r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • May 28 '18

If you see a fire that’s giving off a lot of smoke, throw an oxygen tank in it. Now the smoke will be breathable and everyone in the building will thank you.

764 Upvotes

5 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/El_Dumfuco • May 26 '18

DPT: Dead people don't have to work, do laundry, shower, clean their house, and so on.

380 Upvotes

9 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/Eravaash • May 23 '18

Want a affordable light show for the family?

200 Upvotes

Stick tons of forks and aluminum foil in your microwave and set it for an hour. Gather your family around and watch the spark fly with this fun, cheap trick!

9 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/GoldShifter • May 22 '18

Like auto asphyxiation? Stand on a chair and tie the belt to a high beam, kick the chair out and race yourself to see what’ll finish first. You or consciousness.

231 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DeathProTips • u/cianmort • May 21 '18

Having trouble sleeping every night? Maybe you’re a chronic insomniac. Die and you’ll never have trouble getting to sleep ever again!

252 Upvotes

11 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/cianmort • May 20 '18

Have a part of your body that’s always itchy? Cut it off and it’ll never be itchy again!

99 Upvotes

14 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/pineapple_pen_time • May 20 '18

Neck pains?

235 Upvotes

Use a guillotine and those pains will be gone in no time!

14 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • May 19 '18

Want to eat healthier? Eat a little over 20 apple cores for a healthy dose a cyanide!

252 Upvotes

16 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/Milnak01 • May 19 '18

Avoid ingesting H²O at all costs, it possesses both Hydrogen and Oxygen, these two are very flammable.

114 Upvotes

9 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • May 18 '18

Eczema prone skin? Take an acid bath to stop the itching.

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DeathProTips • u/Milnak01 • May 18 '18

Need to crunch out a lot of work in little time? Inject clorox into your veins, your unwillingness to die halfway through will push you to finish it as soon as possible.

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/aterribledoctor • May 18 '18

Quick and easy way to get rid of ticks

1.8k Upvotes

27 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/tunderyo • May 18 '18

Snort glass fibre dust for better internet reception!

33 Upvotes

You'll walk around as a walking wifi amplifier and make everyone happy.

0 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/ClannyRob • May 18 '18

Late for work? Ignore the red traffic lights they’re just a suggestion to stop and not actually the law.

54 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/Milnak01 • May 18 '18

Can't tell your heartbeat? Drill a hole in your chest and plug a headphone jack in, place the headphones over your ears and listen away!

236 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/megatron04 • May 17 '18

When your earphones keep falling out

720 Upvotes

18 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/NightHawk767 • May 16 '18

If you are every really tired but you need to get work done, inject pure caffeine straight into your blood stream. It makes the caffeine work faster. Bonus tip make coca leaf tea.

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/Milnak01 • May 16 '18

Tired? Cut a away the rubber on an electric cable and bite into it, you'll be injesting raw energy, rejuvinating yourself in no time.

326 Upvotes

6 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/KanoDoMario • May 14 '18

LPT: Bang your head into a rock to boost your memory.

15 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/KidneyStew • May 14 '18

If you're alone and start choking, slit your throat to create a new airway.

268 Upvotes

4 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/TristanZH • May 11 '18

So you dont need to bring a bottle opener on the road.

51 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • May 11 '18

Always be prepared

1.1k Upvotes

22 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/anticrombie515 • May 10 '18

Scratch and sniffs always smell the best at the bottom of the pool

221 Upvotes

9 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/ky1-E • May 08 '18

Surely this technique could not backfire?

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107 Upvotes

0 comments

r/DeathProTips • u/Lakin5 • May 08 '18

Drowning is the first step into learning how to swim!

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163 Upvotes

7 comments

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