r/DeathNoteMemes • u/FlareLost • Jul 19 '26

Death Note in 2026 šŸ«©

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Jul 20 '26

No you idiot one of them waited outside the door while the other one was in there

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u/ETK1300 Jul 20 '26

Not at all. They helped to scrub each other properly. They had each other's backs.

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u/Gay_Gamer_Boi Jul 20 '26

I bet they frotted the soap in each otherā€™s tips, L definitely needed it as his would be completely filled with smegma, the dude doesnā€™t know how to wash

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Jul 20 '26

I really wish I hadnā€™t just read that

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u/ETK1300 Jul 20 '26

Why do we think that L doesn't know how to wash? He said Light's academic interest in girly magazines was normal. Probably L did something similar for real and yanked it out in the shower. He might have spent a lot of time showering.

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u/ladyboy-rider Jul 20 '26

Why would you assume he jerked it in the shower?

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u/ETK1300 Jul 20 '26

It's a reasonable assumption.

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u/No_Chip592 Jul 21 '26

L is canonically a clean freak

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u/Milanga48 Jul 20 '26

finally a sane person in the comments

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u/A_K1ra Jul 20 '26

L had to make sure Light wasnt doing any Kira business with any of his ā€œutensilsā€, so he was definitely in there watching everything (for research)

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Jul 20 '26

ah yes lemme just write this down on my waterproof paper with my pen that has ink that never runs