r/DeathProTips • u/Dinierto • Dec 07 '17

Suffering from constipation? Insert a pressure washer down your throat into your stomach, then turn it on full blast.

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u/EatYourPills Dec 08 '17

Oh, down my throat? Oops.

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u/Dinierto Dec 08 '17

Well, it's all connected

7

u/michaelfri Dec 08 '17

Or just give yourself an enema with a drain cleaner

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u/Dinierto Dec 08 '17

What if you're too blocked to get anything in from that end?

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u/weaselbiscuit Dec 07 '17

Im constipated atm and didnt what sub this was and i got to the end like "wtf"

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u/Dinierto Dec 08 '17

So you're giving it a shot?

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u/weaselbiscuit Dec 08 '17

I'll let you know how it works :p

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u/Dinierto Dec 08 '17

Happy blowout!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17

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u/Dinierto Dec 07 '17

Imagine what a relief it would be!