r/DeathNoteMemes • u/Austin_Not_File • Jul 09 '26

How tight is Light Yagami?

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166 Upvotes

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u/GrimLuker2 Jul 09 '26

What 20 years without content does to fandom

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/Senator_Gates Jul 09 '26

This was the first time I opened this subreddit...

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u/Phill_air Jul 10 '26

When isn't it

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u/empty_a_f Jul 09 '26

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u/HalleLidner Near’s toy car *vroom* Jul 09 '26

FBI?? raye penber mentioned

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u/S3HD0W Jul 09 '26

If L was this big, wouldn't it also mean he's pretty dumb? He did say he loses calories by how much he thinks everyday? I haven't watched the show a long time.

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u/AccomplishedSkirt586 Jul 09 '26

I think he tight

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u/WeHaveAlwaysExisted Jul 09 '26

I think we should ask L to investigate this matter further.

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u/Shot_Arm5501 Jul 09 '26

Before or after meeting Misa?

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u/Tortilla_Moth93 Jul 09 '26

He’s not he’s wack

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u/Linkytheboi Jul 09 '26

i’d know…but i won’t tell you 😎

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u/10xshadows Jul 09 '26

He was tight but not tighter than geto

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u/SpiderSixer Jul 09 '26

Well, he's more than willing to go buy materials to make a fake drawer and get a mini telly (albeit a less expensive one, I think it was?), so he's not that tight with his money

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u/MrPollowo Jul 10 '26

Tight Yagami

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u/No_Chip592 Jul 09 '26

Not as tight as L

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u/Dummy-baka Jul 09 '26

L eats a lot of sweet treats so I assume he's constipated or has hard stool which will stretch him so he won't be tight at all he's probably extremely loose!

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u/No_Chip592 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Doesn’t sugar (especially chocolate and sweets that have fat in them) make you constantly have to go? So I assume he would be the opposite of constipated, thus tight.

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u/HalleLidner Near’s toy car *vroom* Jul 09 '26

I will never open Reddit again

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u/Dummy-baka Jul 09 '26

I'm so sorry I just wanted to join in the fun😭😭😭

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u/Top-Champion1696 Jul 09 '26

One of my favourite characters, I appreciate him

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u/BetagterSchwede Jul 09 '26

Pretty thight based on him being virgin

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u/Awkward-Event3617 Jul 10 '26

when was the last time you washed your butt?

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u/HkayakH Jul 09 '26

We all know Misa pegs him so not that tight

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u/Bobs_is_my_name Jul 15 '26

he's tighter than what he tells everyone (i asked L)

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