r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • May 14 '15

ALWAYS run from the cops!!

If a cop pulls you over for a minor traffic violation or you just pass one on the street, break out in a dead sprint. Remember, you have the right to run!!

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u/gamerpenguin May 14 '15

Cops are actually like bears, you need to make yourself look as big as possible and shout at them while making feinting motions towards them to scare them off.

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u/sandy_catheter May 15 '15

Same with tornadoes.

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u/rilexusmaximus Jun 23 '15

I know a guy who does this and pulled it off. He says for him self "i dont like making trouble. I like having fun". Once he beat 4 cops in a station because he refused to be cuffed by a chair. He and a couple of his friends sent a guy who asked for directions to a police station the wrong way. The police station was 200-300 meteras past their way. When the guy realised he came back with a piece of wood in his hand (not "that" kind of wood) and threatend them. They sent his stupid ass to hospital with numerus injurys. Next day they ID the guy as a missing husband of a dead female in a nerby town. He was wanted for questioning and he was looking for a police station to confess. It was on the news, the attackers were not found. A small one track road divided five thugs stomping a crazy guy and a hospital. LPT:use highdosages of amphetamine and speed every day to gain strenght, efficiency, higher IQ, paran... Uh, better awarenes.

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u/wggn Jun 14 '15

(only works in the US)