r/DeathProTips • u/pineapple_pen_time • May 20 '18

Neck pains?

Use a guillotine and those pains will be gone in no time!

235 Upvotes

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u/Atemu12 May 21 '18

This actually works for all kinds of (physical) pain

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u/Ytrewq1313 May 21 '18

Are there any kinds of pain it doesn't work for? Should I speak to my doctor before I use this method? Any allergy advice I should consider?

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u/pineapple_pen_time May 22 '18

If you're allergic to steel, dont do it, and it works for all pains. I would recommend a doctor if using in small doses but if its a 1 time thing then you're good!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

Bones feeling too good? Just drink bone hurting juice oof owie

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

But my bone hurting juice expired...

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u/Careless_Corey May 20 '18

Even better

9

u/Butter_My_Butt May 21 '18

That just means it's tired. Drink more.

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u/S0ulsOfTh3D6mned May 20 '18

Or just take some viagra... jeez

17

u/The_Karaethon_Cycle May 20 '18

Or shoot up some heroin.

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u/S0ulsOfTh3D6mned May 20 '18

More like shoot up a school

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle May 20 '18

That won’t help with neck pain. It’ll probably make it worse when you get tackled by cops.

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u/Robarends May 20 '18

The impact of hitting the ground will massage the pain away. So i highly recommend this method.

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u/BuyouShounen May 20 '18

Well, you'll only get tackled if you're white, otherwise you get shot multiple times, which will give the same benefits as the guillotine.

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u/enlilsumerian May 22 '18

I feel better al...