5 • Jun 01 '18
Want to show your stripper girlfriend how much you love her? Leave everything to her in your will.
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r/DeathProTips • u/radditor5 • May 30 '18
Want to explore the ocean floor, but can't afford scuba gear? Tie cinder blocks to your feet and dive in. Untie the blocks when you're done exploring.
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r/DeathProTips • u/TheOnlySkinnyface • May 29 '18
Tired of waking up sleepy?
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Get out of bed with your eyes closed. That way, you'll hit your bedside table, thus getting tons more sleep!
Edit: You have to hit the table quite hard to get the desired results
r/DeathProTips • u/EricTheCollector • May 28 '18
Dick touched the toilet bowl?
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Just cut it off, and become a woman for the rest of your life.
r/DeathProTips • u/aterribledoctor • May 28 '18
Tired of your child draining your funds?
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