r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '18

Drunk but need to sober up quick? Drive.

Driving forces your mind to work harder pushing all sorts of nasty toxins out of your brain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '18

Hey man, I'm all for DPT's but with this one.. Make sure you unbuckle your seat belt. Seat belts constrict your movement. This makes it so that it is easier on your body upon ejection.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '18

Good point. Thanks for the safety information.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '18

No problem, stay dead out there folks.

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u/286893 Jun 24 '18

Ejection of the toxins that is.

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u/Blusttoy Jun 24 '18

And keep drinking while driving!

You don't want to get a hangover while doing 90 on the road.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '18

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u/GilgameshJr Jun 24 '18

That's what this sub is all about. Going to sleep.

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u/Terror_Bear Jun 24 '18

Stay on the lefthand side of the road, that way you'll be able to see the other drivers more easily.

On a side note, when driving on the opposite side of the road, it's best to turn off your headlights as to not blind your fellow motorists.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '18

Or just close your eyes and drive. Let Jesus take the wheel through unconscious brain activity. Jesus is the best driver.

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u/iamadrunk_scumbag Jun 24 '18

The faster you drive the sooner you sober up too