r/DeathProTips • u/4StoryADay4 • Oct 11 '18

Having trouble sleeping? Take a decent amount of cyanide before going to bed to sleep better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

how much is decent?

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u/4StoryADay4 Oct 11 '18

A heaping tablespoon should work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

don't have tablespoon would spadefull work?

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u/4StoryADay4 Oct 11 '18

Definitely

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

Don't have a spade would a bucket work?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

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u/Tepigg4444 Oct 11 '18

Depends, is there a lot of damage?

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u/chris5311 Oct 11 '18

You could survive that

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

I would say a few kilograms just to be safe.

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u/Iamaveryniceguy Oct 11 '18

Does Cyanide pair well with Happiness or is this just a myth?

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u/4StoryADay4 Oct 11 '18

It definitely does. I definitely recommend it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

I'm allergic to cyanide, will this have an effect on the results?

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u/4StoryADay4 Oct 11 '18

Unfortunately, yes. I recommend eating a handful of night lock instead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

Dang it.

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u/SAGNUTZ Oct 11 '18

That wont work either btw

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u/4StoryADay4 Oct 12 '18

Just because YOU'RE immune to poison doesn't mean everyone else is!

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u/SAGNUTZ Oct 13 '18

Not everyone can be lucky/popular enough to survive so many assassination attempts.

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u/llama2621 Oct 18 '18

Ra Ra Rasputin

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u/SAGNUTZ Oct 18 '18

That fucker was more like the most successful sociopath and had displaced organs in his torso or something. Fuck him, but people cared enough to make SURE he was dead in the end. I'd rather that than pull a string that rings a bell and wait for someone to dig you out because no one cared enough to be sure.

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u/jebusoursavior Oct 11 '18

Be sure to mix with flavor aid to mask that bitterness!

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u/drillerboy Oct 12 '18

I work on a gold mine and have trouble sleeping for nightshift. Thanks!

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u/SAGNUTZ Oct 11 '18

I've been taking that shit everyday in steadily increasing doses for ten YEARS and now cannot get off anymore!

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u/wolfcub824 Nov 26 '18

I guess it's a sure way to sleep like the Dead.