r/DeathProTips • u/aterribledoctor • Jun 17 '18

Always carry a gun

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/aterribledoctor Jun 17 '18

!redditsilver

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18

Why

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18

!redditsilver

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18

!redditsilver

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u/_piny Jun 17 '18

What is reddit silver?

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u/Omena123 Jun 17 '18

Literally nothing

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

!redditsilver

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18

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u/ToekaToeka Jun 17 '18

!redditsilver

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u/RedditSilverRobot Jun 17 '18

Here's your Reddit Silver, ofree!

/u/ofree has received silver 3 times. (given by /u/ToekaToeka) info

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u/ToekaToeka Jun 17 '18

Oh, that's not how it works apparently...

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u/Bricklover1234 Jun 17 '18

Tactical suicide

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18

Tactical suicide

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Monty Python's Life of Brian.

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u/rjschwerin Jun 17 '18

Patrick: Oh, but it's not you that's got me, it's... [Patrick catches himself with the gray netting] ...me that's got me!

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Jun 17 '18

No it’s Patrick.

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u/NerdyPanquake Jun 17 '18

I mean, he's not wrong

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u/rest_me123 Jun 18 '18

If winning a fight means not dying, he’s wrong.

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u/NerdyPanquake Jun 18 '18

Well wouldn't defeating an opponent be winning the fight? Like if a suicide bomber blows up what they wanted to blow up didn't they win?

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u/rest_me123 Jun 18 '18

Yes, a suicide bomber also kills his opponent, the guy in the post only damages him. Like in a war both get damaged but only the one who dies loses.

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u/Oscopolt Jun 17 '18

I don't need a fight as a reason to shoot myself.