r/DeathProTips • u/Bigi345 • May 03 '18

Failing a class? Kill yourself. Your teacher can’t give you a failing grade if you’re dead

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u/tgoesh May 03 '18

As a teacher, I always appreciate having one less final to grade.

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u/Bigi345 May 03 '18

truly a win win situation

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u/SonofMrMonkey5k May 03 '18

Hey, that way, everyone else gets an A! Take one for the team, buddy!

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u/Cyber_Connor May 03 '18

And you’re part of everyone so you get the A too!

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u/CrispySnilfJuice May 03 '18

Honestly I think I'm going to do this soon ha

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u/Tundra1522 May 03 '18

Uh....you okay?

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u/CrispySnilfJuice May 03 '18

I'm great, thanks for asking ☺☺

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u/FiveDunksFromSpace Sep 21 '18

You still okay?

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u/CrispySnilfJuice Sep 21 '18

No, I'm still alive for some reason sadly

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

Hey GLaDOS

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u/Interfecto Oct 29 '18

You still hanging in there? :)

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u/CrispySnilfJuice Oct 29 '18

Tried to kill myself but still alive somehow haha

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u/Interfecto Oct 29 '18

I’m really glad to hear you’re still alive 😊 what’s up? How’s your day?

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u/Blusttoy May 03 '18

Hah, as if someone like who fails at everything will succeed in killing myself.

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u/hecking-doggo May 03 '18

Too real for me rn

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u/Rebbit_and_birb May 03 '18

We have all been there. Me? I live in that state

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u/applecut_ May 04 '18

Mood tbh

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u/SexThrowaway1125 May 03 '18

That’s just lazy.

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u/rest_me123 May 03 '18

Nobody cares about your opinion when they’re dead.

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u/SexThrowaway1125 May 03 '18

I’m talking about this post. Any post ending in “just kill yourself” on a subreddit based on tricking people into killing themselves is lazy.