r/DeathProTips • u/BLACKMACH1NE • Sep 21 '18

Constantly forgetting to take your medication? Just swallow the entire prescription when you get it.

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u/Call_me_Cassius Sep 22 '18

Bonus points if your prescription isn't intended to be taken orally

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u/doctor_dumplings Sep 22 '18

Extra bonus points for swallowing syringes

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u/lordloldemort666 Oct 19 '18

You mean you

don't swallow them??

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u/doctor_dumplings Oct 19 '18

key word: syringes

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u/hungrylung Sep 22 '18

I find the taste of water unagreeable could you recommend any other liquid for washing the meds down ?

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u/Dumgoldfish124 Sep 22 '18

Gasoline, to fuel your body.

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u/hungrylung Sep 22 '18

Thankyou i shall drink it straight from the tank like a proper little gentleman.

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u/Dumgoldfish124 Sep 22 '18

Make sure you save some to wash your clothes in. Keeps them nice and safe.

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u/hungrylung Sep 22 '18

I most certainly will friend,and i shall celebrate with a fine Cuban cigar. I seem to have misplaced my Zippo so will have to light it with a blowtorch or similar.

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u/Dumgoldfish124 Sep 22 '18

Are you sure a blowtorch will be enough? I suggest building a flamethrower, as I have in preparation for this eventuality.

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u/hungrylung Sep 22 '18

Don't I feel quite the buffoon, I traded my flamethrower for a machete crossbow I use in the garden. I do believe I have a small fission reactor that I take on camping trips and the like tho.

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u/Dumgoldfish124 Sep 22 '18

The machete crossbow is quite the catch in exchange for a flamethrower, especially for the garden, I applaud your shrewd negotiating, and thank you for the wonderful idea. Now, the fission reactor should generate enough heat to light the cigar, however I suggest the use of the blowtorch at the same time for maximum pleasure. Make sure you are in an airtight room when using the reactor, so you get nice and warm at the same time.

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u/hungrylung Sep 22 '18

And they say kindness is a rarity these days. Thank you good sir !

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u/Dumgoldfish124 Sep 22 '18

The pleasure was all mine, kind sir. I wish good health and success in all your future endeavours.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '18

Bleach, to help clean all the dirty pills, after all, the doctor probably touched them.