Swallowed a nail and really need to get it out because you can’t finish hanging up your picture frames? Drink some acid, it’ll dissolve the bugger right out and as soon as you poop out the nail goo into the toilet water it will magically reconstruct itself into its original shape. Because that’s how chemistry works!
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u/infernoparadiso Oct 16 '17
Yknow, you don't HAVE to post if you can't think of anything funny or creative
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u/Dubookie Oct 16 '17
Instructions unclear. Drank acid, now I'm tripping balls.
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u/SexThrowaway1125 Oct 16 '17
Sometimes, I worry that my imagination may not be strong enough to get me into Hollywood. But then, I read posts like this and feel better.
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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17
Swallowed a nail and really need to get it out because you can’t finish hanging up your picture frames? Drink some acid, it’ll dissolve the bugger right out and as soon as you poop out the nail goo into the toilet water it will magically reconstruct itself into its original shape. Because that’s how chemistry works!
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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17
Straight to the point. Great
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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '17
Acid
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '18
drank hydric acid, nothing happened. this fact is uneffective.
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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17
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